| Posted by: Lawless | | Okay... I just found this on another website, and it really looks like it would be a lot of fun. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to post a picture, maybe once a week. It depends on how fast we get posts. Anyway... I will post a picture from a scene in the HP movies, and I want for us to all post captions for what they are saying. It does NOT have to relate to HP. It's just something for fun!!! So.... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Nion | | Dumbledore to Harry:"As i was saying,this bird tastes better boiled in hot Newt soup" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | DD to Harry... "If you move in slowly like this, with a smile on your face, you can get close enough to grab him by the neck and snap it!"
I know... that's cruel, but still funny. I would never do that! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Harry: Professor, is that what I think it is?
Dumbledore: Yes, Harry... it's dinner. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Dumbledore: Bad Fawkes! Don't make me get the blowtorch out again! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Dumbledor "hey Fawkes, pull my finger."
O.K. that one came from my husband-seriously! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Dumbledore: That's the last time I cross-breed a chicken with a dragon | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Okay... fuscia your husband wins in my books!!! Too funny.
"Hey Fawkes, pull my finger!"
*ROTFLMAO* | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Mrs. Norris (in Filch's arms, thinking): Let me down, you idiot. Can't you see that mouse just sitting there on the floor, mocking me. You never let me do what I want...(trails off, muttering mutinously). | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | See, my teeth ARE eight shades whiter now. I told you that stuff works, didn't I? But nooooooooooooo, you didn't believe me, you filthy little twirps! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Mrs. Norris thinking "why does he always want to cuddle with me. He has got to get himself a girlfriend!" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron thinking: "God, if he would just SHUT UP and look away for a minute, I could grab one of those morsels out of that goblet on the table, right there, and eat! I'm starving, and everyone else is in the dining hall, and we have to listen to him.... 'blah, blah, blah' He NEVER says anything worth listening to!!!" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Snape, speaking to Dumbledore, who is off to the side - "Theys stole it! Nasty little thieves! Theys stole my Precious!" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Snape: You actually drove a flying car? How was it? Did it drive smoothly? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Doesn't he looks so cute when he is mad?
(said like how your mother would say it) | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Curse you KJ! I was just about to say that Filch was saying that! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Nion | | Snape singing "no matter what i do,all i think about is u..even when i'm with my boo,fool u know i'm crazy over u" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Mike... you want to *sniff* curse me? 
Well, great minds do think alike. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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Originally posted by KJPotter
Mike... you want to *sniff* curse me?
Well, great minds do think alike. |
Indeed they do.
Harry: Ron you great poof, don't stare
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Nion, I'm thinking... "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" at the end when Charley, Grandpa and Mr Wonka are in that flying contraption, and Charley said... "I can see me house from here!" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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Originally posted by KJPotter
Mike... good one!!!  |
Cheers KJ.
Malfoy: Ewww, Potter was that you?
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| Posted by: uragit | | Malfoy- Why did my father buy us broom sticks. he really has to get up to date with the vacum cleaners. THATS WHAT WE FLY NOW! *geesh* | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Harry thinking: boy, you feed them once, and they never leave you alone. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Quit following me, Draco. Everyone is going to realize that you like me if you keep this sort of attention up. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | That's it, Hedwig. If you crap on me, ONE MORE TIME, I'm getting a new owl!!!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Harry thinking "if I hold still long enough, Dobby will give up and stop humping my leg." | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Where are you going to be when your diarrhea medicine wears off?
It's a commercial for Immodium here in the states. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Hedwig: Psssssssst... see the guy behind me? Do me a favor and slap him once for me, will ya? He's always making me deliver things for him, and all I ever get is a pat on the head, and an occasional mouse. I DEMAND some rights here. Where's Hermione and her compassion for us owls, huh? I've got 2 legs, just like the elves. I think that I deserve some equal rights... like not having to be pencilneck, over here's, delivery service. Does anybody hear me? Or all ya'll just ignoring me since I'm just an owl??? Hello... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
I'll bet that is what she is really thinking. Buy the damn owl some treats already Harry! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | I know.... poor girl. Sheesh. I bet that she fly's off in this next book and leaves for good. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Hedwig singing to herself "cause you are the wind beneath my wings" Then she laughs!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Nion | | the one who took the picture "which one is Harry?..they're both so white? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Draco: *sniffling* "Oh god... I've wet myself. Are you happy now, Hermione? I will never pinch your butt again. I promise." | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: uragit | | malfoy- i know you liked my hair better when i sliked it back but i want something different this year. Sorry | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Hermione: Tell me where you hid my lacey underwear and I'll spare your life | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Draco: "Gosh Hermione, all I said was that that color looked nice on you compared to your robes." | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Hermione: It's only a fly Malfoy, if you don't stay still I can't zap it. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: uragit | | ya know what i actually forget what hermoine is threating malfoy for? hwat did he do again? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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Originally posted by uragit
ya know what i actually forget what hermoine is threating malfoy for? hwat did he do again? |
I can't remember either, it might be a scene invented by the screenwriter that wasn't in the book. Wasn't it something to do with Malfoy taunting them about Buckbeak's trial?
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| Posted by: Miniluv518 | | yeah, Draco was making fun of Hagrid, who was crying b/c Buckbeak had lost the trial | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | I can't wait till we see Draco transformed into a weasel, or was it a ferret? Anyway... I want to see that happen. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron: Mum, the pigs are at it again...
Molly: Oh, well, for heaven's sake, don't look, but - what are they doing? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Fred: Ah, our cousin Carrot Top has finally arrived...
Harry: Good, cause I have a bone to pick with him!
Ron: Why's that, Harry?
Harry: 1-800-CALL-ATT Doesn't work! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Mrs Weasley: Percy dear, these gentlmen are from a show called Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They have come to take you away. Look in the mirror. You could do with the help. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ginny: Oh.. umm... the glasses are.. for reading.. and um.. the scar.. I just woke up with it.. strange huh.. Hh...hi, Harry... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Harry: Come on Lucy, canes are so yesterday, swords are the new thing. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Lucius: Ah, the arch-nemesis of my son, the secret associate of my house-elf, and the three-times defeater of my domination-aspiring master. How are you Potter? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Dumbledore: Now BOYS, kiss and make up, or you'll have detention this entire week. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Dumbledore to the sorting hat sitting on his desk: No really, I think that you should be the one to sort out this problem between these two children. I'm sick and tired of it. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lucius: How dare you steal my diary! It has very personal information in there!
Mr. Weasley: Obviously! You'd better keep your slimy paws off of Molly!
Lucius: I would never go near that filthy person you call your wife! I've never had a thing for Molly and never will!
Ginny: Not according to January 23rd, 1990! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Wizard Clothing: $250.00
Flourish & Blott's Set: $30,000
Seeing Jason Isaac's Dark Hair Under His Wig: Priceless | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Mr. Weasley: 'No, Lucius, you don't have to show me your illustrated copy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I happen to like my hat, thank you very much! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: *Whispers to Ron* Why'd it just get so dark in here?
Ron: *Whispers back* Because the second film is darker and the villain just walked in...
Harry: Oh... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Mr. Weasley: *Whispers* Children, we'd better go outside... It's time for the secret meeting of TPWPWB... you know... 'The People Who Play With Barbies'...?
Lucius: You and your children play with Barbies? Tut tut, I'm sure that true pure-bloods would never do that...
Draco: Well, father, you do have those dolls down in the cellar...
*Mr. Malfoy turns to Draco talking through gritted teeth*
Lucius: How many times do I have to tell you? They are not dolls, they are action figures!
Fred: Sure, they're just action figures, Mr. Malfoy... *smirks* | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | 'No, I'm sorry, Lucius, I don't know where the books preventing teenage bed-wetting can be found. Perhaps if you ask at the front desk...?' | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Mr. Weasley : How many times do I have to tell you? I have a religion, so I don't need to hear about yours" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Arthur Weasley: Look, Lucias, we happen to LIKE rubbing dirt on our faces. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: alita3000 | | Malfoy: Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Haaaarry!!!! Pleeeeease help me!!!! I didn't know that being on the Quidditch team would mean that I would be flying so high... I am scaaaaared... Where are my two fat friends??? I need help!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ginny to Lucius Malfoy: Wow, your hair is so pretty. It would look great on my mom. How come you have girls hair, Mr. Malfoy? I thought that girls wear their hair long, and boys keep theirs short? Well, except for my brother, Bill. His is starting to get long too. Does it mean something when a boy has long hair like a girl? Huh... huh... can you tell me, Mr. Malfoy!!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Guy behind Draco, thinking: "I thought that Malfoy was a natural blonde!" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Flint "told you that broomstick would fit in my ear"
submitted by Mr. F. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Boy behind Draco thinking "if only he would give me a chance. He is sooo cute"
this one by Fuscia | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Sorry Kris, he just looked like he was checking Draco out. Maybe it's just my medicine.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | |
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Originally posted by fuscia
Sorry Kris, he just looked like he was checking Draco out. Maybe it's just my medicine. |
Why is that not surprising to me? 
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Since nobody really seems to be playing this anymore, I thought that I would just post a bunch of captions from mugglenet.com
What do you think? Which is your favorite? Do you have a caption????
Ron: Eww.... no wonder nobody comes to this part of the Forest!
*Voldemort dancing in the middle of a circle*
Death Eaters: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*Clap Clap*
Death Eaters: If you're happy and you know it... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron: *screams*
Harry: Calm down, Ron, you don't want to start hyperventilating again. But I agree, it is scary...
Ron: That's my deepest, darkest desire?!
Harry: You know, Lockhart looks pretty good in a bikini... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron: Oh no! How'd the Dark Mark get on my forearm?!
Harry: Umm... Ron, you doodled that on yourself in History of Magic, remember?
Ron: Oh... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron: Look! Here comes Mrs. Norris!
*Ron and Harry share an evil grin*
Harry: *Whispers* one...two...three...
Both: PEEKABOO! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron: Hey, Harry... is that the elf from E.L. Fudge cookies?!
Harry: No, Ron, that's the Minister of Magic Fudge. You always get those two mixed up! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Ron: Do you think they can see us?!
Harry: Probably... I couldn't find my Invisibility Cloak so I just picked up this blanket...
Ron: *gasp* | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: alita3000 | | Ron: Oh my GOD!!!! That's Malfoy naked!
Harry: No way Ron! Oh noooo! I think I'm going blind! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Someone in background: This is what happens when you mix wizardry with origami. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Kid in background: "thats one helluva a birthday card, what does he get for christmas? an attacking christmas tree?" | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | There... a new picture for you all to add a caption to. And, a couple captions that I thought were funny!!!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Here's some good captions from mugglenet.com
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Snape: W-w-w-Weasley!
H & R: Professor? Are you alright?
Snape: J-just l-l-leave before I find a w-way to get this-s sn-n-nitch out of my pants!
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Snape: Harry, I am your father!
*Harry looks aghast, everyone gasps, stunned silence*
Lockhart: *looking smug* Ha! I knew it! Too bad, I know the exact counter-curse that could have spared this...
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Snape: What do you mean you don't like my double Potions classes?
Ron and Harry: Well.. err.. it's... *mutter under breath* awful...
Snape: *Singing and crying* Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go eat worms...
Harry: Hahaha! That would be funny!
Ron: *Nudges Harry*
Harry: I mean bad...
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Snape: Occlumency, Potter! Now, Weasley, care to demonstrate? *Occlumences Ron*... Well, well... we'll just have to tell Hermione about the one where...!
Ron: Oh no...
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Snape: Potter! I thought I told you not to enter my pensieve!
Harry: *Thinking to self* No wonder this is Snape's worst memory!
Lockhart: *Singing in the background* I'm a little tea pot short and stout!
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Here's some good captions from Mugglenet.com
Do you have any to add? I would love to hear them...
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Ron: What? Harry?! What is written on that wall in blood?!
Harry: 'Ron + Hermione = Luv 4-Eva'...
Hermione: That Tom Riddle! This time he's gone too far!
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Ron: Uh-oh, I smell trouble...
Hermione: No, Ron, that's your feet...
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Ron: 'Apparently someone forgot to get dressed this morning...'
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Hermione: Since when does Snape play the flute?
Ron: Ever since he found out that Professor Sprout enjoyed it...
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Ron: Dragon!
Neville: No, it's just Trevor... bad Engorgement Charm...
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Ron: How did he get the part of Harry? He doesn't even have green eyes!
Hermione: Casting directors these days... probably color-blind. The Phelps twins are blond!
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Both: 'Elvis?!?!'
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Ron: Oh my... Harry?
Harry: What? I'm... Harriet?
Hermione: Do you think we should tell Professor Dumbledore that Snape's using this whole Occlumency thing to his advantage?
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Ron: What did they just say?!
Hermione: It was about you and me... but I don't think you want to hear the rest...
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Hermione: 'Harry was right... his dancing does look like a chicken who can't reach his back to scratch it...'
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Harry: Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort...
Ron: Harry, what are you doing?!
Harry: I'm not going to stop saying his name until you get used to it! Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort...
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Ron: Hermione! Did you see that?
Hermione: No, see what, Ron?
Ron: It's a streaker!
Hermione: Are you sure?
Ron: Yeah... *horrified* and it's Harry!
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Hermione: Okay, that's just wrong...
Ron: Yeah... *snickers* it must be - you're putting your book down!
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Ron: *Thinking* I can't believe I asked her out!
Hermione: *Thinking* I can't believe he asked me out...
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Ron: I didn't know Hagrid cleansed the lake in a thong!
Hermione: I didn't know he had a tattoo on his bum!
Harry: *In the background* Heehee... I did...
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Hermione: *Worried voice* I'm here, Professor Snape... you wanted to speak to me?
Snape: Ah, Miss Granger... I believe there is a... certain dream of Mr. Weasley's (which I saw during an Occlumency lesson) that you should know about...
Ron: *GULP*
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Ron: Uh-oh...
Hermione: Oh no...
Snape: *In the background* Ready, Professors?! One, two, three, four!
*Music kicks in, the teachers dance across the courtyard*
Flitwick: Everybody's do-ing a brand new dance, now!
McGonagall: Come on, baby! Do the Locomotion!
Albus: I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance, now!
Ron: ....
Snape: It's easier than learning the ABC's!
Hermione: ...
Flitwick: Jump up! Jump back! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Hermione- I guess that answers the question of what the quiddich team wears under their robes.
Ron-not a pretty sight is it? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Hagrid: Dumb'y'dor! Nice of you ter stop by! Come in, I just put the kettle on!
Albus: Yes, thanks, but could I ask you something?
Hagrid: O' course! Sure!
Albus: Does this midget belong to you?
Hagrid: Bilbo?! Y'er in the wrong movie!
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Fudge: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Hagrid: *Clap clap*
Albus: Hagrid, please do not indulge his fantasies...
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Dumbledore: Well hello, Hag-how many times do I have to tell you! Do NOT get Fang Drunk! You're fired!
Hagrid: Uh, professor, this is movie 2 and I don't teach yet...
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Fudge: Dumbledore, what is it? What's wrong? Is Voldemort back?!
Dumbledore: No, worse... it's... Mother!
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Albus: *Drags Fudge over* Guess what, Hagrid?!
Hagrid: What?
Albus: I'm taller than Cornelius!
Fudge: *Whispers* He's been doing this all night...
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Fudge: Albus, I've been thinking and...
Albus: Oh, don't strain yourself!
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Albus: *Leans over and whispers* I've got him right here, Hagrid... now just take me to the Blast-Ended Skrewts cage and we can end this reign of non-sense for good...
Fudge: I'm really getting the 'Best Minister of Magic Ever' Award?!
Albus: And let me say, you deserve it!
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Dumbledore: From now on, Hagrid, I would advise you to get dressed before answering the door...
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*Music plays in background* 'Wild Thing, you make my heart sing! You make everything groovy!...'
Albus: Hagrid, what are you doing?
Hagrid: Er, Professor Dumbledore, Minister...
Albus: How are you this evening, Hagrid?
Hagrid: Fine, fine. Do you mind, err...turning around so I can get dressed?
Albus: Of course, of course...
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Fudge: Primitive...
Albus: That's why he lives in this hut, and not in the castle... he's scared too many kids away...
Hagrid: *Wearing a loincloth* GUUUG!! UGGHH!! *bangs on chest*
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Hagrid: Ah! It's those Jehovah's Witnesses again!
Albus: No, we're not Jehovah's Witnesses... we're with the FBI. We have received information that the culprit who stole the cookies from the cookie jar is here, and we've also received word that Waldo is hiding out here too!
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Dumbledore: Why, golly!
Fudge: He really does exist!
*Both run and jump on Hagrid's lap*
Both: Santa!
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Dumbledore: Or I'll huff! And I'll puff! And I'll blow your house down! *Blows*
*Nothing happens*
Dumbledore: Go get Lupin... he was always better at being a wolf than I was... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Dumbledore: Hello, Hagrid. I've brought the Minister. Is everyone here?
Hagrid: Yes, every'un but the stripper...
Ron: Score! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Dumbledore: *Gasp* Did I leave the bag of popcorn on top of Fawkes' cage?! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Fame is as fame does, Harry.
Harry: Does what?
Lockhart: Er... I dunno.
Harry: Oh, come on, fame must do something...
Lockhart: Hmm... perhaps Dumbledore knows...
*Three hours later, Dumbledore, Cornelius Fudge, Rita Skeeter, Viktor Krum, Ludo Bagman, The Weird Sisters, and many other famous wizards are crowded in the office*
Dumbledore: Right, so let us get this straight. We all agree that fame does something... because if it didn't, nobody would know who we are, right?
Rita Skeeter: Yes, but what is it that fame actually does?
Ludo Bagman: Anybody fancy a game of Quidditch?
Krum: Oooh! Me! Me, Mr. Bagman, I vould!
Fudge: Maybe, people who do Quidditch, are famous because fame does Quidditch!
Harry: No, but fame can't play Quidditch because fame isn't a real person, is it?
Dumbledore: We really need an 83rd opinion on this... Somebody get Merlin! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Professor Lockhart! Did you hear that voice?
Lockhart: Yes, Harry, it's just Gladys Gudgeon. You see, it gets so damned annoying having her write to you every day, so I just locked her up in my wardrobe! Bless her... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: I am beautiful, no matter what they say... sing along, Harry! Words can't bring me down! Oo-oohhh!
Harry: Oh, God, kill me now... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Oh my!
Harry: ...What?
Lockhart: This magazine article says that blondes have a shorter life span than brunettes!
Harry: ...Can I borrow that?
Lockhart: Um... sure... *hands it over*
Harry: *Thinking* Wait until I show this to Malfoy! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Harry, if you would like to be famous like me, you must first learn how to be famous.
Harry: ...You mean how to dress funny and sing hits from West Side Story?! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: You know, professor, I definitely think you should be on Muggle television...
Lockhart: Yes? *very excited* I suppose they would admire me very much! But on what show?
Harry: Well, there's an Oprah show about pathological liars on an ego trip next Sunday! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: What have you got there, Professor?
Lockhart: Oh, just a photo of me when I was in Egypt. I took on a most challenging enemy there, you know...
Harry: Oh, really?
Lockhart: Two creatures with flaming red hair tried to lock me up in one of the pyramids! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: *Writing very carefully* let's see now... It's an L... then an O... now curve the C... next a H... *scribbles out* No, no, no, a K... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: That voice! Didn't you hear that voice?
Lockhart: Voice? What voice?
Harry: It said 'If you're a freaky teacher who wears a toupee and is in love with himself, you will be doomed to death if you don't get out of this school tonight'!
Lockhart: Freaky teacher? I guess I could be... Toupee? Yes, I've worn one for years! In love with himself? Yes, yes I am! Oh no! I must go! *Runs out*
Harry: *Smirks* Somehow I knew that would work... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Professor! Watch out! The Banden Banshee's right behind you!
Lockhart: Ha-ha, Harry. I got rid of that banshee ages ago... and.. even if I hadn't, you still wouldn't be getting out of detention early!
Harry: *under breath* Rats... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: *Reading* I love you, Gilderoy! Come save me from the dullness of my life on a prancing white pony (and wear spandex)!...
Harry: Gross!
Lockhart: *Still reading* To find me, look for the Burrow. Love always, Molly Weasley
Harry: Double gross! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Professor, I was hoping you could sign a note to the Restric...
Gilderoy: Who should I sign it to? 'To Harry, my biggest fan!'? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Ah, yes! Another marriage proposal! When will they realize that I'm going to be a bachelor forever like George Clooney?
Harry: Let me see that!
*Snatches letter*
Harry: Um, professor? This is your bill from getting that manicure and perm last Tuesday.
Lockhart: *Mutters to himself* It was an easy mistake. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: *Opens letter* Why Harry! This one's from you!
Harry: *Gulp* | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Gilderoy: *Flipping through photo album* Ahh, good times... See this photo, Harry? This is a picture of Sybil Trelawney and I when we were dating...
Harry: Really? You two dated? What happened?
Gilderoy: She Saw that she would break up with me...
Harry: And then what?
Gilderoy: I called her a fraud and broke up with her! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Harry, it's time you learned the secret to success. It's... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay, um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!
Harry: I think I get it! Because I was the boy who lived when I was just a lad, me uncle gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad. But then one day I learned a word that saved me achin' nose, the biggest word you ever heard, and this is how it goes:
Lockhart and Harry: Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Umm... Harry? How do you spell 'Gilderoy Lockhart'?
Harry: I-d-i-o-t.
Lockhart: Oh, thank you, Harry! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Ron, why did you use the Polyjuice Potion to make yourself look like Lockhart?!
Ron: So Hermione would finally notice me, of course! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Merlin's beard! I wish Professor Sprout would stop sending me pictures of herself!
Harry: ...What?!
Lockhart: Oh... Did I say that out loud? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Fame is a fickle friend, Harry. Remember that...
Harry: Oh yeah? Well if 'Fame' visits me, do I have to dye my hair blonde and put in fake white teeth? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: *Thinking* Why is he smiling?
Lockhart: *Thinking* Why am I smiling? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Sit still, young man. I'm just about done...
Harry: Cool! I've never had a caricature done before. Where did you learn to do it?
Lockhart: In a very dark African jungle... An old tribal king taught me, and I have carried on his art. *Holds up picture*
Harry: Hey! That's a stick figure! You're no artist!
Lockhart: Obliviate! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Hehe...
Harry: What's so funny, Professor?
Lockhart: That little monkey!
Harry: Huh?
Lockhart: Don't tell me you've never heard of Curious George?
Harry: Oh! I just love the Man in the Big Yellow Hat!
Lockhart: *Gasp*
Harry: What?
Lockhart: What is Waldo doing in a Curious George book?! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Professor? Professor?
Lockhart: Connect the dots, lalala... Connect the dots, lalalala... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Lockhart: Why thank you, Harry! This looks very lovely!
Harry: Not a'tall, Professor Lockhart!
Lockhart: Hmm... what's it say here.. *Reads* 'If you'd like to take the idiot test, please flip this card over.' hmm... *flips* 'If you'd like to take the idiot test, please flip this card over.' *flips* 'If you'd like to take the idiot test, please flip this card over.' ... *flips* | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: Who are you? Wait-wait! I know!
Tom: Oh yeah? Well, what?
Harry: Knock, knock!
Tom: Who's there?
Harry: You Know!
Tom: 'You Know' who? Oh, Merlin! How did you guess?
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Harry: You wanna take this outside?!
Tom: Yeah!
Harry: Bring it on!
Tom: Yes! I love that movie too!
Harry: Err...
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Harry: Oh, this has just been one heck of a great day! First, everyone still thinks I'm the heir of Slytherin, I had to find the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets to save a silly little girl, I fell into a pit o rotted skeletons, I nearly had all my memories erased, I had to dodge a ton of boulders that nearly fell on me, and now I have to fight a hundred-foot snake that can kill me by either direct eye-contact or its venomous bite! The only thing to top that off would be you telling me you're Lord Voldemort!
Tom: Well, now that you mention it... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Tom: ...For the past few months, actually, my new target has been you... wait... what's that noise?
*Ringing sound coming from Harry's pocket*
Harry: Oh, sorry.. that's my phone, it's been ringing on and off. It'll only be a minute...
Tom: Sure.. I'll just wait here...
Harry: *Shouting into mobile phone* No, Hermione! How many times do I have to tell you? I can't come over to the girls' dormitory to have fun now, I'm about to defeat the heir of Slytherin! *Turns phone off and calmly walks back* Sorry about that...
Tom: Ah, it's nothing. So... as I was saying...
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Harry: What are you looking at?
Riddle: Who said I was looking at anything? I wasn't looking at anything!
Harry: *Sarcastically* Yeah, sure you weren't. Let me see... You were looking at my forehead and about to ask me how I 'escaped with nothing but a scar while Voldemort's powers were destroyed'.
Tom: *Muttering* Darn.. how did he know?
Harry: I know my lines.
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Tom: Lord Voldemort is my past, present, and future...
*Tom writes 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' and waves his wand*
Harry: Oh my...
*Grinning, Tom turns but gasps. The letters now read 'VOMITED ARMOR DOLL'*
Tom: How did you know about that? You mock me? Again, then...
*Tom waves his wand again, they now read 'VIOLET RAMROD MOLD'. Soon 'VOIDER MARMOT DOLL' and 'DEVOID ROT MOLL ARM' are formed*
Tom: Why is this happening to me?!
*The letters end at 'MARVEL IT, DOOM LORD' and disappear*
Hermione: *Behind Invisibility Cloak, grinning widely* Tee-he-he...! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Harry: You're Lord Voldemort?
Tom: Well duh, when you're stuck inside a diary for fifty years you've gotta have something to do!
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*Eeeerrrrp*
Harry: What was that?
Tom: Oh, that stupid snake! I told him if he ate that Malfoy kid he'd get gas; it's no wonder, the way he runs his mouth non-stop!
Harry: But wasn't the basilisk supposed to try and eat me?
Tom: Damn! I knew I should have read the book more closely! Ms. Rowling's going to have a fit over this one...
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Harry: *Gasps* You're Lord Voldemort?
Tom: Yes, Harry.
Harry: *Confused* But, you look relatively normal. Last time I saw you, you looked like the south end of a north-bound camel...
Tom: *Mutters* Yes... well when you go to Michael Jackson's plasti |
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