I'd have a long way to travel on my bicycle. But I doubt Canada will experience the apocolypse. There's not enough technology here to really change our way of life too much if we lost it all at once. Well, if we lost our shovels, then our apocolypse would come in the form of a massive snowjob.
If the big one (earthquake) hits california, and the Inreview server is toasted,
I bet we would all find each other and meet up at some other message board.
All cept Fuscia and Kris, cause, well you know, cause of the earthqauke thingy.
But we would mourn them and move on, that is what they would want.
Hell no! No earthquake is knocking me out of commission. NOPE. And I would want you all to mourn, dress up as pirates for my funeral, then get Fuscia tatoos on your hineys.
Mr. F says he is in for the gang as long as he gets to wear:
1. butless chaps
2. a green mohawk
He says "If I can't look like someone from Mad Max, then forget it. I want my buttless chaps, mohawk and sawed off shotgun."
He will be sitting on the bike most of the time. You can always ride in front of him and make sure you never stand behind him. Look at all the Canadians he can moon for you guys.
I'm not sure he'll be too comfortable, riding a bicycle from California to Canada (even Kansas), with his bare butt on the thin bicycle seat... The more he pedals, those closer he'll become acquainted with said seat.
The good thing about that is, if he's riding the nicest bike, no one will ask him if they can borrow it.
Now, if we're gonna be like everyone else, and ride motorcycles, then he'll be alright I guess, but how original is THAT?
06-17-2005 12:21 AM
Bicycle? I though we were talkin' hogs, dirt bikes, stuff like that. I'll let you break the news to him. 
