Things probably best left said in PMs

Lounge Lizards Forum

• Woah, I just finished watching all 1,283 episodes of Star Trek, man
  
• Yes, I'm interested in your exciting offer! I'm Arthur Boblington, I live at 253 Belview Street, Beverly Hills 90210! Send me all the info on penile enlargement you have!
  
• I want you to have my children.
  
• I want to have your children.
  
• **** you, you commie piece of ****!!!!
  
• Black people smell funky.
  
• Remember that time we banned Fuscia to see what would happen?
  
• That chick last night gave me herpes.
  
• Asian people smell like butter.
  
• I went to my first NAMBLA meeting last night! It was great!
  
• That Margaret Thatcher is soooo hot!
  
• White people smell like rotten cheese.
  
• Jerry, look man, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I slept with Helen last night. Dude, I'm sorry man, but I felt this was the best way to tell you. We still on for bowling tonight?
  

Dude, I thought what I PM'd you was private

-HECK!

"The Jews are responsible for all wars!"

*Um... did you notice anything... weird when you showered today?*

-HECK!

"Should I call the doctor? It's been 12 hours and it still won't go away."

* he said something about shrinkage but failed to mention disappearing

That cream you recommended does nothing, it still burns when I urinate.

To: Malcolm XX
from: Whidden



Lets ban the following people, then me and you will be top dog!



Heck!, Fuscia, Kris, Pippin, Leona, Marc Flemming, Sierradaddy, Shadow Stalker, Art Dekko nothing nothing, Lodgebo, Curley Joe, Sayzak, Illuminate, Invisible and Lickety Split.

^ notice how I don't need to be banned, and Malcolm and Whidden will still somehow be top dog?

Yes, now I know my position on the food chain...





"I miss you, forumuser3"

*oh no....did that box say for external use only?*

*sometimes when I'm alone......I pick my nose and wipe it on the carpet. someone once told me if I do that, they will glow in the dark.*

"do you want the suppositories or cream for that?"

"Suppositories, of course."

ewwwww

*writes that down

"Apparantley it wasn't a suppository, it was a cucumber."

* are you gonna eat that now? If not can I have it?*

*That John Tesh is a handsome man*

-HECK!

You slept with Sordidmesh? What were you thinking?

"That Regis Phillbin is totally hot, and I saw him nekkid!"

"You mean you're not supposed to swallow?"


"What happens if it lasts longer than four hours?"