MJ's Top 5 Wackiest Comments

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5. ''Just think, nobody thought this would last!'' (After smooching then-wife Lisa Marie Presley at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards. She filed for divorce 16 months later).

4. ''When I was a little boy in Indiana, if someone had told me that one day I would be getting, as a musician, the Artist of the Millennium Award, I wouldn't have believed it. It's really amazing, I can't believe it.... David Blaine, your magic is real and I believe in you.'' (2002 VMA speech. What makes this especially wacky is that Jackson didn't receive an award that night.)

3. ''It saddens me that many may actually believe the present flurry of false accusations... No, I've never taken hormones to maintain my high voice! No, I've never had my cheekbones altered in any way! No, I've never had cosmetic surgery on my eyes! As noted earlier, I love children. We all know that kids are very impressionable and therefore susceptible to such stories.'' (Statement released to the media, 1984)

2. ''I've never had my cheekbones done, never had my eyes done, never had my lips done and all this stuff. [But] I'm never pleased with anything. I'm a perfectionist; it's part of who I am. I'm never pleased with myself. I try not to look in the mirror.'' (Oprah Winfrey interview, 1993)

1. ''It's not just boys, and I've never invited just boys to come in my room. C'mon, that's just ridiculous.... I have never invited anyone into my bed, ever. Children love me. I love them. They follow me. They want to be with me. But anybody can come in my bed. A child can come in my bed if they want.'' (''Prime Time Live,'' 1996)

shut da heck up! leave him alone u jackass!

oh, please. It's not like I said those things for him.

yo man, im a huge fan and if u mess wit him den u mess wit me! he hz saved ppl's lives, had loadz of no.1 singles, his thriller album sold da most copies an album has eva sold, i'd like 2 see u beat dat! i doubt any of u haterz can beat dat! so how can u diss someone who hz done so much better den u?! yeah datz rite, u been served " marc flemmin"!

geez calm down, I love Michael too, but if something's funny it's funny. Though I only thought the Lisa Marie one was funny. The rest are stupid But the truth is, Michael can't get out of this total misrepresentation of what and who he is, so I figure is, just go along with it and let dicks think what they want. The fans know.

****!!! lil neo shut up, Just cause u from IRland HAHAHAHAHA

****!!! lil neo shut up, Just cause u from IRland HAHAHAHAHA

That number four was pretty funny, I remember that awards ceremony. Everyone made fun of him and Britney could hardly keep a straight face as he was making his "acceptance" speech. LOL.

i feelin u gaboman, glad 2 c a fan on da site! hey kitty gr, gurl sry if i b ovareactin but dang i jus don like haterz, and don even go dere talkin bout ireland, it suckz here, i hate it, but aint no1 gon diss like dat, datz cold. u can hate on me if u wan but i wil alwayz stik up 4 michael, no1 in my skool likes him, but he my hero. holla.

Michael Jackson In His Pajamas?

OK, Michael Jackson is starting to get weird. (starting?! HA HA) Here's Michael Jackson getting off his plane and into a waiting limo. Yes he is wearing pajamas. And yes, he is carrying a fishing rod, an umbrella, and an electric fan. In this picture, you see the King of Flop being picked up by his chauffeur because Michael doesn't like to walk on the ground... it ruins his shoes.

http://www.channel955.com/timages/page/michaeljacksonpajamas.jpg

Bulletin: Michael Jackson Is Strange

In honor of the big ABC Michael Jackson special, here's a few reasons why you should feel sorry for Michael Jackson...
1) He once asked Elizabeth Taylor to marry him and "be his queen". Despite his offer of a diamond necklace of twin monkeys with matching monkey earrings, the heartless ***** refused.
2) Instead of hair, he has a wig based on a plastic membrane which exactly fits his skull.
3) Bubbles is dead, not "living in an animal sanctuary". To add insult to injury, Michael's sister LaToya has been making porn, using the stage name of... Bubbles.
4) He used to keep his weight down with loads of self-administered enemas... which led to him having to wear a tampon up his bum to control embarassing leakage.
5) Eminem and friends refer to Justin Timberlake as "Baby Michael" - (as in Jackson).
6) Silverware and plates used by Michael Jackson's children are used once, sterilized and thrown away immediately.
7) During the 90s it was alleged that the monkeys at the Neverland ranch were trained to masturbate when Jacko gave them a special signal.

oh man.

Wow Schmi, those are weird!

Marc, don u evn wry bot dese ppl hoo tipe lyk thR rtrded n call u a Jckass. They stll rde tha shote bus 2 skool n they stll tryn 2 lrn how 2 tlk in a nrml convrstion n rite n stff. U dig?

Listen, it doesn't matter how many hits MJ had in the 1980's !!! His music is no longer popular because in today's mainstream it SUCKS, period. No stations play his new music because nobody wants to listen to it. He's no longer the King of Pop and he's having a really hard time accepting that. He has no grip on reality and craves the spotlight and attention because that is his only reality. He's constantly mutilating his face and then lying about having "no" plastic surgery. He's clearly mentally unstable, but the media will label him as eccentric because he's rich. He needs to face the fact that he's a has been, who will never be again...at least not in the magnitude that he once was.

'chel... you crack me up!! You are sooooo funny!

And, I completely agree with you. Just because he put out all these hits in the 80's does not mean that he's exempt from having to obey the law. And, he is outright LYING that he's never had plastic surgery. MY GOD!! Who gives a crap... lying about it means that it's going to be talked about all that much more.

Sure, he's got some great music... but personally, he is one wacked little man!!

Mental Help? I think he needs to be locked up and away from innocent boys. It seems like now some drastic stepas are being taken to remove him from society.
And Listen up /dude from Ireland,if you want us to respect you learn our language. Last I heard Eubonics was from the streets of our Ghetto's Dude. Or white dudes trying to be black. Stupid

I think most people are haters anyway. Michael Jackson does weird things and then people just want to find something wrong with him. If he's guilty, off to jail. If he's innocent I think it's awful that he was targeted. But innocent until proven guilty. Circumstantial evidence is too weak to suggest any misconduct. At least that's what I think.

A chronology of singer Michael Jackson's personal and legal troubles:

_ Jan. 27, 1984: Jackson's hair catches on fire during the filming of a Pepsi commercial.

_ 1993: Jackson faces child abuse investigation that never results in criminal charges. He reportedly pays a multimillion-dollar civil settlement while maintaining his innocence.

_ Nov. 13, 2002: Jackson testifies in a $21 million lawsuit against him by concert organizer Marcel Avram, who accuses Jackson of backing out of two concerts on New Year's Eve 1999. Jackson has wide, ghostly eyes, unusually pale skin, and traces of a beard and mustache. He also appears to have a bandage hanging from his hollowed-out nose.

_ Nov. 19, 2002: Jackson causes an international uproar when he displays his baby, Prince Michael II, to fans by dangling him briefly from a fourth-floor balcony in Germany. Jackson later calls the incident a "terrible mistake," and Berlin authorities say the actions are not punishable.

_ February, 2003: In a television documentary broadcast on ABC, Jackson says he has shared a bed with many children not related to him. "When you say bed you're thinking sexual," the singer says during the interview. "It's not sexual, we're going to sleep. I tuck them in. ... It's very charming, it's very sweet."

_ March 13, 2003: A Santa Barbara County jury rules that Jackson must pay Avram $5.3 million.

_ Nov. 19, 2003: A day after law enforcement agents raid his Neverland Ranch seeking evidence, the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department says an arrest warrant has been issued for Jackson for multiple counts of child molestation.

You forgot..." I ate chicken Mcnuggets with mustard in France with Princess Diana. But she likes to put pickles and catsup on them. Not mustard." -On Larry King Live, 1988.

WHY DON'T ALL YOU HATERS <REMOVED FOR INAPROPORATE/LEWD COMMENT> , MICHAEL IS THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER EVER AND NO ONE CAN TOP HIM, NOW OR IN THE FUTURE, HE CAN SING AND DANCE UNLIKE BRITTNEY SPEARS WHO CAN'T HOLD A NOTE. I HEARD HE PAID ALL THAT KIDS MEDICAL BILLS AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS, OH I WON'T EVEN SAY WHAT I REALLY FEEL ABOUT THOSE MEDICAL BILLS........ WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF HE HADN'T PAID THEM. OBVIOUSLY HIS MOM AND DAD ARE PRETTY WEIRD TOO, THE KID'S DAD CHARGED WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. MAYBE HE BEAT THE KID AND MOM INTO FILING THESE TRUMPED UP CHARGES FOR MONEY. LOVE YOU MICHAEL

What ever happened to patient/doctor confidentiality? Why is the dad now saying he believes the mother is coercing the kid into saying these disgusting things about Michael, come on now her husband who probably knows her better than anyone is saying the mother is lying.

Right on Mystic!

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Originally posted by one and only What ever happened to patient/doctor confidentiality? Have you even been reading the reports on this case? Let me state it again for you. UNDER CALIFORNIA LAW, IF A THERAPIST OR PHYSICIAN SUSPECTS CHILD ABUSE THEY HAVE A DUTY TO REPORT IT TO THE POLICE. Why is the dad now saying he believes the mother is coercing the kid into saying these disgusting things about Michael, come on now her husband who probably knows her better than anyone is saying the mother is lying. I'm sure a man who beats his wife, repeatedly violates the restraining order she has on him and threatens the lives of his own children is the BEST person to consider as a source of truth in this whole investigation. BTW I think it's interesting that you heard reports about something the exhusband said, but NOTHING about why the therapist reported it to police.

I think that all you <REMOVED> should leave Michael Jackson alone. Why does the media always have to make there own assumptions towards the famous poeple?!

Just a thought...but don't you think if MJ was a pedophile he would not have said he slept with boys (as in sleep....*yawn*) on public TV?

I'm no fan of MJ. I think he's bizarre but the case against him seems shaky. I doubt he would advertise on national TV his pedophile desires if he was truly a pedophile. I think he's a sad, messed up person.

I'd have to agree with you, AliasFan. MJ seems to be psychologically scarred from his childhood, from whatever reason, and it's now resulting in a backlash. I think he's extremely gullible and child-like, and he often unnecessarily and unwittingly puts himself at risk of being exploited, although I don't have an opinion on whether the allegations are true or not. The allegations may well turn out to be true, and if so, he should be punished accordingly, but I still think he should be presumed innocent until proven guilty.

Assuming MJ is not a pedophile- assuming MJ does what he said, yes I still think it is odd. I think he should stop just to protect himself from these kind of issues.

But MJ is one messed up dude! I used to like him...back in the days when he appeared more "normal". Just think, if he had somewhat kept some of his 'normalacy', he would be bigger than he is now. He is a remarkable singer/entertainer but now he creeps me out and I no longer listen to him. Sad.

Well said AliasFan, pedophiles don't advertise.

Once again, AliasFan I agree. Michael is innocent until proven guilty. Enough said.

Larke... you are on a roll, once again!

why don't you all just wait and see what the "real" facts in this case are, most of you have already convicted Michael. I do agree that it is not normal for him to share his bed with little boys, regardless if it's innocent.

One and Only, I don't believe that the people that suspect MJ of molesting the kid feel that way because they hate him. He has done some inappropriate things and many adults do not believe a child would lie about something like this. I would like to see what the real facts are. Molestation case are very troubling. It is so hard to live in a world where things like that are done to kids.

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One thing u have to know is this, whether Michael realeses a new album today or not,he will always be no 1!

Hes the best for life and where he stands ,nobody comes near him,and what do u think is the reason 4 all this molestation false charges against him,just 2 bring him down. God made him special and put a golden INVINCIBLE pair of shoes on his feet and none can take it off!!!Ha Ha Ha !!!!


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