Preperation H

Flamers' Ward Forum

Not sure where to put this thread... but, since it's got the possibility of having a bit more of an adult nature in conversation, I'm putting it here, in the Flamers Ward.


Have you seen that commercial, where the guy is on the see-saw, with the kids, in the park, and each time his side goes down, he's just in agony?

Oh yeah. I saw that one. Either he is a great actor, or he has had roids at one time.

Is the "gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"?


No, that's something else.


Is it the "feminine itching" one?


No, guess not.


Oh it's the guy that can't sit on the see saw, cause his roids are itching him very badly and he needs a tube of hemorrhoidal cream. Yeah, I got ya.

Uh huh... and it drives me insane. I just want to scream... go and scratch your ass, you doofus. Man.... take better care of yourself, clean yourself, and if you get the nasty 'roids... don't sit around doing nothing. Squirt some Prep. H on your tush, and get on with life.


But damn, WHY do we have to see such things?

Check this out- I pulled a pizza out of the oven, added all my extra cheese and sauce, popped a beer, sat down on the couch about to chow down when I hear a TV commercial for something I can only paraphrase as a female junk washer for post-bathroom, douche or intimate relations. Their wording was much more adult and descriptive, to be sure. I look over at the TV and was like, "are you kidding me?" All these broads are running down a beach, hugging and all I could do was try and not puke.

Then I ate my pizza.

-HECK!

I can't believe the commercials that they make. Many times I'm like.... "I don't want to hear about this couple, with herpes!"


WHY is it necessary to have all these kinds of advertisements?

I have no idea. I mean, for junk washers or someone butt 'roidin, do they need a commercial to get them to try and fix it?

-HECK!

That's what I'm saying. Do we NEED to see the man, squirming on the see-saw? We KNOW that his ass it itching. I just wanna scream, "Go and wipe your ass, and use that cream!"

And they always have these catalog models, like homely people can sell butt cream.

-HECK!

Right... though, this guy in the Prep H commercial is NOT a model, at all.