| I have to put this because I thought it was brilliant. I found it on the same site the link above is to.
It is to the tune of Prima Donna from Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical 'Phantom of the Opera':
SLYTHERINS:
Ronald Weasley, you cannot save a thing!
You drop the ball
Can't save at all
We adore you
Thanks to you, your team will lose every game!
Your fellow Gryffindors abhor you.
Ronald Weasley, you were born in a bin.
Stink up the pitch
With your Quidditch
As we sing!
You cannot block even one measly ring,
Oh, Ronald Weasley's our king! | |