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*Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"

*Christina Aguilera - "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

*Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."

*George Bush - "Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."

*Arnold Schwarzanegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

*Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mommy."

*Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"

*Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"
Paris - "What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"

*Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
-Gerry Brown

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kenneday, US Senator

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator

"sure there have been deaths in boxing but none of them have been serious" - Alan Minter boxer

"Here is a man who gets up at six o' clock in the morning regardless of what time it is" Boxer Andrew Golotta's trainer

If history repeats itself the same thing will happen again - Soccer coach Terry Venables.

Nixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been exposing himself to the people of the United States. - Frank Licht

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country."
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC


"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower


"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have
was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with
those people."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle


"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

"The president has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
- Former Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on "Larry
King Live".

"I'm looking forward to the feast you're going to have tonight. I understand I may have the honor of slicing the pig. ...I'm optimistic we can still get something done on the Doha Round. It's going to take work, but G8 is a good place for us to continue the dialogue, and we will. And I guess that's about all -- we discussed a lot of things, in other words. And thank you for having me. I'm looking forward to that pig tonight." George W. Bush, Stralsund, Germany, Jul. 13, 2006

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