How to talk like a pirate

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Yes I found a site that has this information. You know with my birthday coming up next Wednesday, I thought it might be nice to post this thread.

Ahoy: Hey!
Arrr: Yes, I agree, I'm happy
Aye: Yes
Bilge Rat: an insult
Blimey! Used to express frustration
Booty: treasure
Bung hole – Food on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole.
Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government
Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die
Hang the jib To look ill-tempered or annoyed. To pout
Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
Me hearty: a friend or shipmate
Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
Scurvy dog!: another fine insult!
Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud
Splice the Mainbrace! To have a Drink, or perhaps several.
Thar: The opposite of "here."

Use "Be " instead of am. "I be thinkin of drinkin some ale, I be" is the correct verb usage. You must remember to drop the 'g' on ing endings.

Thread now open to pirate speak.

Example: Ahoy Whizzle me hearty! Thar be dragons beyond that point on the map.

Hehehe, bunghole.

-HECK!

I knew you'd be likin' that one me heardy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Whidden/pirate.jpg


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Aye, twas watching that scurvy dog hobbit movie, where the scalleywag bilge rats sailed away into the fiddlers green at the end. I'd love to kneelhaul the whole lot of em, for they were not flying the Jolly Roger on that ship.

Shiver me timbers!


Aye, this bucaneer knows they be elven ships, but I be sending them all to Davey Jones locker for not flying the skull and crossbones!

I can't believe you found my high school yearbook picture, that's so embarrassing, I was having a bad hair day...

ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew this thread would be cheerin' this wench up it would.

OM Talk Like a Pirate Day is on September 19th, but I think it should be celebrated on INR on July 5th.

Here are a few more terms I found

Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.

PIRATE PICK UP LINES!

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

That's sounds Newfie to me.

The pickup lines or the pirate speak?

maybe I should visit Newfoundland

Hehe, I meant the pirate speaks.
Though I'm sure the pick up lines would be along the same lines too.

Don't forget the pirate insults land lubber and son of a biscuit eater

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Whidden/pirate.jpg


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"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."



"You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"



"Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"



"Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."



"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."



"WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"



"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."



"Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"






"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."



"So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"



"Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)



"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"



"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"




"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"

sorry, took the one out about the "poop deck", it was too nasty. should have proof read them before posting.

I have just found a pirate name generator

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

My new pirate name is:
Smilin' Antonia Napier

Wow. If I write Katerina Lastname I get a cool pirate name, but if I use Kat Lastname I get a really awful pirate name. I think I'll go with Captain Eve Roughknuckles. The other option was Retarded Evelyn Sparrow

OMG Pippin you are right! If I use Sher lastname I get this!

Cap'n Doris Greasepalms

Do not use a nickname.

I copied Pippin and entered my first name and "lastname" as my name and I DID get a cooler pirate name...

Pirate Bianca the Ochre

I like that one better!

I tried a few of our screen names. Here is what we get

fuscia Pirate Tess the Bald

Pippin Plank Monkey Doris

Gaboman Hobblin' Brett Read

lawless Cap'n Adele Buttscrape

whidden Encephalitic Doug Cooke

Sandy June Cap'n Yvette Knocknees

HECK Slouchin' Iggy Cutler

Dekka Cap'n Sully

simco Poop Deck Elanor

That's wicked fun, fuscia.

I'm Lindsey the Black....a.k.a Hobblin' Juliana Smythe.

Hey Lawless, you'll have to explain to us how you got your last name

I'm a Plank Money! I wonder if that's like a Flak Monkey?

yar, that thar bloody quiz belongs in the brig, it keep givin' me bad names.

anywho, keep up the good piraty work ye scurvy lot! Or else ye'll be answerin' to Davey Jones!

Hey, that's NOT my last name!

Pirate Jade Sparrow

Gacck!

Butt-Ugly Jessie Bonny

REMEMBER NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE IS COMING UP IN SEPTEMBER!

What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night?

Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls


What do a pirate and a bachelor have in common?

They are both lookin' for booty!

What Asian airborne virus to Priates fear most? SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRs.

-HECK!

O.K. I have scrolling text on myspace that lists pirate pick uplines. I'll post a few.

PIRATE PICK UP LINES

♠Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you
♠Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.
♠Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
♠ Can I put me sword in yer scabbard?
♠ arr wench, do you want to find one eyed willys treasure?
♠I may have a hook, but you'll love what I can do with m' stump.
♠May I be settin Anchor in your lagoon?
♠ Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
♠ Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
♠thats some treasure chest youve got there.

♠Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)
♠How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
♠Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
♠Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
♠Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded
♠My legs not the only thing that's been replaced-and it's detachable
♠That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there
♠Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
♠That's NOT my parrot talking,

my pirate name is Reeking Brit Scarr and my room mates name is Marilyn the Back Stabber...

Cap'n Ian Mauvebeard

Don't just talk like a pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day, dress like one, too! Go to school, work, and social occasions dressed up like one--it's fun! I got my yearbook from last year today and on the Spirit pages we have pictures from Talk Like A Pirate Day and there's a big one of me in full pirate attire, parrot and all.

September is just a few days away, and then it's not long until the 19th

i saw that picture. are you wearing my shirt?

I have never heard of Talk Like a Pirate Day until I saw this thread. I don't know what the professors would say if I came to class dressed as a pirate.

Tomorrow is National Talk Like a Pirate DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!! I am SO celebrating! I think we get extra credit in band if we participate

Yar

Argh!

Is today be talk like a pirate day? Argh!!!

For you it is, I still have another hour.

oh. drink up me hearties yo ho!!!!!! (wish it was the weekend so i could)

Aye, wench! Today be that day! Argh!

Aye, if only the Dixie Chicken could be a pirate bar! Argh!

argh!!! thanks me hearties!!!

Argh! I like the parrot... but if that bird craps on my shoulder again, I'm going to kill it! Yarrr!

yarrrr!!! that be funny...

Aye, matey! Me wonders if that is why they have a poopdeck on a ship? Hmm...

argh... good ponder me hearty!!!!

Yo ho ho!

Now where be that bottle of rum?!

it be here in my dorm matey!!!!!!! In good old college station yarrrrrrrrrr!!

Aye! I know that port well! A great place to be! Argh!

Will you be sharing the rot gut? Argh!

aye o' course... you say ye know the port. i thought ye might. i knows a bit o' the responses ye give in the "First thing that comes to your head"

Aye! Me ship travels by there from time to time! At one time it was my home port! Yarr!

Aye? what class be ye?

Argh! Me shipmates were from '78 -- a great ship in its day! Yarr!

ay!! do ye be comin into port for the sport of football?

Aye! On occasion, my ship may make it into port for the sport. Aye, they've never lost a game; they may have been out-scored, but they've never lost. Argh!

have ye been into port for these past few games?

Nay, matey! I be attackin' other ships for their booty!

argh. ye Aggies need ye!!! ye should make birth here soon!

Nay, me Aggies don't need that kind of help! Argh!

Me ship may dock there before the season is over, if the seas hold. Yarr!

Argh, t'would be nice to see our ole hearty back!

Aye, I miss the port! But now they have ye and your shipmates to "squeeze for the team". Aye!

Maybe one day... Aye!

aye! us mateys will always saw varsity's horn off!!!!! yarrrrr!!!!!

Aye! And beat the hell outta t.u.! Yarr!

aye! this week it be Louisiana Tech!!! But now this ship mate be sleepin' zzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Argh! Good call, me matey!

aye! me thought so...

Argh! I'll keep watch over ye!

tis greatly appreciated me hearty!!!

YAR!!!

arrr ye lads & lassies, this be pirate day it be!

I think Hagrid speaks like a pirate


So ye bucaneers grab a lusty wench and kiss her on this most celebrated day of days! Ye lusty wenchs, make yer men take out the trash fer a change! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

yar!!! me agree fuscia, cept this wench don't have no bucaneer...

then commandeer one! Argh!!!!

O.K. just for Pirate Day, I will share some great Pirate Pick Up Lines!

That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

argh those be nice lines. Any lines for us wenches, matey?

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

and the one that always works for me
You. Pants Off. Now!

lol. Ye be funny, fuscia, me hearty... this wench might use a line tonight...

I love that last one though...lol...but i'd never use it...lol

arrrr wait till ye be a married wench. It works on husbands every time.

here's my pirate pick-up line:

"Yar, baby."

That be the spirit Dekka! arrrrg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Whidden/pirate.jpg

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OLD PIRATE DUDE! MY FAVORITE PIRATE NEXT TO NOTH! I knew he'd be showin up he would.

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Aye, Ferncliff, always welched on her bar tab. Some crazy thing going on at the school that always required emergency attention, meanwhile Old Pirate Dude was left without his pay. Who gave a flying dogs jolly roger if Potter was in the long straights again, ye could save his land loving *** after ye paid yer bill, ARRRRRRRRRR!

OH HELL NO! That old pirate dude always be trying to cop a feel and he stole all the money and he let that Gaboman fellow pee in the peanuts!