What Are YOUR Top 10 Worst Movies?

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I got the idea for this change from the original "What Are YOUR Top 10 Favourite Movies?" After I saw Vanilla Sky, I had to make this thread that will grow to massive extent.
My Top 10 Worst Movies are:

1. Vanilla Sky
2. Hell I dont know I 'll come back when I think of something...

(that 2nd one ain't a movie title)

The cook,the thief ,his wife,and her lover.
easily the worst movie ever made

hehehe I saw that movie, it was bloody awful!

I just watched the movie Below, a ghost movie set in a submarine... I really really really really disliked it. It was boring and somewhat pointless.

Also I dislike AI, just because it used a cute kid we knew from 6th sense and took aspects of Bicentenialman and Pinocchio, put them together with Speilberg's name and tada!
I don't like being tricked like that

What else? Well, none others I can remember

Oh god... AI was an awful movie.

Glitter... Mariah Carey (stick to singing)

I won't EVER watch Glitter. That's on my top ten worst of alltime and I've never seen it, nor will I. Mariah Carey SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN ACTING ON SCREEN, EVER!! Her voice is great. One of the best, if not tops. But she's not a multi-talent, and I have to say that she's foolish if she thinks she is.

Ok, that aside, I'm not sure where I place Glitter on my top 10, cuz I've never seen it. :P

The other 8 that I'll add, not in any specific order will preceed what I think is the worst movie of ALL TIME! I hope no one else saw it......... UUuuggghhh......

Ok,

Waterworld
Full Frontal
Universal Soldier 3 (one with Goldberg in it....)
Howard the Duck (I'll still watch it though; masochist that I am)
UHF
Zardoz (Oh, my, GOD... Connery, what were you thinking???)
Speed 2
Batman and Robin

Ok, now hold your noses cuz here come the ultimate STINKER....

Saturday the 14th....

I need cleansing by fire just for posting that turd on this message board, and I suggest that all who read that part of the post receive the same treatment. It's the only way you'll feel neat and tidy again, after being exposed to such a woeful, putrid stench... Gawd-AWFUL....

LMAO Oh man, I remember Saturday the 14th. That was such a stupid movie. Great pick.

Oh! You know i've been looking out for saturday the 14th for a long time! I seriously want to watch that movie!

Waterworld was pretty bad

Never seen Glitter, but I'm with sierradaddy on that one.... it'll be in my top 10 worst movies without even seeing it. As would be "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" (though I unfortunately did watch it) and "To Wong F..." darn... i can't even get through the title of that one...

I LOVED "To Wong Foo... Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar"

That movie made me laugh so hard. Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes and John Leguzamo were soooooooooo good at their parts. Its a funny movie, with a message here or there about tolerance thrown in, just for good measure.

Then you'd probably like Priscilla too, but I couldn't watch much of either of them.

I just didn't get the joke, I think

Some might disagree with me on this...but I HATED this movie....


Natural Born Killers

That was such an AWFUL movie... I'm with you on that mystic

Waterworld. Worst movie I have ever seen. Now, the most boring was Tea With Moussolini (or however you spell it). That was the first and only movie I ever fell asleep during.

Oh, how could I forget this one.

Wag the Dog

I fell asleep during the movie. Literally laid down in the theatre and slept. There was nothing about it that I liked...

Howard the Duck

Killer Clowns - an old STUPID movie

Movies that were sssoooo stupid and bad, but some of them I loved anyway...you guys named a few of them

Howard the Duck (I liked it when I was a kid)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Krull ( i still loved it)
(the one where the girl is in witch school and she has the cat named Tabby and she is a misfit that messes up the flying broom formation and the den mother from "Facts of Life" sitcom is in it..used to come on HBO)I liked it when i was a kid
The Gate (where the kids find a hole in the back yard that is a gate way to hell and the boy gets an eyeball in the palm of his hand and the little gremlins run around)
GOBLIN ("Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards!!! all the actors sucked)
Booty Call (you can lick it and stick it)
Critters (the wannabe gremlins)
All the Friday the 13th movies (why do these dumb kids keep going back to Crystal Lake every year and the stupid blond always falls down)

bad bad bad was the movie: Beloved

Oh well... There's one I should've added. I really liked Beloved. And though I'm a guy, it wasn't just for Thandie Newton's big nude scene. I actually liked the feel of the movie, but I think Oprah's best acting performance came in The Colour Purple...

color purple was just a good dramatic movie for all the actors

well i'd say the worst movie ever that TRIED to be good (as oppossed to b-movies that are made, knowing that they are)
would have to be "star trek V" i mean seriously folks..."row,row,row your boat" yeah row it right into shatner's egoland why don't you?

To this day. FireStorm remains the worst movie ever.
I compare horrible movies to this one to see just how sucky it really was.

Alien 3..........they did an autopsy of poor Newt in the first scenes of that stinker.

They killed off the android who everybody liked.

They killed off Ripleys Colonial Marine boyfriend.

They killed off Ripley.

They were all bald and had no guns.

All the characters were crazy killer/sex offenders on a prison penal colony.

Aliens 2 was one of the most impressive movies of all time. I still watch that one from time to time. When Alien 3 came out, it was more than a sucky movie, it was a sick depressing add on sequel to an awesome movie franchise.

Worst movies:
Vanilla Sky: Plot twist was dumb.
Anger Management: Plot twist was dumb.
Scary Movie: Whole movie was dumb.

GLITTER
What was the whole point in making it?! I practicaly fell slept during the movie

I've only walked out on two movies, they are the first two on my list:

In no particular order, off the top of my head, I hated:

A Nightmare Before Christmas
Splitting Heirs
Zoolander
Dumb & DumberER
Grease
The Sound Of Music
Titanic
Showgirls
Batman & Robin
The Italian Job

-HECK!

I walked out during the first 20 minutes of Dazed & Confused.
I don't like stupid movies that promote drugs!!

All you tarantino fans are gonna hate me, but i thought Jackie Brown was the worst flick i've ever seen.
Here are some other doozies
-LXG (absolutely awful)
-both of the new star wars movies (don't bite my head off)
-the 2nd jurrassic park
-rat race

KJ- I don't know if Dazed and Confused promoted drugs exactly. It didn't want me to go smoke a doobie. A lot of people did that sort of thing back in the day, if anything it's an honest depiction.

There is a bit of a mesage about the whole thing at the end. I mean, it wasn't all deep or anything.

But if you're really anti-marijuana, then I could see how it doesn't appeal to you.

Personally, it's one of my favorite comedies. In high school we would drunk a bunch of beer and watch it every night. Classic.

-HECK!

I've never walked out of a movie, but almost did when I went to see Scary Movie.

Heck... I was a heavy party girl growing up! Way too much!
I got out of that scene, and I just don't like it... it might not be promoting it... but it shows support for it, in my opinion! Anyway, I just didn't like it.

Heather, I can't believe you don't like the Scary Movie series, those make me roll. Scary Movie Three. That Michael Jackson scene, ha ha ha ha ha heh heh.
Anything with Yahoo Serious sucks!

Rocky Horror Picture Show! There is another one!

No way! if anything you became smarter for knowing that it was something that you didn't like, unlike the rest of us dummies who were drooling in entertainment over it and laughing like hyenas.

Been there, done that! I grew up in New Orleans and I remember getting dragged off to that. They said toast, the audience threw toast!

I hear you KJ.

Yeah, The Rocky Horror Picture Show can kiss it. It's takes a lot for me to get involved in cult-status flicks like that.

-HECK!

Amen! Rocky Horror was a turd.

I got dragged to that piece of garbage when I was a teenager. No one told me it was a transvestite horror movie.

No doubt! A young Tim Curry transvestite? Man, it's hard to believe that same transvestite played Pennywise from Stephen Kings' IT!

Yeah, everytime I see Tim Curry in a movie or sitcom, I can't help but think of him as a cannibal transvestite.

One Hour Photo with Robin Williams! There is another terrible movie. What is it with him? Is he going through mid-life crisis or what? All of his movies lately are NOT funny but kinda weird.

Here's two of the worst movies I've ever seen (not necessarily in this order):

1.) The Convent
2.) Frost: Portrait of A Vampire

So, the movie with the skinny-weird-a$s-transvestite Tim Curry was a good thing? You still don't have my vote! Let's not do the Time Warp Again! Clue was a pretty cool movie though... and generally I DO like Tim Curry... after all, he played Pennywise The Dancing Clown (also known as Bob Gray) in IT.

I loved IT! But I must say the book was much better than the movie. Much darker and scarier.

Hell yeah! The first time I read IT, was in Junior High! I read very fast and so I got into trouble (um, not entirely my fault) and read it in one day in in-house suspension. Long book, but I couldn't stop once I gained momentum.

I've never read the book. I saw the movie though...a long time ago. So, I only remember bits and pieces of it. I can't really even remember what the clown actually looked like.

You got robbed! The movie sucked! The book is very detailed (of course)! The clown looked like a fatter Tim Curry cracked out! Orange hair, white painted face, thin red lips, sometimes sharp as needles teeth...where's my clown repellent?

I hear ya! I punched a clown in his stupid fat nose once at the Circus when I was about fourteen because he wouldn't back off (I have always hated clowns) and he swung back...after that hair was flying, noses were coming off and I ain't never heard a clown swear like that!!! I got kicked out of the damn circus.
"I hate that clown!!!" Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore. He put it best!

"You're gonna die clown!" he also said. "I don't hear you laughing now!"

LOL Yeah, I like the way Adam Sandler put it

I have one of those "I hate clowns" license plate covers on the front of my truck, and on the back I have one that says "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!"

LMAO!!!! I need one that says 'I eat clowns' to put on the front of my car.

Yeah, I want to have stamps on the rear bumper of my car signifying how many clowns have eaten my front grill!

That reminds me of a really cheesy joke...

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and says, "Does this taste a bit funny to you?"

I think the humor wore out of that joke a long time ago. Probably somewhere around the first couple of hundred times I heard it.

Lame!!! Very lame! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Send all clowns to the cannibals!

I told you it was cheesy

No, you said cheesy...THAT was CHEEEEEEESSSSSYYYYYY!

Extra stringy perhaps?

Here is something funny about clowns...the evil bastiches!
The Top 18 reasons you know that you've hired the wrong clown for your child's birthday party!

18. By the end of the party, he's got every damn kid doing the "pull my finger" trick.
17. Clown car must be started with breathalizer device.

16. Keeps screaming, "My name's not BO-zo, it's bo-ZO!"

15. References to Kierkegaard and Nietzsche are lost on most 5-year olds.

14. Props for his "disappearing" trick: a moving van and your wide-screen TV.

13. Scares the holy hell outta the kids during the "Severed Limb" trick.

12. Tells the kids he killed Barney in a blood match in Newark.

11. Didn't bring any balloons, but manages to twist your dachshund into other animal shapes.

10. Prefaces each trick with, "here's a little number I learned in the joint."

9. Not exactly the Peewee Herman impression you were expecting.

8. Wears a T-Shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!"

7. More interested in squirting seltzer into his Scotch than into his pants.

6. Those huge ears look too darn life-like, and the entire act consists of showing charts and complaining about the deficit.

5. A sad clown is one thing -- a clown who spends the entire party with a gun to his temple is another thing entirely.

4. Only balloon animals he can make are a snake and a "snake on acid."

3. Business cards include the phrase "From the Mind of Stephen King..."

2. Price list includes "lap dance" and "around the world."

1. All the balloon animals are ribbed and lubricated.

I don't care what his resume says, I don't want any clowns at my house for any reason...

C'mon!!! You know you like clowns, Pulse! Hey, where's Mm? He'd get a kick out of that list! I should pm him and tell him about the clown thread, eh?

Yeah. Give him a good laugh

Wait...you laughed at that? Just foolin'!

"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." -- Forgot where that quote came from...

I laugh in the face of a stupid director who makes stupid movies! If I find one!

"Frost: Portrait of a Vampire" now, that one...was bad, horrible, terrible, the absolute worst movie that I have ever seen. It was supposed to be a horror movie. But it was more boring than watching a stupid documentary on the freaking Civil War. And there was nothing scary about it.

I hear ya'll, Mystic! The Shining sort of creeped me out when I was a kid! REDRUM!!! That little kid freaked me out more than "Heeeeere's Jonnnnyyy!"

Yeah, the kids in horror films tend to be kind of creepy.

What about Ravenous? Has anyone seen that? Pulse you reminded me of that with the Description of that other movie!

It's during the Civil War time too! It's about these people that get stuck in the mountains and start eating each other, and it makes them very powerful and immune to death pretty much! If it wasn't so stupid, it would have been cool!

"Frost" starts out, well, actually half of the freaking movie, takes place in a battle field somewhere. The acting wasn't all that great either. In fact, it was lousy. About thirty minutes into the movie, I was sitting there asking myself why I even rented it.

Because everyone rents or buys stupid movies sometimes! I bought a DVD called Jr. and it was dubbed in English and so stupid! It was supposed to be a horror movie...more like a badly done soap opera!

LMAO!!!!

And that stupid Japanese Vampire Hunters! My God...could there be a worse movie?

Mystic, my brother and I watched the Shining on T.V. when we were kids and it scared the living tar out of us.

My favorite part of that movie is when Jack in on the stairs heading for his wife, saying, Wendy, give me the bat!

She gives him a nice crack in the head with it instead.

Like you, that movie still creeps me out if I watch it alone.

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/newsimages/2002/2313817_2.jpg

Yeah, if I saw that face peeking through my door, I wouldn't have the courage to fight, I just freak out and faint.

I know that go with the "Law Dog" image, but hey, I'm honest.

Ok here it goes

1 - Waterworld
2 - Johnny English
3 - Traffic
4 - Terminator 3 so dissapointing
5 - Robocop 3 and 4
6 - Zoolander
7 - Electra
8 - revenge of the tomatoes
9 - Critters
10 - Gremlins

I didn't like the Robocop movies either and I've never really been a big fan of Terminator.