| Posted by: fuscia | | This is a thread where each post will tell part of a story, BUT the story must never end. MWHAHAHAHAHA
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Once upon a time, there was a very evil cowboy named One Eyed Jasper. One Eye Jasper had a black horse with a white spot on his hind flank. The horse's name was Leo. Leo was a talking horse, but Jasper had no idea that the horse talked. Leo hated his master.
One Eyed Jasper rode Leo to a town filled with honest people. There he intended to rob the local saloon. He walked into the saloon and saw................ | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: EleanorRigby | | a group of unlucky cowboys walking out of the saloon. they told him that the saloon had been robbed of money last week, and two days ago it had been robbed of all its booze. one eyed jasper cursed and spat. then he looked up at the bartender and realized that.... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | | the sun just exploded.
THE END.
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Admin edit: DEKKA!  And then the cowboy woke up from his cactus induced dream |
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| Posted by: Invisible | |
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EleanorRigby said this in post #2 :
a group of unlucky cowboys walking out of the saloon. they told him that the saloon had been robbed of money last week, and two days ago it had been robbed of all its booze. one eyed jasper cursed and spat. then he looked up at the bartender and realized that.... |
it was his long lost brother, Bow Legged Bob. Bow Legged Bob stared at his sibling for the longest time before waddling his way over to him. One eyed Jasper hugged his brother tightly and asked him what had happened to make him disappear for so darned long. Thier mama had cried herself to sleep worrying about Bow legged Bob's disappearance over 35 years ago. Bow Legged Bob wiped a tear from his eye and told his brother....
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| Posted by: HECK! | |
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Dekka00 said this in post #3 :
the sun just exploded.
THE END. |
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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Invisible said this in post #4 :
it was his long lost brother, Bow Legged Bob. Bow Legged Bob stared at his sibling for the longest time before waddling his way over to him. One eyed Jasper hugged his brother tightly and asked him what had happened to make him disappear for so darned long. Thier mama had cried herself to sleep worrying about Bow legged Bob's disappearance over 35 years ago. Bow Legged Bob wiped a tear from his eye and told his brother.... |
That their pet turkey Gobblet had gone crazy after he left. Gobblet had led a mass turkey suicide over a cliff. Thanksgiving was not the same that year. They had to eat tacos.
Bow Legged Bob had married a lady by the name of Broad Hipped Betty. Betty used to be the local madam, but Bow Legged Bob was a trusting sort, and not inclined to believe the rumors. Bow Legged Bob called for his two sons to come meet their uncle One Eyed Jasper, and they came running up. They were 10 and 8, but to Jasper's shock they looked like.....
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EleanorRigby said this in post #7 :
they were 2 and 4. they were midgets. |
Which surprised One Eyed Jasper because the only midget he knew was his loving wife Party Hearty Patty. One Eyed Jasper slowly turned to his brother and put two and two together. Before he pulled out his six shooter, One Eyed Jasper cried out....
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