Sorting the Celebs!

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Okay ladies and gentlemen... a new game.

It's really simple. Take any celebrity that you want and sort them into a house. Why are you choosing the house for the person? Do they have the qualities in real life to fit the house? Do they act like a certain type of person would from the HP books? Do you just want to stick them there for no reason other than it's your favorite house, and you want them there with you?

Have fun........

O.K. I will start it. Bill O'Reilly-Slytherin!! Why, because he is cunning and ambitious. No I don't think he is evil, but I think he has more Slytherin qualities than most. I would also place Madonna there.

Lucy Lawless (Xena) - I would place her in Gryffindor solely based on the fact that I want here in there. But, she's a very daring woman in real life. She's not afraid to try things, do her own stunts, etc...

Brad Pitt - the most gorgeous being in this world. I would place him in Gryffindor too.

Howard Stern - that man is really smart. I would place him in Ravenclaw.

Patrick Swayze - his loyalness to his wife and just his character of life would have me placing him into Hufflepuff.

ALL Politicians - they are going to Slytherin. They talk a good talk... but their out only for themselves. Put 'em where they can all plot together and stab each other in the backs.

ALL Politicians - they are going to Slytherin. They talk a good talk... but their out only for themselves. Put 'em where they can all plot together and stab each other in the backs. [/B][/QUOTE]
Amen!!

Goran Visjnic(?) spelled wrong, he plays Luca on E.R. has to be in Gryffindor just for me! Hey, Ron is in Ravenclaw, so if I can't have him, I'll have to suffer with Goran.

Jennifer Lopez - She's going straight to Slytherin. A woman who knows what she wants, and does anything to get it. Who says that money can't buy you a life?

Sharon Stone - Slytherin

I don't know Kris, Sharon Stone is a toss up. She has a genius I.Q., but I could see Slytherin also.

Rosie O'Donnel-Hufflepuff.
Adam Sandler-Hufflepuff, not sure why, just can see him there.

Al Pacino-Slytherin, just have a feeling about that one.

Robin Williams, Whoopie Goldburg, Ellen Degeneres... all in Gryffindor. They would be the Fred and George of the celebrity world.

Jack Nicholson-Slytherin.
Tom Hanks-Hufflepuff, just seems like a good, loyal guy.
Oh, Ron wants Salma Hayek in Ravenclaw with him.

Ron Salma Hayek... excellent choice!!! Good taste too! Don't let you wifes scowl (See above) scare you. After all, didn't she choose to have that guy from ER with her? That's what I thought.

Hey, the scowl was just a joke. I too think Salma is beautiful. As his wife it is my duty to bug him. Plus, the e.r. guy is a "Ron" type.

Okay... but I'm still sticking up for Ron!

Bill Gates-Ravenclaw!

Pres Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton - Slytherin

Bill Cosby - Ravenclaw (he has a ready and witty mind)

Tom Cruise - Gryffindor

Melissa Etheridge - Hufflepuff (she is a true and loyal person)

Sting-Gryffindor, Ron says he is too pretentious to be in Ravenclaw with him, so I will gladly take him into our house.

The artists previously known as prince, then known as the artist formally known as prince, but currently again known as prince

Slytherin

Don't ask me why because I'll start swearing.
But, yes, I do think he's evil.

Straight to slytherin

Eminem
Sean "P Diddy, Puffy" Combs


I'm putting Emeril (the chef) in Hufflepuff

The guy who plays Aragorn in Lord of the Rings is coming to Gryffindor with us.

Good calls Grant and Kris!

Sally Field-hufflepuff

Donald Trump-Slytherin

Elizabeth Taylor - straight to Slytherin. She isn't faithful to anyone but herself!!! Too many marriages in my book. She get's what she wants and dumps 'em all. Not my style. So, that's where I want her.

Barbra Streisand - Hufflepuff

Laura Bush - Ravenclaw

Anthony Hopkins - Gryffindor

Megan Mullally - she's coming to Gryffindor with us. She plays, Karen, the drunk, from Will and Grace. She would be a BLAST to have in our house, don't you think?

Kelsey Grammer - Hufflepuff

Macaulay Culkin - Slytherin, because I think that he's a brat!

Seth Green - Gryffindor... he would be a prankster, just like the Weasley twins.

Roseanne-Slytherin !!!!!
Demi Moore-Slytherin
Bette Midler-Griffindor-I think she would be a blast to talk to and hang out with in the Three Broomsticks.

Jessica Simpson (singer, married to Nick Lashay from 98degrees) - im putting her in Slytherin because she's as dumb as nails, and I can't see her fitting in any of the other houses. Have you seen their show on mtv? She doesn't know how to do ANYTHING! And she's jealous and clingy. Oh man... put that whiner in Slytherin and get outta my way.

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachay are married? Didn't know hehee you really feel strongly about her eh?

I'll put Jewel in Slytherin too, since she betrayed a fantastic muse and decided to make shockingly mainstream pop music.

Good calls on Roseanne, Bette and Demi fuscia!

Sarah Michelle Gellar can come to Griffindor... just incase we encounter any vampires, it'll be good to have her at hand.

Oh yeah... gotta have our Buffy, don't we?

Actually, I could care less about Jessica Simpson, but after watching one edisode of their show, I just had to place her in that house. She spent the entire time of the show complaining because her husband had to make a PUBLICITY appearance at the playboy mansion. It wasn't bunny's running all over the place. It was a media event, with interviews. She had to go out of town and kept calling his cell phone, over and over and over. She was MAD at him because he went. It was his JOB! He wasn't with other women. He was in front of the cameras, giving interviews. OH NO... how horrible.

And, she doesn't even know how to do laundry.

I just don't like helpless people, who have EVERY opportunity and advantage to learn something. Especially something as simple as washing a load of clothes. LAXY!!!

she's silly then... if he wanted a playboy bunny, I'm sure he could have bought one instead of marrying her... Well, maybe

I'd love to have someone do my washing for me all the time...... oooh man that would be so sweet!

Jay Leno-hufflepuff

Kris, any person who can't figure out that chicken of the sea is tuna, has to be a squib! So, I say we drop Jessica Simpson and declare her a squib.

Hey... I didn't think about making people squibs. Good decision there, Sherry. Who else shall join our 'clueless one' in the bottom of the lonely barrel?

Brittney Spears-has to be a squib. Have you ever heard her talk. I think she must have flunked English. Gotta be a squib!

Dennis Quaid- Gryffindor Always playing honorable characters, that one.

Rob Smets- Gryffindor. Probably no one here's ever heard of him, but he's a bullfighter(a.k.a rodeo clown) in the PBR (Professional Bull Riders, NBA of bull riding). Always jumps between the riders and the bulls.

Albert Einstein- Ravenclaw

Bob Bakker- Ravenclaw (Not the Price is Right guy, the paleontologist.)

Prince William- Hufflepuff From what I've heard, he's really humble.

Sean Astin- Hufflepuff Another humble one.

Ross Coleman- Slytherin One of the bull riders. Not bad, very determined.

Paris Hilton- Slytherin Stuck-up little.. *starts mumbling under her breath* Poor Ross having to deal with her.

I think Paris Hilton would be a squib.

lol Too true.

orlanod bloom-gryffindor (ahh drool)
christopher lee-slytherine
andy serkis-rvenclaw
elijah wood-gryffindor
billy boyd-hufflepuff
dominic monahagan(sp)-hufflepuff (can't spily pippin and merry up can we)
liv tyler-gryffindor (elves go in the same house)

Ian Mckellan-Gryffindor, cause I want Gandalf in my house.
Viggo Mortensen-well he is going to my house of Gryffindor too!

I think Merry and Pippin would go in Gryffindor..or at least Merry..bloodthirsty little thing. lol
The guy that plays Faramir- Slytherin, just because he was willing to go get himself killed to gain his father's approval.
And the guy that plays Denethor in Slytherin because he's such a slimeball.

We can sort characters instead of actors, right?

Sure why not sort characters.

Did you mean Boromir that was one of the fellowship or Faramir the brother who lived and married Eowyn?

Faramir. (He almost died but he was willing too.)
I'd sort Boromir into Gryffindor.

I think I would put Faramir into Hufflepuff. He was a brave man, but just wanted to be liked. No evil in him.

I don't think he's evil. Just had a "thirst to prove himself".

Good point CD.

Simon Cowell-squib
Paula Abdul-Hufflepuff
Randy-?

lol Hm...Randy is tough to place..

Yes, sometimes I think he is a Hufflepuff, sometimes Slytherin.