Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri
Apr 18, 6:12 PM EST
The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES -- The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed "TomKat" by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.
The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.
The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.
The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed.
It's the first child for Holmes, 27, and the first biological offspring for Cruise, 43. Cruise has a daughter and son from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.
Details surrounding the birth, which was planned under the tenets of the Church of Scientology as a silent procedure, weren't disclosed.
And then the baby was abducted by its alien father....
Katie Holmes, fiancee of Tom Cruise gave birth at 7:00 on a Tuesday night at the church of Scientology center. The couple have named their girl, Suri which means princess in Hebrew.
As he was driving down to the Scientology center, a cameraman asked if Katie had given birth, he said. "No, Xenu has given birth". When the cameraman insisted that it was Katie that was giving birth to their child, he punched him in the face. He then said, "You don't know psychology, I do! If you want to be a mean bully, I'll have Xenu have fix you a can of whoop ***! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Tom Cruise drove away and gave the cameraman the finger.
hazel_dragoneye said this in post #2 : Katie Holmes, fiancee of Tom Cruise gave birth at 7:00 on a Tuesday night at the church of Scientology center. The couple have named their girl, Suri which means princess in Hebrew.
Ummmmmmm, I'm in California, where the child was born, and it's not even 6pm here. How was the kid born over an hour away from now?
You know, it's going to be FUNNY AS HELL if Katie ends up with that post-depression, and needs some meds to get her through it, and Tom ends up eating his words.
I wonder if there's any chance these two will go out of the limelight for the next few decades, is there?
I couldn't not give two turds less about them reproducing. I am glad their baby is healthy and all that, but I wish they would take a clue from Andrew McCarthy and fade away.
Lawless said this in post #7 : You know, it's going to be FUNNY AS HELL if Katie ends up with that post-depression, and needs some meds to get her through it, and Tom ends up eating his words.
but there is no way that he would let her take meds. He is a "healer" now according to his wacko beliefs.
All right that is it. We need an intervention. Kris, get the handcuffs, Whizzle the van, I'll get the booze and the tape of Tom on Oprah. It's not going to be pretty, but it has to be done.
fuscia said this in post #16 : All right that is it. We need an intervention. Kris, get the handcuffs , Whizzle the van, I'll get the booze and the tape of Tom on Oprah. It's not going to be pretty, but it has to be done.
Handcuffs? Got 'em. Along with the riding crop, my set of floggers, the gag ball, and a few other things that shall teach him what is right, and what is WRONG!!!
I find it odd that Tom could not have kids with Mimi Rogers, who he divorced because of that...and then she had kids of her own with someone else. He couldnt have children with Kidman...yet all of a sudden he has a biological kid with Holmes?
Somehow I tend to think this is not his biological child just from his past experiences of not being able to have one of his own with two other women...
Not that there is anything wrong with that...but I dont for one minute think this is his kid. I could be wrong though.
Tom has turned out to be a freakish figure in the Hollywierd scene.
mystic said this in post #24 : I find it odd that Tom could not have kids with Mimi Rogers, who he divorced because of that...and then she had kids of her own with someone else. He couldnt have children with Kidman...yet all of a sudden he has a biological kid with Holmes?
Somehow I tend to think this is not his biological child just from his past experiences of not being able to have one of his own with two other women...
Not that there is anything wrong with that...but I dont for one minute think this is his kid. I could be wrong though.
Tom has turned out to be a freakish figure in the Hollywierd scene.
I've been saying that since we heard she was prego!! It's just a bit too strange. He's got enough money to have paid someone off, in a VERY huge way, to make this happen.
Okay, see, Katie looks brainwashed in that picture alone! I think this Tom Cruise that we know is gonna rip off his face (like he did in Mission Impossible) and it's gonna be some alien in disguise. The old Tom Cruise just wasn't this BIZARRO!
I just want to say that Suri is absolutely ADORABLE! I can't believe all that hair. And those eyes. So pretty. She definitely looks like both Tom AND Katie.
Okay... they do sorta look alike! But, who cares.... it's all about Suri.
I can't stand Tom... he's a nut, and it's going to take a lot for me to like the guy, personally. Then again, I won't be hangin' out with him, so it doesn't matter.
He sure does make a cute kid though... great genes.
What a beautiful baby! Wow! Those eyes. I hope they stay that color. Does look like they put a wig on that baby. I know they didn't but man it looks like it. What a head of hair. No doubt she will be a beauty.
Somewhere in America the (insert name of any Native American tribe here) is missing a mop-haired 4 month old baby girl! Give Suri back to her people! Cute baby though...
Did he go to medical school... or was this "power" bestowed upon him from the aliens mother ship, out in the vast universe?
Good point there, illuminate. It was probably alien time.
