Why is fuscia REALLY away?

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Her away message says:

I heard from someone that she is going to Graceland to take a dump on the same toilet where Elvis died.

Just sayin' what I heard.

-HECK!

Hey, she's not really even a mom. And there is no vbs that she's working on.

Sadly, as her best friend, I must tell you all the truth....

Sherry has taken up belly dancing lessons, and is currently in Vegas, performing for pennies, so that she can purchase an air conditioning unit for her house.


Also, she's been peddling on the street corners for loose change, so that she can buy a kitten to bring home to play with.

She is sick.

VBS stands for VENEREAL BOILS & SORES .

It's something she picked up while in Vegas I think.

Lots of creams, ointments, penicillin shots. That kind of thing. Not a good time to be posting.

VENEREAL BOILS & SORES? You are the devil himself.

-HECK!

Hate the sin, not the sinner!

Shes gone out beat up her husband for not getting her the right cat ...

She is teaching Vacation Bible School and other Mommy Stuff

You bastards. You know that I do not have ANY diseases or boils. Sick sick sick. Hell who thought it would take all these years to see you all corrupted. My mission is complete.

Actually I had the mother of all headaches. I had it breaking through some pain killers, and I was on the verge of begging to go to the E.R. It was a bad night.

I kept trying to tell them that, but they wouldn't listen Fuscia! They wouldn't listen!

Gabo is a teachers pet.

http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/2.gif Whizzle go stand in the corner.

I'm gonna punch Gabo in the stomach and take his milk money.

Fightfightfightfight! Let's get it ON.

-HECK!

*grabs video camera*

Hey Heck... come here and hold this long pole with the microphone. I wanna get every single word, and sound effect, before the fight ends!

I'm not scared of you Whizzle-fizzle-head!!!

*grabs a handfull of dirt*

don't make me send this thread to the Flamer's Ward y'all

Dekka don't make me duct tape you to a pole!

Dekka is in trouble!!!

all us Soul Patrol gals have duct tape and we are NOT afraid to use it.

Yeah Dekka if you get in the way of me kickin' Whizzles sorry buns, then I'll duct tape you up and make you eat Taco Bell food.

That's right... it's like a right of passage for you SP'ers... duct tape, and a few other things, which can't be mentioned here, for everyone's safety.

Oh man... taco bell food? Can I make him eat a bite every minute, Sherry?

Well my twin is the one with the stockpile of duct tape. It's hard to be with them because I get taped up and have a hard time cutting free.

You don't want to overfeed him or he will hurl. No spewo el taco bell

If he spews, he's cleaning it up... not me! Lawless doesn't clean puke. NOPE!

Of course you do, it's a woman's job to clean up after men. Duh.







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-HECK!

Heck, I will kick you ass, so severly, you won't be able to sit for a month... that means no poker, or anything, mister.