The "How ignorant is Kellie" game!

American Idol: Season 5 Forum

Okay... another little game here for the AI fans.

Kellie has been 'playing' pretty ignorant/stupid... and I think that it pisses a lot of people off, while others think that it's just cute.

So, to have a little time waster, I was thinking about doing a little game using Kellie... tossing little comments out about her.

Kellie is sooooooooo ignorant, that when she had a plate of buffalo wings in front of her, she started picking them up and trying to fly with them.

Kellie is so stupid when she goes to a movie that says under 18 not admitted, she goes to get 17 of her friends.

-HECK!

Kellie is so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new.

-HECK!

Kellie is so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Kellie is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

Kellie is so stupid she want to a drawbridge and took out a pencil and paper.

Kellie is so stupid she studied for a drug test.

Kellie is so stupid if she spoke her mind she’d be speechless.

Kellie is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Kellie is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Kellie is so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Kellie is so stupid She went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World Left" so she went home.

Kellie got stabbed in a shoot out.

-HECK!

Kellie is so dumb she fell in love and broke her foot.

-HECK!

Kellie just got a moving violation. She told the officer "but the sign said No u turn, so I did"

Kellie is so ignorant that she thought a Q tip had to do with stocks.

When kellie ate her first salmon, she asked where the legs were because she heard they ran.

Kellie is so stupid.

That's it.

-HECK!

Kellie is so dumb that when her date blew in her ear, she replied " Thanks for the refill!"

Kellie is so dumb that her grandpa still gets a special tax deduction for her.

Kellie is so stupid that she went to an anitque store and asked "what's new".

Kellie is so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Kellie is so ignorant, that when Ryan Seacrest said "..it's time to say goodbye to Pickler...", Kellie replied, "Goodbye Pickler!"