| Posted by: Lawless | | Yes, I be... while others aren't even worthy of touching me... esp that beaner towel.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Viper1 | | Aye, I'd be scared of a "beaner" towel, too. No telling where that towel has been! Argh! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | That's why I won't let it near me! My thread count is far above the rest. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | That tears it. You are so damn lucky that spinach is poisoned right now and I can't buy it in stores because I was about to go Popeye all over this place!
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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Dekka00 said this in post #14 :
I hate Towelie.
who started this thread? |
OMG! Dekka must have food poisoning from Taco Bell,
or the Taco Bell fumes got to him

and he has amnesia! 
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | |
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Whidden said this in post #19 :
I blame this thread on Survivor. It's true, the nation is now falling apart because of that show, and the Asian tribe. |
you're an Asian tribe!
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| Posted by: Whidden | | Your that mystery scum on the bottom of coffee pots that cooks itself over and over when the coffee burns. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | HEY! I thought you insulted me, so I had to say something back, and then you had to go and be all mean to me.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Whidden | |
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fuscia said this in post #33 :
HEY! I thought you insulted me, so I had to say something back, and then you had to go and be all mean to me. |
Sorry, the styrofoam thread hit a raw nerve with me, put me on edge. Those things make weird grating styrofoam chalk board sounds when you put on the lid. Makes me ears want to explode!!!!!!!
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| Posted by: gaboman | | depends whose buttocks I'm drying, to be honest.
To be a towel on Angelina Jolie's towel rack... now that'd be something. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | I'd be Angelina's anything*
*I reserve the right to retract after seeing someone's smartass answer.
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | |
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HECK! said this in post #39 :
I'd be Angelina's anything*
*I reserve the right to retract after seeing someone's smartass answer.
-HECK! |
you're a smartass answer!
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Unless you run out of toilet paper. Then you throw the hand towel away.
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| Posted by: Whidden | | This thread is like a hotel towel. Frayed, rough, won't soak up much water, and used by hundreds of different people a year.
I think maybe this thread was used on the bathroom floor, so the people wouldn't get cold feet as they got out of the shower. Maybe it picked up some foot fungus, or yellow toenail bacteria, like digger, the dermatophyte.
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2065969/2076253/2085174/030714_lamisil.jpg
At any rate, the thread needs some bleach and heavy detergent. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | I was watching South Park the other night, and the Towlie episode was on... then I heard the quote that started this thread. That episode was pee pants worthy.
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| Posted by: Lawless | | I saw that episode too... and I totally thought about this thread! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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HECK! said this in post #49 :
I was watching South Park the other night, and the Towlie episode was on... then I heard the quote that started this thread. That episode was pee pants worthy.
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I loved that episode. "No you're a towel!" 
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