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Who is the biggest Skank/Ho?

Paris Hilton and Colin Farrel. These two should hook up, and then Hollywood would have the biggest skank couple.

it's so hard to pick! I mean there are degrees of skankiness.

Carmen Elektra most likely has the jumping skank by now- that's where you just stand next to her and you can catch something.

Still, I think either Paris, or Ana deserves the title.

Madonna goes down in the Skanho hall of fame.

Gotta go with the two broads who actually got filled out like applications on video, plus Charlie Sheen who should be a Bass Master he's had so many hookers. Okay, that last one wasn't that funny, but you get my drift.

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Yeah, but Madonna has been with one person, for some time now. Paris jumps from man to man... like a flea on an animal. She is sooooooooo worthy of this award. Then again, she isn't worthy of being famous.

Madonna is a reformed Ho.

That's right... reformation is important.

And Heck is right... Charlie Sheen bagged a lot of hookers.

So very true. He and Carmen Elektra could breed a whole new disease if they got together.

Well, Pammy does have Hep-C.

Carmen was at least married for a while... but she did hook up with Dennis Rodman. So I dunno. I'd still hook up with Carmen Elektra though, I'll admit it.

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It was the combined freakiness of Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro that put her on the list for our household.

Paris is just a stuck up ho. Her parents must be so proud.

Carmen is frakking HOT!!! But, she slept with Dennis "I don't know what sex I am" Rodman. That's just allllllllllllllll sorts of wrong.

And Pam does have the good old Hep C... but, from my understanding, there are thousands in America running around with Hep, and don't even know it. It's a nasty little bugger.

What about Britney Spears? She chose a trashy dude, but she did marry him and has two kids.

she has skank tendencies, but she don't live in Ho-ville yet.

She's just plain dumb, and nasty... but, she's not a ho.

I voted for Paris, Ana and Colin.



Pamela Sue at least tries to get married. Skanky dudes, sure. But she makes an effort.

Carmen is so pretty in the face, she has that sweet girl look, I just can't believe she did Rodman. My mind won't go there.


Charlie at least paid for it.


Madonna is reformed. She just hangs from Crosses and stuff, but she is married with a family.

Spears is just a dingaling.

What about Lindsay Lohan? She kicks it with skanks. Is she skank by association?

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I don't think that Navarro wears it all the time... it's for publicity, and he looks good in it.

Dunno about dudes in eye liner. I get it's a rock thing, but still. The only people that I think can get away with it are Prince and Alice Cooper.

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Have you SEEN Dave Navarro? He looks f'n hot in it!

Back to the subject at hand... skanks!!!
We have got to be missing some people... but I can't think of any.

HECK don't dig the guys, HECK love the ladies. The only rule of thumb that I use is I take a look at some of the chicks said guy has boinked. Of course, when Julia Roberst hooks up with Lyle Lovett and Courtney Cox shacks with David Arquette, who the hell knows.

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I voted for Paris, Ana, Charlie, and Colin. Pairs just makes me sick.

OH MY! We forgot the biggest skank-ho= Courtney Love!

Yeah, that is true.

She's a walking pile of universal skank.

If there was skank country she would be the lifetime ruler and her skank mummy would be enshrined in a giant skank pyramid for all the world to see.

If she was a captain of a sea vessel it would be called the SS Skank and it would sail the seven skanky seas.

If she were a superhero her name would be Super Skank. By day she would moonlight as a mild mannered crack ho, but by night she would dawn her skankiness and fly through the skanky skies as Super Skank, skankifying villians with her overwhelming skank power.

If being a skank was an Olympic sport she would not only take the gold every time but they would have to make a new medal just for her outlandish level of skankiness. The very essence of her skankdom would demand a new medal, a mix between gold, moon rock, crack rock, Old English and essence 'o skank.

If she goes near an open flame she will catch on fire, skankiness is flammable.

You can't scrape the skank off her with a butter knife.

Her skankiness caused the deadly Spinach scare.

She's such a skank broken toilets at a run down trucker rest stop won't let her use them.

I think you get my point.

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I picked paris hilton and charlie sheen. They're both gross but what is hilarious is that they both want everyone to think they're innocent. Charlie sheen getting married, PFFT, we all knew THAT wouldn't last. And like we really believe that Paris doesn't spend her entire life with her panties around her ankles.

Paris, hands down....although I'm not quite sure why she's a celebrity!

Jerks with money. That's what a lot of them are.

The problem is celebrity has been just mashed together in one big orgy of tepid pile. Back in the day actors were all highly regarded, of course they still all humped like no other, but the skank factor was out. Maybe it's because the media is halfway up their poop chute 24/7 these days, but the mystique is gone. The wall is dropped. Now musicians, movie stars, television stars, reality television stars, radio personalities, athletes, and socialites have all come together trying to grab and repel headlines in a inglorious battle to stay in the narrowing spotlight for as long as they can.

Meanwhile I laugh, and want them to give me money.

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I wish we could add fictional people. That hobag Ellen Tigh would be on my list. Frakin' gods darn traitor.

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She slept with a Cylon. And an ugly one to boot.

True that. Don't want to see Al gettin' his freak face on with One Eyed Willie's ho of a wife.

Ellen Tigh, you are a fictional ho/skank.

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I voted for anna nicole. if c love was on there i would have definately voted for her. anna is a white trash gold diggin shank ho. i'll says it.

and let us not forget one of HECKs greatest quotes.
"Paris Hilton- Ok, you were born rich, you're a biotch, you have sex on video, and you're on a lame reality show. You're two hundred pounds of skank in a 90 pound bag"

i figured Pamela Sue Anderson would have more votes since she did porno and if i remember correctly Carmen Electra was in one of my friends playboy mags.

Pammy didn't do porno, exactly. A video of her getting it on with her husband was stolen from her house then sold and distributed. She sued and got paid, so it's a little like a porno. No script or silly costumes though.

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Heck is correct... Pamela didn't "DO" porno. Her and her ex hubby, Tommy Lee, filmed themselves having sex, and the tape was stolen.

Of course Pam & Tommy have probably bedded more people than your average porn star, but that's neither here nor there.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with having a healthy, and overly-active, sexual appetite!

Um, true, but Tommy Lee has banged every nasty groupie from here to Catmandu. Pam is no stranger to the touch of a man and she has some medical issues to go with it. Just saying, there's a difference between doing a dozen people versus hundreds or even thousands.

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Well, since I don't personally know either one of them, and haven't been privey to how many people they have banged, I don't know. To each their own...

Yeah... but it's not that big of a leap. It's Tommy Lee. I think he's with Jenna Jameson right now. Pam is with Kid Rock. Some seedy folks sheet-wise.

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