Whatever happened to Mahesh?

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Theory #1


Aditiamaheshary, moved to Alabama, from Utah, bought a pickup truck, moved into a trailer park, hooked up with a local stripper, got into drinking beer, and got a job roofing houses.

He now has two kids, one named MaheshararyAditia and one named HesharearyAditiaMahavadit. Both children are bullied at school for reasons unknown.

Theory #2


Mahesh indulged in one too many jello shots, and was busted by Mormons. He is now being deprogrammed in a Mormon re-education camp.

Theory #3


He listened to someone's "rants" about the happenings behind the scenes at INR, and decided to leave and find something else.

Now, now, we don't know that! He was a solid guy, he wouldn't do that to us....



Theory #4


Mahesh lives in Whiddens back yard in the shed, while he pays off his student loans working at Sonic. He as of yet, has no girlfriend.

Is that a theory or a confession?

All I'm saying is I would never ever rat out my little buddy Mahesh. If he wants to live in my shed, and do jello shots all day, I would never tell anyone.

Theory #5

Our dear Mahesh discovered Jello shots, then after having a dozen got lost on the streets of Utah. He stumbled into an underground party for old ladies and they thought that he was the stripper they hired. He was such a hit, that he now is known and Mahottieyougotti to the pervo ladies in Utah.

Seriously, I miss him.

Mahesh gottie the hottie?

Theory #6


Mahesh woke up in his pod. Escaping the goo through a water park like sewer pipe, he was baptized in the frothing sewage below.

A hip looking hovercraft descended and picked him up, poked him full of acupuncture needles, as they spoke words to him, mostly new age wisdom. Mahesh was Born Again, into the real world.


He soon learned that jello shots, in the real world, did not taste quite the same as jello shots in the computer generated dream world he had called home for so long.

Inreview, also called the Matrix Mainframe, i.e., the source, had made him think the jello shots tasted like chicken and tasty wheat. In fact, the jello shots in the real world, tasted like they had run off of Johnny Cash's boots.

In anger, Mahesh returned to the Matrix, and beat up hundreds of Inreview Cloned Staff members with a metal pole. Then when Inreview Staff Member Gaboman, got him in a head lock, Mahesh flew off into the air.

Returning to the real world, as he had no girlfriend, he took his inflatable doll and a hovercraft to zero one. There he made a deal with Dues Ex Machina to give him the secret recipe for jello shots from the Inreview/Matrix Mainframe server.

Dues Ex Machina complied, and Mahesh now parties hard dusk till dawn in the Zion temple, in sweaty jello shots induced raves.

Theory #7

Mahesh never left. He is Curley Joe/P.O.T.U.S.

Nah MAhes was cool, funny and could think for himself he was like the anti Joe.

When somebody vanishes you can normally sum it up to secret government work.

He witness Whidden drinking unsalted beer... after all his salting beer braging... and so, Dave pistol whipped him, and chained Mahesh to his dinger garden, where he works, day and night, as a gnome to keep things looking fresh.

So, your saying the little guy is a dinger rock polisher?

I'm saying that's what you've got him doing, to stop the truth from being put out there... that you're drinking beer without salting it first.

He's in my basement

I, uh, do stuff to him...

Well, that explains all the cats and dogs you bring home.

Theory #7

Mahesh went to a Home Depot class on faux finishing. He went initially to pick up chicks, but soon discovered a deeply hidden desire to decorate. He is now painting, buying curtains, and working up a storm in Hollywood as an up and coming designer.

He moved to another state, and decided that he like college so much, he started all over, in a new place, to get another degree.

Who is this Masheesh person? Is this some kind of game where we make up people and ask where they are at? I don't get it. So not funny people.



-HECK!

I don't know, Heck... I'm just along for the ride. You know, trying to keep Whidden entertained. He needs distractions.

Mahesh was a weird Canadian Boy, who lived in Wyoming, and had a German accent.

He was tall, blond haired, a reformed Nazi, and a dear friend...







To someone. Who I don't know. But I do know that he had friends, and someone considered him deer like, as he had big brown doe eyes. I believe he briefly dated Kris online, for a few weeks, then it fell apart, got too weird. Not sure about that, might have been Fuscia.

He dated someone, though it was online, and not real, which is really like dating no one at all.

I don't date boys, Whidden. He dated Neo, until it fizzled out, and then tried to woo Sherry away from Ron. But, he didn't have the height needed to make that work.

dating over INR?!?!?! that's just weird!!!

Yeah, Mahesh dated Kris. I think. I don't remember.

he just said he dated Neo.... you're confusing me.... *sigh*

Really??

ohhhh.......ok.....i finally get it!!!!!

Yes, I'm a woman... though, my mom's still trying to figure out where she went wrong with me.


"He said" I should be offended, and put you BACK on that list of mine, Leonna. You know, the one I so quickly assured you that you would never be on, last night?


Mahesh is really a woman, pretending to be a man.

I found Mahesh!!!!!!!!!!

He's in the Soul Patrol and he is one of those psycho fans who follows Taylor around the country and takes pictures of him all the time. Mahesh is now banned from my email list.

Really? I heard that he's been auditioning for the next American Idol, and that he was BLEEPED, continuously, for the words he was spewing. It was so bad, that Paula asked him to come back, and do a special guest appearance.

Well I heard that Paula is special coaching him. Mahesh was last seen driving her BMW down Rodeo Drive sporting some serious bling.

Adi was cool. He was a good person to talk to when you didnt have anyone else to talk to. I know he helped me out a time or two. Too bad though I hear he joined a cult in Alaska. He was working on a fisshing bat when he fell over board. Soo soo sad.

Speaking of his thing with neo what ever happened to neo?

What hapened to you people while I was gone, what happened to me me while I was gone? Hey I was gone too.


Goes and stews in own self pitty over no what ever happened to nymphadora thread.

they never made a what ever happened to leonna thread either...

Neo just fizzled out from INR... like many others have. They just decide to "take a break" and say that they will be back, and unless they are here, under another name, they are gone, with no explanations!

me and Nymphadora still feel very neglected....

Message from MM:

"Sounds like everyone is having fun at my expense, which is good. Gives people something to talk about. Give my best to the old bunch (and yes, the pun is intended). "

-HECK!

He became one of the cloak folk and is a known member of Ampguard. He has sometimes be seen sparring with foam weapons or trying to cast Magic Missle. He goes by the name Milo Frumblefoot and thinks he's 500 years old.

I thoght adi was 500 years old. humm.


Well, atleast dave and evan missed me, i didnt get a thread but they atleast asked where I went in off topic. yep yep

Yeah, you all feel neglected, but would you really want a thread full of insults when you got back?

I think I'd find it rather amusing myself.

MM and Neo were really the same person just different personalities. It's crazy how they found each other on Inreview. I wonder if they knew they fell inlove with themself. How gramitically correct was that huh.

If dey was here, they would korrect you.

That post was really from him butts.

-HECK!

Silly beer making me call people butts.

We need to make that someones nickname now.

I was saying butts for a while that day. I had been thinking about that scene in Top Gun, at the start, when Maverick buzzes the tower and the surly general guy spilled his coffee. Then he's chewing out the captain guy screaming, "I want some butts!" Always seemed funny to me, oddly out of place. On the flip side, in Lethal Weapon when Murtaugh tells the terrorist to "go spit" it was cinematic gold.

-HECK!

Eh, I'm not a 100% it was him, big coincidence though. Probably just found his old handle in a Google serach.

This place is addictive, like Heroin, the people who quit might look back, but they don't want to get hooked again. Or they kicked it, and don't feel a need for it anymore.

I wish he would come back and give us a mercy post.

I think he is too stubborn to do it. He said he was never coming back, and I think he will stick to it.

I am just completly clueless. I have no idea whats going on. Whats with these people?