What Festivus traditions do you keep?

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How many of them do you celebrate?

I keep none of them except the Airing of Grievances, which I find to be an enjoyable stress reliever.

Next year, we may do Festivus dinner.

I shall have to be there, at your table, for such a celebration.

I warn you, I'm tough in the Feats of Strength.

Oh, I just want to watch, and video tape it all.