Top 10 Signs Donald Trump Hates You

The Apprentice Forum

From Late Show With David Letterman on Thursday January 11, 2007

10. Wake up to see Miss USA and Miss Universe slashing your tires.

9. Pet hamster is missing and Donald's got a new hairstyle.

8. Instead of firing you, he kicks you in the nuts.

7. Debuting new reality show where contestants take a leak on your lawn.

6. Only gives you twenty minutes to vacate your apartment instead of the customary forty-five.

5. Buys all the pie in the world just so you can never have pie again.

4. Twice daily you're beaten by casino goons.

3. You wake up each morning to find dozens of empty hairspray cans in your mailbox.

2. Offers free nights stay at his hotel to anyone who nails your wife.

1. You're one of the hosts of The View.


Let's continue the list here at INR....

Your limo ride home from the Apprentice, you are escorted by Fat Tony and some guy with a black mask.

When he's kicking you off The Apprentice he says, "You're fired, b****"

-HECK!

Sends you on a movie date with Frank..who of course talks the whole time.

Makes you drink Trump Ice at all times.

He makes fun of your hair.

-HECK!

Who cares... how about the top 10 signs that we hate Donald Trump?

I mean, he's a comb-over, ugly man... and only has beautiful women on his arm because he's got money.

I could care less if the guy hated me...

I don't hate him. He's aces in HECK's book

-HECK!

I just don't like the guy, at all... but, I never have. To each their own, right?

No, sorry, he's cool and you're wrong You already said he liked him in another thread...

-HECK!

A fight over the Trump and its not for his money?

Nah, Trump is a toolio for sure. But something about his inflated ego just makes me laugh.

-HECK!

You get that new job with Trump Inc. only to find out you will be harvested for your hair.

He makes you in charge baby Baron's "pooper patrol" squad.

He says your face is "a bit of a disaster."

-HECK!

He sleeps with your mom!! (that's for Rosie)

He shares nekkid pics of Ivana and Marla Maples with you, but doesn't let you see the pics of Melania.

He hires you as his "salad tosser".

Youre sent to watch "the view" and spy on Rosie for him.

He makes you hang out with Donald Trump Jr for one day to view the lifestyle of the rich and horrifyingly boring as hell.

He gives you nekkid pictures of Melania...... 's less attractive older sister.

-HECK!