Post a totally baseless lie about the previous poster

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Like, if Whidden had posted before me, I would say: "Whidden resents all those that add some salt to improve their beer and has thus formed the RATTASS TIT B organization."

And so on.


(Keep it unoffensive though. Only give what you can take.)

Gabo has to wear gloves when he eats marshmallows so he doesn't eat his fingers... again.

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Heck is known to cry at kleenex commercials.

Fuscia likes hairy knuckles.

-HECK!

Heck drives a VW Beetle Convertible.

I wish I did

Fuscia secretly voted for Kellie Pickler.

-HECK!

BLASPHEMY!

Heck likes to drink wine coolers.

BLASPHEMY!



Fuscia LOVES The Matrix trilogy.

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Heck watched Steel Magnolias and cried.

Fuscia was the one who interfered with that foul ball during that Cubs playoff game a few seaons ago then blamed it on the kid next to her.

http://snaggingbaseballs.mlblogs.com/the_baseball_collector/images/bartman1.jpg

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Heck hates beer!

Lawless hates Harry Potter.

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Heck! has an afro in real life, and is constantly adjusting it with his "pick".

Whidden only buys tuna with dolphin bits in it.

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Heck is a right wing, bible thumping, preacher boy, who's true goal in life is to get all people to read nothing but the 'word of god'

Kris has a laminated poster of Russel Crowe in her shower

Mr. F is really only about 4 feet tall. Fuscia towers over him like the jolly green giant.

Whidden is only 4 feet tall... though Sandy June is still shorter than him.

Gaboman sniffs airplane model glue. If he can't get that, he concentrates and inhales Gold Spray paint.

Kris once met, and slept, with Richard Simmons.

Dave asked Richard Simmons for sloppy seconds, and Richard gave him what he asked for!

Kris taught my son how to make fart noises with his armpit

Ron might be tall, but it's the only thing BIG about him!!!!






*runs off to hide... fast*

Lawless's house is made of gingerbread.

Grant has been known to expose himself to blind people. Yep, he is guilty of mopery.

Lawless is a secret George Bush lover.

Sandy June likes taking out the trash.

Whidden is in love with taking out the trash!

Fuscia is moving to India to become a belly dancer.

Sandy June's birth name was actually June Sandy. She changed it to protect her identity.

June Sandy

gaboman works for the net control police.

Sandy June wrote the screenplay for Titanic.

Grant was involved with a puppy mill, and made millions... and now lives in a mansion, with kitties that he uses for kitty porn!

Heck! shaves his chest hair, but he does not throw it away. He weaves it into rope.

And yes, he sometimes smokes it.

Whidden doesn't really drink beer... unless the word "root" appears before it. He can't stand the other stuff.

The last time I saw Kris was in a small cafe in Paris. She slinked in wearing a tight black evening dress, her long blonde hair flowing in the spring air. Immediately our eyes met, I was drawn to her like a moth to a flame. As we embraced her long red painted nails clawed at my back. ''No , we shouldnt'' I said. ''We shant, we shant!'' she said , pushing me away while still grasping my manly chest. ''It has to be this way'', I said longingly. ''I know'', she said , holding back the tears.

I ordered another martini as I watched her pause at the doorway, then without saying a word she was gone. I felt little solace knowing we will always have the Chateau De Troit.

Let me recover and I will be back with a little "something" about Ron!!!

I went over to Ron and Sherry's, because it was her birthday. I had a cake all ready to present to her, when suddenly, Ron came up behind me, and pinched my ass. He thought it was funny... but I didn't. So, I let him know it!!!


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I told him you were going to put a hurting on him. Who knew Ron could write cheesey stuff? I didn't even have to help him write that.


Kris is the founding member and president of the Russell Crowe fan club.

Kris's ride is sitting on dubs.

Gabofeller makes candles from his ear wax.

Whizzles uses a proprietary blend of herbs and flowers for his bathwater.

Grant is a slave trader in Taiwan.

Kris lives on an Ancient Indian Burial Ground

Grant is the model for garden gnomes.

Sherry posed for Penthouse magazine... and that's where Ron found her.

Kris is actually the ice cream woman.

Sherry is a Keebler elf.

Kris visits a psychic each week.

Sherry is that psychic

Kris is a nun.

When the movie, "Pretty Woman" came out... Sherry was the 'inspiration' for it.

Kris is one of the trampoline jumping girls on the Man Show.

Sherry stuffs her bra, daily... she's completely flat chested.

Kris has a really big tattoo of cookie monster on her back.

Sherry carries a packet of 'chew' in her back pocket, at all times. She is addicted to the stuff.

Kris loves to wear pink frilly aprons.

Kris dated Bigfoot back in highschool.

lickety split runs an illegal hamster breeding shop

Fuscia hides pictures of Keanu Reeves under her bed.

Pippin has pictures of Fuscia under her bed!

Lawless hides picture of fuscia under other people's beds.

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Heck puts naked pictures, of himself, in the mail, and sends them out to all the football teams in the NFL!

Hahaha, yeah, I'm trying out for tight end

Lawless rushed the stage at a WAM concert in 1988 and was slapped by George Michael.

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THAT'S why I'm gay! He slapped the hetro outta me!


Heck was in charge of the pyro technics during that Pepsi commercial for Michael Jackson. It's HIS fault that Michael caught on fire.

It's a joke from an episode of Friends, Chandler was the one who rushed the stage at the concert

Lawless was in charge of Jane Jackson's wardrobe two Super Bowl's ago.

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Well, if I was in charge of Janet Jackson's wardrobe, it wouldn't have happened!


Heck gets all his writing material off of the internet. Nothing is original from him.

That tears it.

Lawless has two accounts here, she is also known as Curley Joe.

-HECK!

Are you TRYING to make Whidden hate me? That's messed up!!


Heck is known to pound more than sand!!!

Lawless voted for George Bush, twice, and for Gary Coleman during the Cali recall election.

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Heck killed his last roommate, over a disagreement on toilet paper.

Haha, no but we did get into a fight over it once...

Lawless doesn't know who's burried in Grant's Tomb.

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Heck tricked a 10 year old into jumping off a bridge to follow a rainbow.

Lawless beats up mall Santa's in front of kids.

-HECK!

HECK only drinks every other first wednesday.

Sayzak is in a polka band.

Sherry tells the truth only on Thursday. But only on the first Thursday after the second Monday of each month.

Lawless has only lied once, when asked if she always tells the truth.



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Heck was arrested for cow tipping, because he thought that it was cow Stripping!!!

Lawless pays HECK 10 cents an hour to braid her armpit hair. Talk about slave labour!

Lickety Split is canadian.

sorry, that was below the belt. Sorry again.

Whidden saw Brokeback Mountain ten times. He then went out and found his own cowboy. Poor Sandy June.

Lickety is Canadian WHizzle.

Whizzle drinks beer without salt!

I got skipped!



Wait... that's good, right?



Sherry is working, behind the scenes, to help Hillary run in 2008.

Kris owns a No Spin Zone mug.

I DO NOT! That's an outright LIE!!!



Sherry isn't really married to Ron. It's actually Dawn. Yes, a couple of rainbow flag, lovin' lesbo's....

I'm keep getting you Kris...sorry but...

Lawless eats deodorant bars for fresh breath!

Lickety got that name because of doing splits for anyone who asked!

Lawless is having a steamy love affair with Gabriel in Mideavil New Zealand.

Sandy June is in the midst of a sex change operation... and will soon surface as Sean Kelly.

Lawless can operate dinner utensils with her toes.

Sayzak only eats Spam & Cottage Cheese sandwiches.

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Heck used to live in NY City with Marc Flemming, where they both posed as women.

Lawless wouldn't know what to do with Xena if she got her, she would sit on the end of the bed and talk all night.

Whidden owns a pirate costume!


*runs off to hide

Sherry likes her men completely flamboyant... with limp wrists, and walking with an extreme swish!!!!

Kris hates lobster and believes they all should be set free.

*passes out* Zoooot alore



Sherry is really a red neck, hilly billy... who lives in a trailer, with only three wheels. The fourth having been taken, is not held up by a pile of teeth.

Kris has a beehive hair do and breeds french poodles.

Sherry hates the Harry Potter books.... and thinks that anyone who reads them is going to hell. She also runs the Anti-HarryPotter.com website, and is known to wear a tshirt that says, "Death To Harry"

Oh my God! Lawless killed Kenny!

Pulse wears a lot of pink and carries a parasol. She reminds me of Scarlett O'hara.
"Whatever will I do" Here she is in her party dress.
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Sandy June beat me up and took the tickets that I had to see Wicked.

Kris hates to read.

Fuscia puts bonnets on her 'nanners and sings them to sleep every night.

Pulse has a collection of snail shells.

Fuscia didn't mind so much when Dumbledore died.

Pippin wants to date Dudley.

Pippin is Canadian.

Whidden doesn't even really like beer.

Pippin has 4 toes. Total.

So she has two toes on each foot.

Whidden paints his toe nails pink

Pippin's hair is processed, packaged and sold as dental floss.

gaboman is really a Brit who moonlights as Austin Powers....shag me baby...work that mojo....Oh yeahhhh....baybay!

Lickety_split is an alien.

There is no Dave. Sandy June is really Whizzle.

Sherry doesn't really like Taylor Hicks. But, he's paying her, and others of the Soul Patrol, to get him votes.

Lawless really doesn't like Xena, but loves Hercules.

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Heck was caught breaking into the Cracker Jack company. He had gone there to steal all the little 'surprises' inside the boxes, from the children.

Kris is a former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

Sherryzod eats her buggars.

-HECK!

Heck wears barbie underwear.

Sherryzod wears dirty underwear.



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Heck is a vegetarian

now that was mean and untrue.

Heck drives a VW Beetle convertible.

Sherry uses Hooked on Phonics, because she has trouble reading.

Heck is the president of the Culture Club fan group.

That tears it.

Sherryzod eats nothing but Hot Pockets.

-HECK!

Hey that is a good idea! I'll have a lean pocket for lunch.

Heck's idea of a party is chocolate milk and cookies.

Wish I had a Hot Pocket now, dammit.

Sherryzod loves traffic jams on the freeway.

-HECK!

See what you started! What if there is not Hot Pocket in my freezer? You should do a Hot Pocket survey.


Heck wears a speedo on the beach.

Like what your favorite Hot Pocket it or how it's the greatest thing ever?

Man, illuminate DVR'd this comedy bit from a dude named Jim Gaffaghan who went off on Hot Pockets. It was great.

Anyway, back to businesss...

Sherryzod thinks Gigli was the best movie she has ever seen in her life.

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Favorite hot pocket. We can have a hot pockets rule thread another day.

Hmmm Heck camped out to get tickets for Larry the Cable Guys movie.

Sherry picketed Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Lawless has OCD and spends all day counting dust mites. When she runs out of her own, she starts counting everyone else's. She also has a pet Dust Bunny

Pulse has had several one night stands with different guys on INReview.

Totally baseless lie huh? Well here goes...

Lawless wants me...bad!

Invisible is Clays gay lover... but, pretends to be a female, online, to keep the truth from coming out.

Lawless is pregnant with Bob Dole's baby.

Sandy June has a mustache, and shaves it everyday. Wait, no, that's untrue,

she never shaves that sucker.

Hey, that is too close to being true.

David has long curly arm pit hair.

Sandy June is a biker chick.

Sherryzod dances like Napolean Dynamite.

lickety_split looks like Napolean Dynamite.

Sayzak is the real host of "Wheel of Fortune".

Pulse has never missed an episode of The Price is Right.

Pippin has fantasies of little furry toed midgets sitting under mushrooms

Pulse is an elderly widow who watches soap operas all day and sings old show tunes to neighbors.

Sandy June is a washed out child of a rock star, who spent all of her daddy's money on crack.

Lawless is currently spending a lot of time in therapy since Fuscia came over and murdered one of her Dust Bunnies.

Pulse had a number 1 hit with "Dur Dur d'être Bébé! (It's Tough to Be a Baby)" when she was 1 year old.

Gaboman was the first Pokemon.

lickety_split tastes like a big 'nanner

with ice cream and carmel syrup.

Pulse peed the bed last night.

brochu13 has to attend therapy and take medication because he/she/it has HORRIBLE roadrage.

Pulse pronounces hors d'oeuvres like it's spelled.

Pippin is a three legged cat, and has a stump for a tail... who happened to learn to type, and understand how to communicate with written word.

Pippin has a gigantic (about the size of a tennis ball) pimple on her left butt cheek.

Pulse is jealous of my gigantic butt pimple and wishes she had one of her own.

Pippin's gigantic butt pimple is her best friend. She talks to it

Pulse named hers Buddy and reads to it.