| If you're crappy and you know it
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq
It's pre-emptive non-agression, bomb Iraq
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
They've got weapons we can't see and that's good enough for cause it's all the proof I need so bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
If you're mood is quite dejected bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad with the weapons that he had and he tried to kill your dad, then bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growing bomb, Iraq,
If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy and hiding that ain't easy and your manhood's getting quesy, bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq,
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections, let's look tough for the elections, close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might know not our borders, bomb Iraq,
Disagree? We'll call it treason, let's make war not love this season even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq. | |