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post #211  quote:

I can't believe I missed this thread

Is it too late to ask Pai Mei?


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post #212  quote:

awesome thread. makes me wish i had returned sooner.

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post #213  quote:

I used to come in here and just read this whenever I was getting frustrated working on papers at night...This thread would always crack me up!

Id love for Dave to come back and revive it!


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post #214  quote:

Don't put all this pressure on Dave...

He'll be like that other Dave

Trying to think of jokes for that highly popular show

All that pressure...

Almost makes you wanna escape to South Africa, doesn't it whidden?


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post #215  quote:

Pai Mei is on vacation. I suspect he may visit us again when we least expect it.

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I hope he still has those long white whiskers

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maybe he went all punk and got a mohawk.

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post #218  quote:

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Don't put all this pressure on Dave...

He'll be like that other Dave

Trying to think of jokes for that highly popular show

All that pressure...

Almost makes you wanna escape to South Africa, doesn't it whidden?


yes, like dave chappel, I have a weak constitution, and too much praise just shuts my *** down!

Off to the mental institution if I get one more compliment!!!!




No, no, nothing like that, I just used up all the quotes from the chinese proverbs page, had said just about everything I could think of,

and got burned out is all. I would sit there thinking, hmmm, what to say.....


got writers block, so I gave up, like the cheeser lightwieght I am, took all the money I made from my sucessful thread and retired to southren Florida and drank margaritas.


***Whidden lears at old lady on beach in one peice bathing suit, sips his alchoholic beverage***


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post #219  quote:

***Dekka decides to bum around Florida. Dekka gets bit by a friggin giant mosquito. Dekka returns to his cave in Appalachia***

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***Dekka decides to bum around Florida. Dekka gets bit by a friggin giant mosquito. Dekka returns to his cave in Appalachia***

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post #221  quote:

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No, no, nothing like that, I just used up all the quotes from the chinese proverbs page, had said just about everything I could think of,

Old Chinese saying: he who use all proverb from page, and has block of the writers, need take solice in the fact that he at least has his youth, good looks and three tasty-treats running around house.


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post #222  quote:

Old Chinese saying: Whidden is not in youth, Whidden is old as crap. Even older than Fuscia, I believe.

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post #223  quote:

Old chinese saying: Whidden's so old, he used to babysit Yoda.

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Pai Mei Amused by Pai Mei post #225  quote:

Pai Mei friend attempt to revive 7,000 year old thread.

Friend read thread and nearly bust gut!

Friend ponder sage advice of Pai Mei and challenge Pai Mei to inner peace duel of ultimate awareness.


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post #226  quote:

Pai Mei friend late. Pai Mei got no new jokes, so Pai Mei retire. Another Pai Mei try to take his place but fail.

Dat all, peace out.

M.


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post #227  quote:

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Old Chinese saying: Whidden is not in youth, Whidden is old as crap. Even older than Fuscia, I believe.


Fuscia is no where NEAR as old as crap, and I am three months older than Dave.


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post #228  quote:

so when dekka says Whiddens older than crap, the fact that you are 3 months older means you are older ...

It depends on whos crap you ar talking about, if its mine its a compliment, if its yours its still a compliment ...

and hes saying that Whidden is older than you, so hes really saying your older than you really are, so take it as a complimente! You may BE older than him, but you dont seem it


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post #229  quote:

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so when dekka says Whiddens older than crap, the fact that you are 3 months older means you are older ...

It depends on whos crap you ar talking about, if its mine its a compliment, if its yours its still a compliment ...

and hes saying that Whidden is older than you, so hes really saying your older than you really are, so take it as a complimente! You may BE older than him, but you dont seem it


i'm confuzled.


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post #230  quote:

Don't worry, Panda rarely makes sense. He is puffing on bamboo all the time.

M.


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post #231  quote:

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Don't worry, Panda rarely makes sense. He is puffing on bamboo all the time.

M.




From a bottle of after shave......name of "El Cheapo."


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post #232  quote:

BTW........How in the hell old is.......crap?

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post #233  quote:

asking how old crap is is like asking which came first: the chicken or the egg? most of us choose not to discuss these matters due to the fact that the answers are way over our heads.

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post #234  quote:

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most of us choose not to discuss these matters

That just sounds weird coming from you


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asking how old crap is is like asking which came first: the chicken or the egg? most of us choose not to discuss these matters due to the fact that the answers are way over our heads.




Try not to inhale when you are in crap over your head.

You won't like the result............or.........on the other hand........

Maybe you will.


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post #236  quote:

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Don't worry, Panda rarely makes sense. He is puffing on bamboo all the time.

M.



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From a bottle of after shave......name of "El Cheapo."


Cheap can came times be good

I know i dont make sense when im out of my head typing ... like now ... but im not right now honest


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post #237  quote:

Maybe "Flying Panda" should change his name to "Pickled Panda"

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Its just my head that is pickeled nothign else among my person ... Im just slightly insane, by a very small margine ... and i have a certifiagate on my wall, and stamp on my hand to prove it

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Its just my head that is pickeled nothign else among my person ... Im just slightly insane, by a very small margine ... and i have a certifiagate on my wall, and stamp on my hand to prove it



I think we both should go back to our padded rooms in "The Nutcase Club."


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