Most embarrassing moments

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Time again to list our most embarrassing moments.

Mine was last week. My daughter had been in my purse, and I thought that nothing was wrong because she didn't take anything out when I told her to get away from it.

Well I went to Vons to buy groceries. So I go to pay, and I pull out my wallet, and my lovely 5 year old had taken the emergency tampon out of the wrapper and tied it to the zipper on my wallet so it came flying out when I took out my wallet! I am currently avoiding Vons.

OMG... I would have PAID to have been there when that happened. Go Nikki! That's hilarious.

you both have cool avatars. I love the new ones. some embarassing moments is when my mom calls me one of her pet names like "pumpkin" or "jelly bean" right in front of a guy that she knows i like.

Well I would much rather have my mom embarrass me than have a tampon come flying out of my purse infront of the store manager. I wanted to run out sooooo bad. My daughter loves to peel things: wrappers, crayons, stuff like that. I should have checked, but hey, it gave us a new thread.

i used to liked to peel things too. My mom would let me peel the onions that she was going to buy while we were in the grocery store.

She peels crayon wrappers all the time. She had pneumonia when she was three. She peeled a whole carton while she was waiting to be discharged. It went like this.

Peel crayon
hold it out

"here is a flower, I make it for you. Can you hold it?"
pause

"hold it!"

"can you smell it?"
pause

"smell it!"

"now put it away"
repeat about 24 times

that is sooo cute. that actually sounds like something that I would have done.

most embarrassing moment...

i was in a train going to the vatican and we get there, and of course, have to start running to get in the 2-hour long line to get in. So as we're running out of the train station, we have to go over those stupid turnstyles to get out. I went through my turnstyle, only it got stuck. I was wedged in between - couldn't get out, or go back in. so I decide to jump OVER it....well.... I was wearing a skirt. the skirt got caugh on one of the handles, it stopped my back foot from coming over, i got one foot over but my body turned itself around to get my other foot out ... but instead, I slip, get caught and fall FLAT on my back, skirt goes flying over myhead. Here I am, in the middle of the VATICAN stop with my skirt over myhead, underwear flashing one leg caught in the turn style one leg on the floor.... of course those people that were in the station were the same ones that I had to walk around the vatican with ALL DAY hearing their giggles.

so sad, but it was funny later.

I still laugh at this story everytime I hear it.

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OMG!!! That is absolutely terrible. Can't say that anything that bad has happened to me... yet...

Ok, I have one.

I was at the carnival when I was twelve, maybe thirteen. I met some friends there and we're having fun. Half the day goes by and my buddies want to go on this ride... the thing had no entertaining value what so ever. It was just designed to spin you around and kick you in the stomach. It had four cars on this vertical beam. Each car spun out of control while the vertical beam started to spin at a slower speed. I slap down my four tickets for this lame little metallic puke machine and sure enough about two minutes in I yacked big time. I was just heaving every once of anything that was in my stomach. This little car was spinning around and around as I was uncontrollably showering myself and the poor bastard next to me in my own bile and partially digested carnival treats. I get off the ride and my stomach was still doing spins. I decide to leave the place, go across the street to this department store and call my mom to pick me up. As I am walking out I get all these stares. I look down to see the puke was firmly on my chest like yellow chainmail that was dipped in a cow carcass and hung around my neck. I just walked as quick as I could out of the gate and darted across the street. I called my folks and I think my dad had her car so my mom couldn't get me, so she had to call a friend to swoop me up. Meanwhile I'm sitting on a curb in front of a Gemco or K-Mart or whatever, puked glistening off me in the late afternoon like a freakin' sickly homeless vagabond. It was hilarious.

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awwww You're the kid I always laughed at at carnivals.

Yet, I never dared to go on those rides knowing full well i'd be THAT kid in 2.4 seconds.

ok this happened to me today.

I was in class, and I farted. It just slipped out, and it was LOUD.

ok well mine isn't near as bad as all of yours but I hate walking around cmapus with a map in my hand. all of the cute upperclassmen just kind of look at us freshman, and roll their eyes. And yesterday, even with a map, I still managed to walk into the wrong building and sit through the wrong class for about 10 minutes.

My husband had to get up and give a testamony about how he became a Christian last Sunday. Damon was sick, so I stayed at home with him. Well, I just found out that he told this story about how he realized he was in love with me, and that it was when I was asleep on his chest, and he told the WHOLE church that I was snoring! I have slept on him once! One time and I was all wacked out on meds after a surgery. Sheesh. Now I am labeled and the old ladies in the church remember that I snored when I was three.


The vatican was one was really funny. I'll be it was embarrassing as hell, but at least you were out of the country.

Well every freakin' time I go to Vons, that manager opens up a check out and makes me come over to his line. I'm totally embarassed!

how terrible... now you know to thoroughly check your purse.

Oh yeah. My purse has no easily peeled tampon wrappers. Hell, now I take the wallet out before I get in line.