Where is Whidden really?

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If you've looked at Whidden's posts, you see that he's got an "Away" message... for the next month. Why is he gone though? Post if you know why... your truths, lies, theories, etc...

Rumor has it that Sandy June got tired of him not taking out the trash. So, she took it out, for the last time... with him in it!

I think the government finally arrested him for all his anti-Bush posts... wait...

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I wonder if he finally transformed into one of those birds that he's always watching, and just can't use a mouse, or log onto the internet.

You guys are all wrong wrong wrong! All this time Whizzle has been building a giant birdhouse. He is now nekkid in the birdhouse trying to strengthen his arms so he can fly. I heard he even asked Sandy to get him some feathers from the "feather club for birds".

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A man in a chicken suit was arrested today at the Florence Goobleflarb Aviary for trying to free the inhabitants. Visitors to the Oklahoma City landmark reported seeing the man running around the aviary flapping his wings. ''He were a runnin and a yellin 'fly away my brethren, be free'. '' said Billy Bob Bubba Bodine of nearby Flared Nostril OK. ''He didnt git no birds loose, just caused a ruckus is all.'' After being restrained by park personnel the man was taken to the Ronald Regan Institute for the pathologically confused

source: Rooters

he's off playing mohaa

He's hiding out with Chodder... being a cheeser.

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Suspicious fires destroy five mobile homes in OC

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- Oklahoma City fire investigators say five vacant mobile homes were destroyed by suspicious fires.

Investigators say three of the homes burned shortly before 1 yesterday morning and the other two burned less than four hours later, about two miles from the first fires.

No injuries are reported and total damage to the five homes is estimated at 30,000 dollars.


(Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Two Oklahoma prison escapees caught in Wisconsin

July 10, 2006 11:40 EDT


UNDATED (AP) -- Two prison escapees from Oklahoma, who allegedly went on a multi-state crime spree that included a robbery in Bella Vista, have been arrested in Wisconsin.

Authorities say David Whidden and Sandy June Whidden were arrested after a high speed chase early this morning on Interstate 90 and are now being held in Sparta, Wisconsin.

In Arkansas, the pair allegedly forced a man, into his house at gunpoint and bound him and his wife with electrical tape Wednesday evening. Cash, credit cards and the couple's white 2000 Toyota Celica were taken from the couple.

Brian and Kristina Late were able to free themselves and contact police. They later identified one of their assailants as David Whidden.

Officials say Wisconsin police had to use stop sticks to end a 100-mile-per-hour chase,

The Whidden's disappeared from the Lexington Correctional Center in Oklahoma on July 2nd are suspects in robberies in several states.

David was serving seven years for burglary and Sandy June was serving a 12-year sentence for dealing drugs.

wuts good HECK

I heard he joined the Scientologists and is currently undercover in the Alpha Region Zemnoinia, posing as a mild-mannered Gnorbar to infultrate an alleged ring of smugglers who were planning on bringing a shipment of killmarm into Earth.

Awe, geeze, I hope I didn't blow his cover.

No, no, no Grant, you've got it all wrong. He joined the Scientologists, and then found out the truth about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby. Now, they have him locked up, in their basement, performing nasty mind-altering experiments on him, so that he will forget it all.

You know I promised that I would never reveal his true identity, but now that the commercial is national, what the hell. Dave deserves our admiration for his singing. Yep that is Dave in the Apple suit on the Fruit of the Loom commercial's singing "You can't overlove your underwear". I'm so darn proud of him.

And Dave if you are reading this NO! That apple suit does not make you look fat.

Very clever...................all of your theories are well thought out and very good possibilities.

Actually, his hands are to tired from fixing me dinner and rubbing my back every day to type. I am sorry that I have deprived you all.

He'll be back . That is suppose to be said with a German accent.

He's doing WHAT???

Don't worry Whid!!! HECK! and I are on the way to save you bro!!!!

It's about damn time that he's actually WORKING!!!

Sandy June, you make me so proud!
Is he wearing an apron?

She's drugging his salt beer, has to be.

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Maybe it is the salt that is making him so compliant.

That's it... salt stock is going to sky rocket, and men, everywhere, will do as their told.

Whidden is actually staying up at night watching "sex in the city" on TBS even though he says they are trash.

Sandy June Interviewed on Anderson Cooper's 360 LIVE

Staff and agencies
Monday July 17, 2006
Guardian Unlimited


On a special edition of CNN's Anderson Cooper's 360, Sandy June appeared for the first extended interview since she and David Whidden returned to the United States with the newest addition to their family, Shiloh Nouvel Nambia Apple-pitt Whidden.

The episode aired on July 10th at 10pm EST and Sandy June touched on subjects ranging from World Refugee Day to the birth of her child to the war in Iraq.

Early in the two-hour edition of the show, Sandy expressed how important it was to be there for World Refugee Day, "I am so inspired by these people. And they are the greatest strength. So, it's not -- you have that memory. You have that moment -- I have had it -- where, even just today, I was, you know, breast-feeding, and tired, and thinking, Wow, I really don't know how I'm going to get myself together to be thinking for this interview. But you think, Man, the things these people go through. I owe it to all of them to get myself together, to stop whining about being tired, and get there and get focused, and, because dude, it's the least I can do."



In an interesting exchange, Anderson Cooper asked Sandy June about the fact that she is dragging a very cool dude, her husband David Whidden all around the world, to third world nations, rampant with desease and poverty, forcing him to walk 3 paces behind her, while carrying various adopted children from around the world in his arms.




"A few reasons. I love Africa. I love -- I wanted to just be in a part of the world that would be wonderful for my other children. I didn't want to spend just months holed up in a house here. And I wanted to have a beautiful time with my family. And my other daughter's African and I wanted to take her back."



Sandy June dropped a few gossip-worthy bombshells, confirming that David Whidden was in the delivery room of various North Korean couples who were having babies, and that they were shopping for more children, although they're not sure yet from which country, but Sandy June and Anderson Cooper focused largely on World Refugee Day, discussing issues of human crisis, including Ethiopia, the Congo, the current genocide in Darfur and the apparent lack of Salt for beer in certain regions of the congo.

"These people are living in the fregin stone age", said Sandy June. "They drink their beer hot, with no refrigeration, and they lack even minute amounts of salt to put into the drink. And they all have scurvy, and they don't smell so good. Something must be done about this."


"I gave 3.2 million dollars of my proceeds from my bake sale to the UNITED NATIONS to drop supplies of vitamin c, salt tablets, and glow in the dark condoms on the people of Nambia. I believe the spirit of the Nambians will overcome the adversity and utter dispair that my supernatural good looks caused them."


"Nothing but ugly people over there, and when they saw my pristine perfect God like face, they recoiled in shame and terror."

Ah crapo, that was teats-on the best larf of the day so far.

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I'm still not buying it. I see all those Fruit of the Loom commercials, and Ron and I see them and see the Apple singing and go "yep there's Dave" every time.

Sandy loves that commerical. That fat old apple, singing the blues.

I thought it was kind of corny.

The one for ladies Fruit of the Loom with the fruit playing the bongos while the ladies dance is funny too. I like the low rider one.