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Posted by: gaboman

Take the test



Apparently, with all my crimes and stuff, I'm eligable for 86.5 years in gaol and perhaps a 2000 buck fine.


We all know Dekka's gonna kill this one, but let's just see how close to him we can possibly get.

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Posted by: Lawless

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

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Posted by: Lawless

Well, I guess we know a lawful citizen when we see one!

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Posted by: fuscia

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 15 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed



Man I am NEVER going to live in the UK. You get busted for all types of Nekkid stuff there.

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Posted by: Dekka00

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £7000

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Posted by: Dekka00

Look at KJ, dang.

With a name like "Lawless" what do you expect haha.

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Posted by: Dekka00

I can't believe people thought I was a scallywag or whippersnapper or whatever.

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Posted by: HECK!

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000

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Dammit, I am never moving to the UK.

-HECK!

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Posted by: Lawless

Damn, I'm a really bad criminal. But, I did a lot in my youth that I'm not proud of.

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Posted by: Whidden

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

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Posted by: gaboman

How'd I get so many years in Prison, but get let off with a fine less than everyone elses? That's just not right...

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Posted by: Dekka00

probably the crimes you've committed aren't worth very much money.

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Posted by: Sayzak

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

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Posted by: peregr!n

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000


Bad, bad me...

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Posted by: fuscia

PIP! 26 years? Eh that's not to bad for a Harry hater.

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Posted by: HECK!

I think it is 26 years in prison for Harry hatin' in England.

-HECK!

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Posted by: lickety_split

My results:

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 41.5 Potential fine: £4500

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Posted by: simco

you know, if there had been some kind of time frame that had been mentioned in those questions, I wouldn't have gotten ANY prison time or fines! Alas, here's what I got....

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

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Posted by: Pippin

Upstanding

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

Wow, that's a lot for an upstanding citizen

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Posted by: gaboman

What's wrong with you all? Goodie-two-shoes...

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Posted by: Lawless

I'm still the bad seed in the bunch. ROTTEN TO THE CORE!

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Posted by: gaboman

I don't think you got as much gaol time as me, though, did you? What's with that...

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Posted by: Pippin

quote:
Whidden said this in post #10 :
In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0


Wait a minute, Whidden. You've never seen a naked mannequin? Or punched someone? Those were two offenses on the list that I thought everyone had committed
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Posted by: Lawless

quote:
gaboman said this in post #1 :
Take the test

Apparently, with all my crimes and stuff, I'm eligable for 86.5 years in gaol and perhaps a 2000 buck fine.




quote:
Lawless said this in post #2 :


Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000




Nope, I got 121 years, and you got 86.5
I've been bad in my life...
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Posted by: Invisible

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

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Posted by: gaboman

quote:
Lawless said this in post #24 :
Nope, I got 121 years, and you got 86.5
I've been bad in my life...
Yeah, but we all expected that already
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Posted by: brochu13

Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £9500

Not that bad all things considered.

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Posted by: Pulse

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Oh goody. This means that I'm safe if I ever decide to visit England :P I'm glad that I'm not Welsh or Scottish though

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Posted by: illuminate

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £7000

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Stinky, I'm too much of a goodie two shoes it seems. BUT MAN WHAT A FINE?

UK has a deal with nekkid peeps, what's that about?

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Posted by: Nymphadora

I'm dubious

i figured someone else would have gotten it so i didn't get the details. aybe i'll take it again and see if i get the same thing

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Posted by: Nymphadora

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed

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