| Posted by: lickety_split | | Here's my list of the sexiest men, and the most unsexy men.
Feel free to add to either list.
Ok, since my mind wandered away from all things pure and moral...I thought up my little list of men (celebs and just ordinary folks) who I find to be sexy....and ones you wouldn't want to touch with a pole.
SEXY:
Sean Connery, Jaquim Phoenix, Matthew McConnahay, Josh Holloway, the bus driver on Vic Park 24 evening shift, Kevin Spacey, Wentworth Miller, Detective Stabler from Law & Order SVU, The Rock, Hugh Laurie, Prince William, Tommy Lee Jones, Ed Norton, John Cusak, ....to be continued
UNSEXY:
Sasha Cohen, Justin Timberlake, Jay Z,
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Sexy: Lucy Lawless, Brad Pitt, Amy Lee, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Beales. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Whidden | | Sexy: The ladies of Inreview, Grace Park, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Cox, hell yeah I mispelled half of these so sue me, Pamala Sue (a might bit trashy but still aight), Mimi Rogers, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Kirsten Kurke (know I got that one wrong spelling), Dekka's mom.
Un: Rosanne Barr, Madonna, Rosie O'Donell, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Clinton. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | |
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Whidden said this in post #4 :
Sexy: The ladies of Inreview, Grace Park, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Cox, hell yeah I mispelled half of these so sue me, Pamala Sue (a might bit trashy but still aight), Mimi Rogers, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Kirsten Kurke (know I got that one wrong spelling), Dekka's mom.
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Started the post kissing ass and ended it hilarious.
Overall, I give you a 8.0
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Pam Anderson just is too slutty to call sexy. Don't me wrong, I dig it for sure. She's hella hot slutty in a porno way.
Halle Berry is your traditional sexy, I agree.
The chick from Smallville is super cute but it would be one of those things like if you were dating her for months then she finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of you or take a dump with the bathroom door open it would crush your world because she's far too much of a hottie to do that.
Angelina could drop a deuce and still look sexy because you're certain dropping a brown clown isn't the dirtiest thing she's ever done 
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| Posted by: illuminate | | Sexy:
ed burns, matthew mcconaughot, the hero that absorbs everyone's power, kiefer, patrick dempsey, plumber from Desperate Housewives, taye diggs, Jake Gyllenhaal, the hot guy from nip/tuck, more....
unsexy:
Borat, Ron Howard's brother, Mr. Furley | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | |
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Whidden said this in post #4 :
Sexy: The ladies of Inreview, Grace Park, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Cox, hell yeah I mispelled half of these so sue me, Pamala Sue (a might bit trashy but still aight), Mimi Rogers, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Kirsten Kurke (know I got that one wrong spelling), Dekka's mom.
Un: Rosanne Barr, Madonna, Rosie O'Donell, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Clinton. |
am i gonna have to give you a breathalizer, sir?
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| Posted by: lickety_split | |
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Whidden said this in post #4 :
Sexy: The ladies of Inreview, Grace Park, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Cox, hell yeah I mispelled half of these so sue me, Pamala Sue (a might bit trashy but still aight), Mimi Rogers, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Kirsten Kurke (know I got that one wrong spelling), Dekka's mom.
Un: Rosanne Barr, Madonna, Rosie O'Donell, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Clinton. |
we sexy INR ladies give that  Sexy: entire cast of Lost EXCEPT Hurley and Hobbit boy, Jake Gyllenhall, the actor who played the mummy in pt. 1 & 2, Topher Grace, young Elvis UNSEXY: David Caruso, entire cast of Jackass including extras  , Jack Black
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| Posted by: lickety_split | |
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HECK! said this in post #7 :
Pam Anderson just is too slutty to call sexy. Don't me wrong, I dig it for sure. She's hella hot slutty in a porno way.
Halle Berry is your traditional sexy, I agree.
The chick from Smallville is super cute but it would be one of those things like if you were dating her for months then she finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of you or take a dump with the bathroom door open it would crush your world because she's far too much of a hottie to do that.
Angelina could drop a deuce and still look sexy because you're certain dropping a brown clown isn't the dirtiest thing she's ever done
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ROFLMAO!  you better trademark that Jolie joke. That is the funniest yet!
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| Posted by: Leonna | | OMG!!! you ppl forgot to put Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp on the sexy list!!!! Shame shame shame.... lol | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Nymphadora | | Orlando Bloom BLAH!
Johnny Deep yes definately hot as a dirty pirate.
I like the Donnie Darko Jake Gyllenhall | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Nymphadora | |
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lickety_split said this in post #1 :
Here's my list of the sexiest men, and the most unsexy men.
Feel free to add to either list.
SEXY:
Sean Connery, Jaquim Phoenix, Matthew McConnahay , Josh Holloway, the bus driver on Vic Park 24 evening shift, Kevin Spacey, Wentworth Miller, Detective Stabler from Law & Order SVU, The Rock, Hugh Laurie, Prince William, Tommy Lee Jones, Ed Norton, John Cusak, ....to be continued
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matthew is #1 on my To Do list. ummm soooo pretty.
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Unsexy... Oprah, Rosie O'Donnel, Roseanne Barr, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock, what's her name from Jerry Maguire, Brigette Nielson, the fat broad from Wilson Phillips, the manly Asian chick from that stupid Scrubs rip-off show who was also in that movie about wine, Bea Arthur, Courtney Love, Rachel Ray, the lame ass red headed comedian who is horribly unfunny that was on a few episodes of Seinfeld and that stupid Brooke Shields show, the squeaky annoying chick friend from that piece of turd Will & Grace, Britney Spears...
More sexy ladies... Nicole Kidman, the red head from that piece of turd Will & Grace show, Beyonce, Shakira...
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| Posted by: Lawless | |
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HECK! said this in post #17 :
Unsexy... the fat broad from Wilson Phillips,-HECK! |
Wow... she's skinny now, Heck. And, that's kinda messed up!
You know, we FAT people need love too. 
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| Posted by: HECK! | |
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illuminate said this in post #18 :
Are you referring to Shakira herself, or her hips? |
Hell, either one, you know I likes me the latin ladies who shake it
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| Posted by: HECK! | |
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Lawless said this in post #19 :
Wow... she's skinny now, Heck. And, that's kinda messed up!
You know, we FAT people need love too. |
I saw that chick on Celebrity Fit Club or whatever. Either way, I didn't mean it like that. My bad. Lord knows I can drop a couple, I'm just cappin'.
-HECK!
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| Posted by: illuminate | | Heck, you're a fatist. <-- you're mean to fat people.
I'm telling Rosie to sit on you for that. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: illuminate | |
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HECK! said this in post #20 :
Hell, either one, you know I likes me the latin ladies who shake it
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Yeah well, us latin ladies are taking over the world.... one hip shake at a time
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| Posted by: Lawless | |
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HECK! said this in post #21 :
I saw that chick on Celebrity Fit Club or whatever. Either way, I didn't mean it like that. My bad. Lord knows I can drop a couple, I'm just cappin'.
-HECK! |
Yeah, but you're not fat, Heck. I am. And sometimes, it just hurts to hear comments like that, because when you think that about one person, then you mean it about all. It's not easy being fat... esp when you're disabled, and it's next to impossible to exercise, because of your med condition. Luckily, I'm dropping weight because I haven't really desired to eat since this happened to me.
You're right though... when she was really fat, she wasn't sexy. Though, now she's really good looking. That operation was good for her.
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| Posted by: illuminate | | When did she gain weight? I thought she was all skinny still? She looked completely different when she had her operation. She looked really good. Speaking of losing weight and looking good. Has anyone seen Sarah Rue lately? (does anyone know who that is?) She used to be on that "Popular" show and then on that show with Eric Roberts..."Less than Perfect" ?
Well she looks AWESOME! She dropped a LOT of weight, like out of nowhere. She was always a cutie, but she looks AWE-SOME. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | |
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Lawless said this in post #24 :
Yeah, but you're not fat, Heck. I am. And sometimes, it just hurts to hear comments like that, because when you think that about one person, then you mean it about all. It's not easy being fat... esp when you're disabled, and it's next to impossible to exercise, because of your med condition. Luckily, I'm dropping weight because I haven't really desired to eat since this happened to me.
You're right though... when she was really fat, she wasn't sexy. Though, now she's really good looking. That operation was good for her. |
I hear you, I'm sorry. I should know better. In elementary school I was little fatty. Man, I was ripped all the time. I don't mean anything personal when I say stuff like that though, just so everyone knows.
I wasn't saying she wasn't sexy because she was fat. I just made the comment to distinguish her from the other people in that group. Queen Latifah is hefty and I'd tap for sure.
-HECK!
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Trust me, Heck, I know that you weren't trying to be mean toward me. I know that you aren't like that, toward your friends. It's just a hard thing to deal with, sometimes.
I think that women with nice figures are hot... but, I also like bigger women. I always have though. I've dated women with bigger figures for some time, and it doesn't bother me.
And I know that you will all disagree with me, but I happen to be attracted to Rosie O'Donnell. She's not SEXY to me, but I think that she's good looking. And her attitude, and happy personality makes her better looking. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: illuminate | | I loved Daytime Talk-Show Rosie. She was sweet, funny, cute, perky. Now, I'm not much of a fan. She seems over the top to me now. I do, however, like her better than Star Jones on the View, when I rarely watch it. I hate that Elisabeth girl. Joy is THE BEST. she's a riot. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | I LOVED Rosie when she had her own show. Before she was out, and wasn't pushing things, left and right. Don't get me wrong, I'm with her, and agree. But, she was just fun back then. I loved how she got over her "Tommy" and calling people cutie-patooties.
She's still like that... but, it's like a new agenda is on top of all of that. I can't explain it. I am still attracted to her, and I would date her. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | |
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Lawless said this in post #27 :
Trust me, Heck, I know that you weren't trying to be mean toward me. I know that you aren't like that, toward your friends. It's just a hard thing to deal with, sometimes.
I think that women with nice figures are hot... but, I also like bigger women. I always have though. I've dated women with bigger figures for some time, and it doesn't bother me.
And I know that you will all disagree with me, but I happen to be attracted to Rosie O'Donnell. She's not SEXY to me, but I think that she's good looking. And her attitude, and happy personality makes her better looking. |
I hear you. It's my bad.
Like my boy Yoda says, size matters not. Hell, Paris Skank Hilton is on my non-sexy list and she weighs 50 pounds in a wet bag (I won't say what the wet substance is...)
I thought Rosie looked better in her League Of Their Own days. I thought she was great in Steakout 2 and Beautiful Girls. Ironic, she gives a speech in Beautiful Girls about models and what not. I'll try to find it.
-HECK!
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| Posted by: lickety_split | |
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HECK! said this in post #17 :
Unsexy... Oprah, Rosie O'Donnel, Roseanne Barr, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock, what's her name from Jerry Maguire,the fat broad from Wilson Phillips, the manly Asian chick from that stupid Scrubs rip-off show who was also in that movie about wine, Bea Arthur, Courtney Love, Rachel Ray, the lame ass red headed comedian who is horribly unfunny that was on a few episodes of Seinfeld and that stupid Brooke Shields show, the squeaky annoying chick friend from that piece of turd Will & Grace, Britney Spears...
More sexy ladies... Nicole Kidman, the red head from that piece of turd Will & Grace show, Beyonce, Shakira...
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The lame ass red-haired comedian is Kathy Griffiths right? Which brings me to mention the most UNSEXY American male in Hollywood ----> ANDY DICK! On a more sexy note, Matthew is quite hunky, sexy Eddie Cibrian,and David Boreanez mmmm
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| Posted by: Whidden | |
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lickety_split said this in post #33 :
What do you and HECK have against manly chicks?!?  I'll have you know I like to wrestle men on occasion. Like to rough 'em, beat them and force them carry me around over their shoulder. It makes it easier for me to grab their wee-wee's. |
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| Posted by: Pippin | | Wow, that was almost a thread kill there.
Sexiest: Billy Boyd, Matthew McConaughot, Josh Holloway, Dominic Monaghan, Ozzy from the last season of Survivor, Patrick Demsey, McSteamy, George from Grey's Anatomy, Seth Green from his Buffy days, Peter from Heroes, Simon the doctor from Firefly/Serenity, that one hot guy from Men in Trees, Chase from House, Hugh Laurie, Johnny Depp, David Boreanez, David Duchovny, most of the men from my soap operas Passions and Days of Our Lives, and more that I can't think of.
Unsexiest: Matthew Fox, Orlando Bloom, Hurley from Lost, Henry Gale/Ben from Lost, the Smoking Man from the X-Files, the Chief from Grey's Anatomy, Norm and Cliff from Cheers, and Paris Hilton (I can't understand why some people think she's hot because if I see her face I just want to hurl). | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | I don't think that I could ever really find a guy sexy if he had a girly name. Hahaha, reminds me of When Harry Met Sally when Harry said that a guy named Sheldon could never be good in bed. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: lickety_split | |
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HECK! said this in post #42 :
Yeah, but he has a chicks name.
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it's probably short for mandatsabigd*ck?
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| Posted by: lickety_split | | Ok, it's MANDEL BRUCE PATINKIN~Mandy for short I guess. Guys with feminine sounding names need love too Pippin! There's a guy at my work named Sheldon & he hates being called Shelly by this one manager. I feel for the guy so I always call him Sheldon. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | If I knew I guy named Sheldon I'd call him Striker or Max. Give him a manly name.
Hell, John Wayne's real first name is Marion. He had the good sense to change it.
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| Posted by: Pippin | | I feel badly for any guy with a girl's name. Even if the name used to be a man's name, like Ashley, if the times have changed and the name is no longer for men, then don't name the kid that. There is a boy in my grade whose middle name is Whitney and he is quite embarassed.
I forgot someone on the sexiest list: Elijah Wood | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | I want to name my son Vivian.
Wait, Elijah Wood? The little pecker from the hobbit movies? He looks like a slow, short Minnesota woman with no makeup.
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| Posted by: lickety_split | | Haha! Vivian? Minnesota women look like that?!? I need a visual. roflmao | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | There's this old BBC show called 'The Young Ones' and there was this character named Vivian. Hilarious. Actually that actor was the title character in 'Drop Dead Fred' if memory serves.
Trust me, every woman in Minnesota looks like Elijah Wood.
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Yeah, all 5' 6" of him. What a towering menace.
There are chunks of tougher guys in my stool.
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| Posted by: Pippin | | It's not like he's a midget or anything; a guy at his height can still be very attractive. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Nymphadora | | I used to have a big thing for him back n the day Pip, so i say sexy for old times sake.
I don'thtink his height would be an isue if he hadn't played a hobbit, now, eveyone is just gonna say how much he really looks like one. | | Reply To this Message
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