Reasons why HECK! is super cool OR my first pointless thread

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Discuss.

By the way, did I mention, I am the man. The reasons I give are the following:

My name is HECK. Did you hear the twin sister story?

-HECK!

I totally think that HECK is super cool!!!!!!

Heck! is cool. He posts while sober, he posts while hammered. He posts when sad, mad and glad.

He likes to post!


I'm voting he was drunk for this thread by the way.

Is THAT why?



I think that Heck! is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay super cool dude, who I hope to get the chance to drop a few brewskies with in a week.

I had an online romance with a beer once. I wrote to it, told it that is was a cool amber color, and that I enjoyed the full brisk taste.

I was soundly rebuffed, as I was expected to pay for it. That just aint me.



But back to topic, the discussion of why Heck! is cool. He has a pic of himself with Snoop Dog. There's that.

I once charmed a snake charmer.

-HECK!

Yeah well you were two timing that beer with an ale! You malted beverage slut you!


Heck may be super cool, but Whizzle is more fun to tease.

Heck! is too cool to tease. You might be teasing him, then he would sneak up behind you and do some complicated Kung Fu move on your neck, while you posted.


It's happened to others, don't let it happen to you.

That is true. He would, and it would look really bad on a health insurance form.

The words bounce off me like bullets off Superman.

Speaking of that, remember the old black & white Superman. Those dudes would empty their gats into Supes and he'd stand there all stoic as the bullets richoet everywhere. Then when the gun was empty the crook or whatever would through it and Superman would duck. What's that about?

-HECK!

Now Heck is a man
a man man man
man man man man man
a man man manly man
now he's a ma un annnnnn

http://theages.superman.ws/History/all-star/sitting-on-a-cloud.jpg


Heck! took a walk around the world to
Ease his troubled mind
He left his beer laying somewhere
In the sands of time
He watched the world float to the dark
Side of the moon
He felt like there was nothing he could do.


If Heck! goes crazy then will you still
Call him Superman?
If He is alive and well, will you be
There holding his hand?
He'll keep you by his side with
his superhuman might
Kryptonite

His beer went strong, then went weak
But your secrets he will keep

We never took for granted all the times Heck!
Never let us down
You posted crap in the off topic thread,
if not for him then you would be dead
He picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

Heck! is cool because he isn't a thread killer...like me.

A thread is like a game of volley ball. It keeps going and going till someone tanks the ball. Then they all stare at the chump who screwed it up.



I think I did a thread a long time ago, to see who would kill it, and it wound up being Mahesh, I was going to go post in it a year later and just plain forgot about it. I will search for it, and see. Maybe it was Invisible.




As for why Heck is cool, DAMMIT. IT DID IT AGAIN. THIS STUPID INTERNET EXPLORER 7. I HIT SOME RANDOM BUTTON WHILE TYPING AND LOST EVERYTHING DAMMIT, THE TOOL BAR THE CAP LOCK. DAMN THIS INFERNAL CRAP!!!!!!!!

Heck is cool cause he aint no stupid Elitist, that thinks they are better than everyone else because they drink a certain kind of coffee and drive a certain kind of car and that can spell good.


Heck! is like The Dude from The Big Lebowski, just a normal regular Joe who aint got no pretence in his nature.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Whidden/Color-SamElliot.jpg THE STRANGER


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Whidden/Whidden%202/thumb-dude-lebowski.jpg THE DUDE





THE STRANGER

How ya doin' there, Dude?

The Dude, still staring down at his drink, shakes his head.

DUDE
Ahh, not so good, man.


THE STRANGER
One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser
fella than m'self once said, sometimes
you eat the bar and sometimes the
bar, wal, he eats you.

DUDE
(absently)
Uh-huh. That some kind of Eastern
thing?

THE STRANGER
Far from it.

DUDE
Mm.

The bartender puts a brown bottle and a frosted glass on the
bar in front of The Stranger, who touches his hat brim.
THE STRANGER
Much obliged.

He looks back at the Dude.

THE STRANGER
I like your style, Dude.

THE DUDE LOOKS UP, ABSENTLY:

DUDE
Well I like your style too, man.
Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.

THE STRANGER
Thankie. . . Just one thing, Dude.
D'ya have to use s'many cuss words?

The Dude looks at The Stranger as if just now noticing how
out of place the cowpoke is.

DUDE
The **** are you talking about?

The Stranger chuckles indulgently and pushes off from the
bar.
THE STRANGER
Okay, have it your way.

He brushes his hat brim with a fingertip.

THE STRANGER
Take it easy, Dude.

DUDE
Yeah. Thanks man.

HECK is super cool because he puts icecubes in his pants.

Ya he's COOL!

I gotz me a question. Why doesn't the Heckster ever post on weekends?

About time the dude starts to post from a home computer, vs. one at work.

Maybe his woman keeps him preoccupied on the weekends!

Heck! is cool, because the dude can put down the beer, and post some of the strangest things here, and we STILL know what he's talking about!

You know I don't roll on shabas.

-HECK!

Ha, your FIRST pointless thread? Alright then, man...

HECK! is super cool because he's a dude thats not affraid to admit he likes the Princess Bride.

Heck! is super cool, even if he picks his bro over his friends!

(I'm totally joking)

Heck! is super cool because he's there, for his family, no matter what.

EVERYbody likes the Princess Bride, doesn't matter who you are

yes everybody likes the princessbride so every one is SUPER COOL. YAy

Heck is so cool that he can stand you up, and still be cool.

((seriously, if you don't make it down here in the next 6 months, then you are just a big tease))

Oh man, if HECK stood me up, I'd be piiiiiiiiiiissed. But I think standing people up might be one of the things that makes him cool. Like he doesn't care, you know?

Well Kris and I plotted against him for a while, so he had better care.

Muahahha if a door is slightly ajar, you best get someone else to open it for you, HECK! Otherwise you end up tarred and feathered, methinks.

Oh yeah... there was planning happening on Friday night

Heck should be scared, because we could take away his super coolness.

It's not my fault! My bro is in the Air Force, just happened to be coming into San Diego that same weekend. It's my bad, I know. But soon... and I guess the first round is on me...

I am down the weekend after Thanksgiving... I think. It might be my buddies wife's b-day and we were thinking about going to Rosarito. But I'm not sure. Regardless, week after this should be gold.

That's why I am cool, I keep it real.

-HECK!

I am apparently simply the hotel in SD that Heck stays at. So you let me know when I should make your reservation mr. heckster. I'll see if there is a room available

I'm here to argue that heck is NOT cool.... well maybe a little
Heck is cool because the first round is on HIM! He said it!!!

Slow your roll over-dramatic. And there better be a mint on my pillow next time.

-HECK!

Heck is super cool, because he's taking us all out, and paying the bill for the drinks!

I said a round, let's not get crazy now.

-HECK!

mint? for that, you're paying the entire bill!!!

COME ON LAWLESS, WE'RE GETTING THE MOST EXPENSIVE THINGS ON THE MENU!! HECK'S BUYING!

Reason #458 HECK is cool: Pays the first round, after that, his name is Paul and that's on y'all.

-HECK!

I'm with you, Illum... I say that our first round is TOP SHELF!

After that, Paul is taking over, and footing the rest of the night.

Some cool ass fella, sports fan, wannabe writer. Good dude. Stand up.

-HECK!

Oh that dude, he's alright I suppose. He told me he likes to be called "Pat Thiesnuts", and when I did he cried out in glee.

I never said such a thing... as far as I know.

Reason #126 HECK is cool: can justify any statement with adding "as far as I know" at the end.

-HECK!

Reason #97 HECK is cool: smokes a cigarette while being the first base coach at the softball game.

-HECK!

Reason #112 HECK is cool: he's held a chimpanzee and lived to tell about it.

-HECK!

Reason #86 HECK is cool: walks out on his tab at his bar and the bartendar apologizes to him.

-HECK!

I am the master of conversation spin. True, it's more apt to work on the less astute drink slinger however.

At our bar, the watering hole me and the peeps have been going to for years upon years, we know the bartenders really well so they don't get too pissed when we walk out. They know we'll be back soon. So it's not a super big deal.

-HECK!

Reason #101 HECK is cool: while golfing, can hit the grass farther than the ball.

-HECK!