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Posted by: Dekka00

you're a towel!

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Posted by: fuscia

No YOU'RE a towel.

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Posted by: gaboman

You're a beaner towel.

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Posted by: Viper1

TERRY CLOTH!

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Posted by: Lawless

Hey, I'm Egyptian Cotton

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Posted by: Viper1

Argh, what be your thread count, wench?

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Posted by: Lawless

1000

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Posted by: Viper1

Argh! You'd be high-quality Egyptian Cotton, matey!

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Posted by: Lawless

Yes, I be... while others aren't even worthy of touching me... esp that beaner towel.

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Posted by: Viper1

Aye, I'd be scared of a "beaner" towel, too. No telling where that towel has been! Argh!

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Posted by: Lawless

That's why I won't let it near me! My thread count is far above the rest.

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Posted by: gaboman

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1005/1005_chasing_towelie.jpg

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Posted by: fuscia

quote:
gaboman said this in post #3 :
You're a beaner towel.


Dude Calling a Spanish person a beaner no es bueno

Besides, you're not even big enough to be a towel. Yep your a wash cloth!
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Posted by: Dekka00

I hate Towelie.

who started this thread?

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Posted by: HECK!

Is "towlhead" in this context a racial slur?

-HECK!

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Posted by: Dekka00

you're a racial slur!

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Posted by: HECK!

That tears it. You are so damn lucky that spinach is poisoned right now and I can't buy it in stores because I was about to go Popeye all over this place!

-HECK!

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Posted by: fuscia

quote:
Dekka00 said this in post #14 :
I hate Towelie.

who started this thread?


OMG! Dekka must have food poisoning from Taco Bell,

or the Taco Bell fumes got to him


and he has amnesia!
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Posted by: Whidden

I blame this thread on Survivor. It's true, the nation is now falling apart because of that show, and the Asian tribe.

Damn them. Damn them all to hell!!!

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Posted by: Sandy June

http://www.baney.co.uk/images/baney_towel.jpg

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Posted by: fuscia

awwww what a cute little towel.

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Posted by: Dekka00

quote:
Whidden said this in post #19 :
I blame this thread on Survivor. It's true, the nation is now falling apart because of that show, and the Asian tribe.


you're an Asian tribe!
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Posted by: Whidden

Your momma slept with the Asian tribe!

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Posted by: Dekka00

you're a momma!

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Posted by: Whidden

word to ya mutha then...

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Posted by: fuscia

WHIDDEN! NO QUOTING VANILLA ICE!!!! He's too lame to even be a towel!

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Posted by: Whidden

quote:
fuscia said this in post #26 :
WHIDDEN! NO QUOTING VANILLA ICE!!!! He's too lame to even be a towel!



Actually, I was quoting sleights, the chocolate factory location member of old. Always ended posts with Word to ya Mother!
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Posted by: Dekka00

you're a post ending!

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Posted by: fuscia

Sure you were.

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Posted by: Whidden

Your that mystery scum on the bottom of coffee pots that cooks itself over and over when the coffee burns.

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Posted by: fuscia

You are the guy who doesn't take out the trash!

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Posted by: Whidden

quote:
fuscia said this in post #31 :
You are the guy who doesn't take out the trash!


I was calling Dekka coffee scum, not you. Your more pirate scum.
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Posted by: fuscia

HEY! I thought you insulted me, so I had to say something back, and then you had to go and be all mean to me.

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Posted by: Whidden

quote:
fuscia said this in post #33 :
HEY! I thought you insulted me, so I had to say something back, and then you had to go and be all mean to me.



Sorry, the styrofoam thread hit a raw nerve with me, put me on edge. Those things make weird grating styrofoam chalk board sounds when you put on the lid. Makes me ears want to explode!!!!!!!
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Posted by: fuscia

It's ok. I blame Dekka and styrofoam for it all.

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Posted by: Sandy June

Whidden's a towel!
Dekka's moma's a towel!

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Posted by: Whidden

I don't mind being a towel, cept when people dry dey buttocks. I don't like that part.

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Posted by: gaboman

depends whose buttocks I'm drying, to be honest.

To be a towel on Angelina Jolie's towel rack... now that'd be something.

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Posted by: HECK!

I'd be Angelina's anything*




*I reserve the right to retract after seeing someone's smartass answer.

-HECK!

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Posted by: gaboman

That's okay, I couldn't think of anything really bad anyway.

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Posted by: Dekka00

quote:
HECK! said this in post #39 :
I'd be Angelina's anything*




*I reserve the right to retract after seeing someone's smartass answer.

-HECK!


you're a smartass answer!
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Posted by: HECK!

I am Jack's mild amusement.

-HECK!

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Posted by: fuscia

quote:
Whidden said this in post #37 :
I don't mind being a towel, cept when people dry dey buttocks. I don't like that part.


then be a hand towel
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Posted by: Viper1

Aren't hand towels used for hand...

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Posted by: HECK!

Unless you run out of toilet paper. Then you throw the hand towel away.

-HECK!

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Posted by: Dekka00

you're a dead thread!

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Posted by: fuscia

No the thread is still alive!

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Posted by: Whidden

This thread is like a hotel towel. Frayed, rough, won't soak up much water, and used by hundreds of different people a year.

I think maybe this thread was used on the bathroom floor, so the people wouldn't get cold feet as they got out of the shower. Maybe it picked up some foot fungus, or yellow toenail bacteria, like digger, the dermatophyte.

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2065969/2076253/2085174/030714_lamisil.jpg

At any rate, the thread needs some bleach and heavy detergent.

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Posted by: HECK!

I was watching South Park the other night, and the Towlie episode was on... then I heard the quote that started this thread. That episode was pee pants worthy.

-HECK!

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Posted by: Lawless

I saw that episode too... and I totally thought about this thread!

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Posted by: gaboman

I saw this thread... and I totally thought about that episode!

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Posted by: Lawless

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Posted by: fuscia

quote:
HECK! said this in post #49 :
I was watching South Park the other night, and the Towlie episode was on... then I heard the quote that started this thread. That episode was pee pants worthy.

-HECK!



I loved that episode. "No you're a towel!"
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