INR conspiracy theories and rumors

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INR conspiracy theories. Where is Sean Kelly? Are Sean and Marc actually one person? Are The Rebel and Whidden the same person? Are Gaboman and Fuscia really brother and sister, OR do they run a 900 number for pirate perverts?

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In late summer of 1999, Gaboman, accompanied by 6 members of the Council of Truth, entered into a secret pack.

No one knew what this pack was, even the very people who took the oath. This is part of what made the pack so sinister.

After years of exhaustive research, a strained marriage, health problems and economic difficulties, I uncovered evidence of a vast Taiwanese Conspiracy, one that if made general knowledge, would destroy the very foundation of the coming New World Order.

If I were to share what I know, about the meaning of the pack, and the lengths Gaboman has gone to, to fulfill the Oath he took, I would be taken away silently in the night, never to be heard from again.

I can tell you this: The oath involved pickles, a new world government, an old Beatles album and a napkin from Red Robin. They also wore robes with hoods, and danced around a rock circle which had been soaked with gasoline and then lit with a Bic lighter.

Both.



I mean................... I don't know what you're talking about.

I post this before I go into hiding, for I have uncovered a truth so shocking and so dangerous that it could bring down the United States government.

Approximately 4 years ago, on a porch in Oklahoma, a man sat drinking a beer. He pondered the future of this country. He had only four years to make his plan happen: Democrats controlling the House and the Senate. He had made a discovery that by putting salt into beer it would make Conservatives suddenly Liberal for a couple of hours. So he saved up, went to Costco and bought case after case of Salt, and mark my words, ONE bottle of margarita mix to throw the authorities off his trail. He stopped briefly during the night for some McDonald's, then went straight to Milwaukee and to where ever they brew beer in these United States, and he contaminated the vats with salt without anyone ever knowing. One brave worker, named Dekka, came to me and told me the truth. So if Hilary Clinton is our next President, expect Whizzle to be her Secretary of Defense.

So Wheezy and Lawless both get "injured" at the same time. Hardly. They are, in fact, meeting in international waters to create a brand new internet message board for people who just like Xena and phallic shaped rocks!

-HECK!

They are in fact a secret society of the Dinger Rock. They have a festival held once every nine years dubbed "dong henge". They are now out there eating corn dogs in the moon light.

How did you find out about this? We've kept it secret all these months!!! DAMN!

Now I'm going to have to tell Lucy that our next meeting is going to have to change locations... and she will need to leave the salt, and pepper, at home.

Dekka sometimes "randomly" underlines letters and puncuations in his posts. IS there some secret code there?

Yeah, every 4th post it's the 20th letter

-HECK!

There's a quick way to underline a letter like that. Highlight it and press Ctrl-W on your keyboard. That's how he does it I bet.

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I just wonder why being drunk makes him do that. I was going to go through his posts and see if he was trying to spell the s word, but I'm tired and don't really feel like doing any detective work.

I'd rather just write it off to him being a drunk bastard.

Yeah, best to probably not put a lot of thought into the 'why'. Might not like the answer anyway.

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Is it true that all the mods are related somehow and are a bunch of hippies with flowers in their hair, flowers everywhere? If I'm going to San Francisco I'll be sure to wear flowers in my hair. Also heard rumors that Dekka is really "Crabman" from My Name is Earl, and everyone lives in a commune ranch. Hey, I'm not saying it's true but that's what I heard. p.s does marc f. & sean k. exist or is it like V.C. Andrews (ghost owners of this site)? Have I stumbled onto something here?? Ah-ha!! @¿@ O

http://www.geocities.com/barbrabdunnem/crabman.jpg

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