| Easy as pie, my list barely changes. It made a drastic change last year however when Sandra Bullock, ten time entrant on my list, was summarily dismissed for marrying that douchey biker dingus.
The current list is as follows:
1. Jennifer Aniston
She's hotness. Has been in the top two for a while but was promoted once she was newly single and seemingly got shafted by her man.
2. Angelina Jolie
The perennial go-to for many, myself included. I make no apologies, she's hottness and I'd tap that like Ben Vareen.
3. Carmen Electra
Kind of has that slutty rock chick vibe, seems like you can drink with her as much as you can run around in the sheets. Plus she can take a punch. Good times.
4. Nicole Kidman
Need to class up the list, and you gotta love those red heads. She has an accent too. Dropped down the list for being with a country music star, but what can you do.
5. Dolly Parton
Don't laugh. At one point Elvira was on my list. Dolly isn't long for this list, but as Carson once said, "I'd give about a year's pay to take a peek under that dress."
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