Ways to annoy Trelawney!

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Okay... we've got another list up!!! Let's see what you can all come up with to annoy Trelawney.

Remind her that the hippogriff DID fly off unharmed after Harry's "prediction" in POA.

Ask her how come she was surprised there were 13 people at the Christmas Dinner in POA - she ought to have known...

* Laugh every time she turns around (for no reason of course)

Prop a book in front of you and ask her to predict how many fingers you are/will be holding up. Chnage it so she's wrong every time.

Tell her that according to her fellow Divination Teacher "the planet doesn't care about the fates of individual humans"...

When she is in a middle of some misty explanation, cough "hem, hem"...

Tell her Firenze doesn't do tea, but he'll let her read his latte foam.

Tell her that according to the new divination teacher she is going to die an early, grotesque, and painful death when Jupiter is in the 5th house. Then glance thoughtfully a the ceiling and say "Isn't that tomarrow?"

Make tea with potting soil and ask her to help you read the mud.

When she goes over the planets and talks about Uranus, always ask if you can see it.

Tell her that her inner eye needs glasses.

When you fall asleep in class, and you will, when she scolds you, claim to have had a horrible dream about her death, then tell her "no, I can't talk about it, it's too scary" Use this excuse all the time.

When she sees a grim in your tea leaves, tell her that is your dog Cuddles, he follows you everwhere.

O.K. drop some rude body-part shaped confetti into your tea cup. Make sure that the confetti is the same color as the tea leaves.

Replace her crystal ball with a magic 8 ball.

Ask her if you could borrow her crystal ball to go bowling

Predict that Firenze will take her job.

Tell her that she looks JUST LIKE the actress, Emma Thompson!

Tell her that they rejected her application for the Psychic Hotline.

Put an anti-clean spell on her bifocals

Tell her that her great-grandmother was a gifted seer, but that she is adopted!

Oh god... now that's a good one, Sher!

Arrange all the tea leaves to look like the dark mark.

Replace the tea leaves with Oregano, and see what happens.

Tell her all the REAL seers use tea bags now.

Replace all her tea cups with styrofoam cups

Replace her crystal ball with a water globe of Voldemort.

Ohhhh... that's a great idea!


Replace the incense with pot sticks (created by magic) and have them lit during class.

Enchant your hands so they have NO lines on them. Tell her to read that.