Which robot is the bestest ever made in the whole universe since the dawn of time?

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Vote yer heart. And no complaining either. It's just a poll.

I went with VINCENT, from the Black Hole . Dude floats all the time, unlike R2, who can fly around sometimes with a jet pack.

VINCENT had anti gravity technology. All he did was float. R2 can't compete.

Plus, he was voiced from the "nice" monkey on Planet of the Apes, the one who helped Chuck Heston. Think his name was Roddy McDowell.



My number two pick would be Robby the robot, as he made some liqueur for the crew of the ship on Forbidden Planet. Pretty cool thing to do for a robot. Also he was super strong, and had a cool voice.

Unlike R-2, who is a chirper. Like some kind of song bird on acid.

R2 for sure, and I hate you. R2 was totally the dominant one in his gay relationship with C3PO. He could fly, zap people, go into space, shoot light sabers from his dome, he took on Yoda over a candy bar, he's legit.

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I aint got time for h8ters. You are just mad I left out your sorry little fruit robot from Lost in Space.


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Be a cold day in hell before I add a chump robot like that to MY poll.

I mean if your claim to fame is shouthing "DANGER WILL ROBINSON!" to a little kid all the time, you need to question your logic circuits.

plus it looks like he has a punch bowl for a head. Someone stick some sherbert in it, and lets have a party.

For starts, V.I.N.C.E.N.T. looks like a butt plug. Second, the Lost In Space robot is nearly indentical to the Forbidden Planet robot, minus the fruit bowl head.

Don't be R2 hatin'. He is the reason there is peace in the galaxy. He saved every major player in the SW universe.

All VINCENT did was die. And I was glad.

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R2D2 fo sho!!! He was a kick ass robot! I love when he gets an attitude.

Exactly. And he was a waiter for Jabba, class act all the way.

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That's right.... and held on to our boy, Luke's, lightsaber... and got it to him when it was the right moment. R2D2 is da bomb!!!

Shoot, Luke won't even let R2 fly the damn x wing to Yoda's swamp world, he want's to fly manual.


It because R2 chirps like some damn bird, and winds up getting shot in the cap during Death Star battles. Golden Rod has to offer up spare parts to keep the little guy running. Luke understands this and takes the stick.


I mean, whatever. A band of little bitty munchkin Jawa's took out R2, slapped a restraining bolt on his round *** and sold him to Uncle Owen. Try putting a restraining bolt on Vincent or the Cylon, see what happens. I will tell you what happens. You get a pile of dead jawa's.

He's still the damn best robot... he's loyal, and won't let you down when you really need him!

The Jawas ambushed R2, he didn't see them coming. Sneaky little turds. And he tricked Luke into letting him go and he was walking, through the desert, to drop off a message. That's a class act right there.

Plus he went into space and saved Amidala's ship, was eaten by a monster, spit out and walked it off, got the Millennium Falcon working before they were captured, fought an Ewok, and delivered the Death Star plans as promised.

Cylons have a Knight Rider dome and talk like a Commodore 64 computer game, Vincent couldn't even take on a Black Hole.

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Loyal or not, I'd put R2 down there below Twiki. And Twiki had a stuttering problem. But at least he could speak.

It's not that hard. Stephen Hawkings little 133 megahertz computer chair been doing it for 20 years now. Hell, even the cars nowadays talk to ya.

All that technology, and the little guy can't even hold a conversation.

R2 has his feet enshrined at Mann's Chinese Theater. Twiki's feet are now the bumper of a 1986 Buick Skylark.

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Fighting a stuffed teddy bear is nothing to brag about. That should be on R2's negative list. And the little guy was a sneak. He knew all along the whole Star Wars plot, that Vader was Luke's daddy, that Luke was macking on his own sister, that Obi Wan had owned him and just forgot.

Didn't mention it to anyone. Just kept his mouth shut. Oh right, he couldn't mention it to anyone, all he could do is chirp and turns his head 360 like the chick in the exorcist.


As for Black Holes, they are so powerful, light can't escape. Can't fault my man VINCENT for bending under that kind of gravity. Besides, he survived, he bypassed event horizon hell, and made it to event horizon heaven. They all did, cept the evil robot and the crazy Dr.

R2 had to keep it on the low, don't want to spill that kind of knowledge. Man, if you were in the mob you would be hung on a hook.

And he gets props for zapping an Ewok- they sucked. Even Han was hugging them. Totally lame. R2 wasn't going to gay out with an Ewok. No sir. We're talking about a tribe of teddy bears that made C3PO their god.

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Uh... I think they all are.... BUT at least R2 had a real guy inside to make him shake. Beat THAT.

Plus, you should have put Data on this list. Bungle.

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DATA?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?


DATA is a guy in a mime outfit. It would be a war crime to call him a robot. Matter of fact, Star Trek has a very poor Robot record. Very few, if any of them in the series.

All I can remember is the bad probe kind, like V-Ger, and Nomad, and crazy computers that Kirk would fry with his Captains Logic.


Don't ever remember a real robot on that show. Somebody over there, Roddenberry maybe, had a vendetta against robots.

Yeah, just a bunch of androids in that show. Harry Mudd's women.

Data, Lore, Lal, B-4, bald headed guys that are 8 feet tall and belong to Dr. Roger Korby. Himself an android.

All a bunch of androids. Not a robot one.

So the numbnuts from Black Hole is better than Data now? You're out there man, you hung a left at crazy town and kept on going. Those little robot toolboxes that Data saved were cooler than Black Hole robot.

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Robot, Android, now we're just splitting hairs.

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Actually, R2 COULD speak... it just wasn't the language of the humans. After all, C3PO could communicate with him. So, don't give me that. Luke communicated with R2, with a translator.... it CAN happen.

Yeah, and I bet R2 was a foul mouth little fellar.

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Oh, I know he was... esp to that damn gold know-it-all, C3PO.

I found one on ebay, they want 14 bucks for it. Aint bad I guess. I don't have pay pal though.


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You left out K9 from Doctor Who

Actually, that might be my bad, R2 and c3p0 both are in Raiders, on the wall. So they probably put his head up there on purpose in the Nazi fish fry scene.

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Well, I guess I have to grudgingly give R2 some props. VINCENT didn't make it into Raiders, nor Robby.


I think it was nepotism though.

I agree with Heck about Data. He should definately be on that list.

Should we count HAL 3000 as a robot? He didn't move around like those other robots, but he could talk and think and kill people.

VINCENT would smoke Hal.

Fly around that red eye thingy and put it out with one of those rounded spike weapons which hangs off his side like a future trigged out mace. Or fake feet in case his anti grav motivator fails. Either way, he would poke HAL with them.


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It was the HAL 9000? Oops, all this time I've been thinking it was the 3000. That was the version on Recess and I got 'em mixed up.

Could you put in a vote for me for HAL and Data, please?

I added them. Yeah, I think he was a 9000 model. Did you ever wind up watching 2010? He redeemed himself in that movie.


Didn't compare to the first one, but it was interesting. The book was better.

My favorites are R2 and Data. I voted for R2. I think it was so amazing how they made a robot who can not even talk express so much feeling in Star Wars. He was definitely lovable.

R2D2, and anyone who disagrees is just stewpit.

Whatever man.

It's HAL

I think HAL 9000 is the top robot. He reveals the reason that we can't go around creating robots without studying AI. The mission could not fail, so he killed anyone that would cancel that mission. It's kind of like Mastermold in the X-Men cartoon, humans want to be protected from mutants. Mutants are humans, so humans want to protected from themselves, "Now remove Senator Kelly's brain!"

No Marvin... in neither the BBC nor the recent big screen incarnation...


I don't hate you, though. I'm just not very fond of you at this particular moment in time.

What about the kid from AI? i just relised that no charater from AI is in that list

or chitty chitty bang bang?

WHIDDEN!!! you forgot Tom, the little Engine That Could

You have the big robots from outerspace from the war of the worlds .

You know I hate when people ask to add more things to be on the polls, so under 'other' I declare Bishop from Aliens as an honorable mention.

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And The Terminator.

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the only options that should be up there are

1) R2D2
2) Other

That is true, it's R2's galaxy, we're just living in it.

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Wouldnt be much of a poll then though wouldnt it?

Where have I been that I did not notice this poll?

I voted for Data. Can R2 have sex? Nope. Data did it all, he even painted.

Leave it to Sherry... mentioning a robot having sex!!!! And here I thought that would have been Heck's point.

Yes, I was surprised that Heck did not mention it, but we do know that R2 is a boy from that third wheel.

I thought it was given that Data doing the nasty with Natasha was the purpose of him being added Plus he can grow a beard, as an evil twin brother and an estranged idiot Rain Man brother, his head was left in San Francisco for centuries, and he gets drunk, laughs and cusses.

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Bender would be the second coolest robot fo sho

Nah, Crow and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000 rule them all.

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It makes my head hurt that someone voted for c3po.

uh R2D2 - is there any question? He's awesome! And he doesn't have a robot-personality, he gives attitude when he doesn't like something!!! haha i love that.

What is next on your agenda, Dave?

Ill be thinking of more ...

*cough*Kryton from Red Dwarf*cough*

Why you have to show Bishop split in half? That's MESSED up man, game over bro! GAME OVER!

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But of course, my references aren't that deep

Yeah, that was a good exchange. That movies was dope.

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Oh I loved the martian from Hitchhikers, he cracked me up with his depressing mood. haha.
Wasn't that Alan Rickman? he's the best.

Yup, Hans Gruber himself.

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Hells yeah it's the guy from Die Hard.

And what's this 'Harry Pooter/Potter' you speak of?

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Oh, you mean WILLOW with the little fruity wizard/warlock freak?



willow.... hahaha lame.

I would like to change my vote... to Vicki from Small Wonder.

Oh my damn, you just brought up Small Wonder.

Well I change my vote to Johnny 5 from Short Circuit.

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Well, real Americans don't like Harry Pooter.

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Pooter tis the devils work!!!



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shut it old man ... go put you teeth in

Damn Harold Pooter making kids into devilish heathens!

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Heavens11 is the devil?

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I thought Heavens was an old timer, not a kid.

No, Heck said the Heavens11 was the Devil ... i heard him say it

U said Heathens ... but i know you ment Heavens11 ... its what harry POTTER has done to men ... i see your evil ...

Now that you mention, it Heavens11 might be Satan. Wrong hemispere for his handle though.

Should have called himself Hells11.

Hehehe, or Hells666.

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Its all an act, a mask ... Lusifer was the brightest angel in the sky - thats why God chucked him out of heaven

Which brings us full circle. Lucifer.

The bright headed robot from BattleStar Galactica. I meant to include him but forgot.




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Dude kind of looks like Destro from GI Joe.

With a hat.

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a hat like they wear in harry potter

Who was Destro? I never got into the G.I. Joe series. Was he a robot, or just a dude in a suit. I looked him up and someone wiseacre put him in a Harry Potter robe. First pic I found, so I used it. Looks like a robot, but I don't see something like that in the G.I. Joe universe, must just be a mask.

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Look at his hands ... if he was a robot i think his hands would be metal as well

Just a dude in a mask, like Cobra Commander. But Destro had a sweet metal mask. Later he had a gold one.

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Maybe, don't recall. Just saying he wasn't a robot.

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Agreed. Cheers.