INFlames Awards! (Members Served: 2)

Flamers' Ward Forum

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Welcome, one and all, to the INFlames Awards.

Started by the pioneers of INReview, the INFlames Awards put a spotlight on the very best flames, rips, caps, burns and/or zingers on this place. It also salutes the knuckleheads, goofballs, dingbats and those who fall prey to the brain fart.

I have resurrected this idea and it's cocked, locked and ready to rock.

I will scour the board, searching for worthy candidates and show winning posts here. What's your prize? Nothing. But you will know posts that have received the award because they'll be branded like so: http://www.xonelabs.com/inreview/FlamingINBullet.jpg

You can nominate posts buy sending me a PM or posting a *link* here (don't quote it). I will give it due consideration... or completely ignore it.

Remember, this isn't a "You're Momma" joke contest. Calling someone an ******* or dickweed isn't going to cut it.

Get crackin' people.

Make me proud

-HECK!

post #3 of this thread, by Preston Likely. Dude was cracking on my guy, but still, he worded it very nicely.


http://www.inreview.com/showthread....=371#post624465

The INFlames Award council says

Still looking for worthy candidates...

-HECK!

hmmm....

i'm finna have to start ripping on some people.

or i may just get really lazy and quit.

wait, where is that one thread where i posted that gif that said, "i'm so glad you posted!"

that was pretty funny. at least to me.

Better gets to cappin'.

-HECK!

Now I think Mr. F deserves one for crackin' on his own wife and an admin as well as sticking it to another member of the board.

http://www.inreview.com/topic-35651.html

I think that was one of the BEST threads, EVER, in all of INReview history.

I also think Dekka's Poll that wasn't a poll was funny.

http://www.inreview.com/topic-33547.html

These are currently under review of the INFlames Superior Executive Council and a ruling will be made soon.

-HECK!

I love it HECK! Very professional.

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While I've been to known to kick a few back before jumping into the INR pool, my old pal Dekka has made it an art form. One fateful night he decided to post a thread called 'Dekka Poll' stating the following:

Dekka has received the award from Heck! and co.
I have set up the title, and the icon, onto his acct.

Congrats Dekka, you've earned it!

Congrats Dekka.

Hey? It's too bad he didn't get this award on Nekkid Day. It would have been fitting.

Well, it's still within the week of it, right?

true

hey! who changed my avatar

what's going on?

thank you for participating in this poll.

Check the INFlames Awards muchacho.

-HECK!

He IS in the INFlame Awards, Heckler! I think that he knows.. but, wanted to play around with us!!!

Awww that was cute.

I'm glad it went to Dekka and not Preston Likely. No one deserved this award more than that poor drunken South Carolinian. Or North Carolinian, whichever state he lives in.

West Virginian?


I dunno. I do know about the drunken rants though. That stuff is easily provable.

That is the magic of the INFlame's Award...

-HECK!

More nominees?

-HECK!

This is a good idea HECK. I'm enjoying reading the threads.

Alright, sense we're getting a puss reaction to this awesome thread, I hearby procliam the following:

Former InFlame's Award winner's nominate the next person, and therinthroughandagain the idol is passed.

Thereforehereandthereandtrue, Dekka, it is up to you. In other words, pick the next ****** for nomination.

-HECK!

therebyreleasingyourselffromanyliabilityrelatedtot
hefailureofthisthread.

Woo, I had to type that sentence with spaces, then delete spaces out later... what's with that? I can't type without hitting that damn spacebar.

Fine, then Gabo or Dekk has the next vote. Whoever posts first wins. Begin.

-HECK!

Okay, I'm finally getting around to doing this.

the Bronze Award goes to a thread entitled '50' started by tweety028.

http://www.inreview.com/topic-26646.html

One of the many threads from the rap forums about someone getting way to worked up over who is good and who isn't. People take personal offense if you dis their favorite rapper. It's hilarious. The thread then descended into 42 pages of off topic gibberish.




the Silver Award goes to a thread called 'I H8 Those Dam Yellows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?' started by Schultz

http://www.inreview.com/topic-19771.html

this gem of a thread started out with the post

quote:

Schultz said this in post #1 : ***in crawlin around in the corridoors like they own the place. I am so sick of wearing the same clothes everyday that ***in green jacket! Everytim e i walk, hes there, everytime i run, hes ***in there! WTF? Just let me change in to what i really am, i dont even like green, infact it comes last in the whole scheme. I just want to put my ***in point forward without being criminalised for what i am, this is me ***in take it or leave it! This has to stop, right here right now!

I still have no idea wtf he was talking about after 41 pages of mulling over it, but I laughed my ass off for sure.





but my successor to the INFLAMES AWARD will have to go to our ole pal Mahesh, even though he isn't with us anymore. This thread is from back in the Matrix days, when we were all newbies. He got upset at me once for digging it up, but since he's not here anymore, please turn your attention to Exhibit A...

http://www.inreview.com/showthread....ight=forum+user

quote:

adityamahesh said this in post #1 : There is an *******, ****ed up, son of a *****, mother****er, dumbass, bloody mutha****er I cant-say-how-foolish-and-idiotic that guy is, I mean the son of a *****, that bloody (hindi/urdu swear-words now) chutiya, harami, behenchod, madarchod, ullu-ka-patha, behen-ka-loda, chutiye-ka-patha, gaandu, kameena, harami-ka-pilla, kambakht, kutta, son-of-an-******* in the matrix forum who has pissed me off once too many. DIE MUTHER****ER, DIE AND DON'T EVER POST THERE AGAIN YOU SON-OF-A-***** MUTHER****ING *******. I can't type anymore......

Oh, man. That cat had a lot of rage in him. Fortunately, he was able to channel that rage into the piece of art that was that post. I applaud him. ...I'm guessing he can't hear me.

But I'm confused. If the winner of the INFlames award is no longer with us, who nominates the next one/three?

woops, I fudged it up i guess

start a thread about why doncha?

'Tis cool, if the winner isn't an active member, I'll bestow the honor onto another.

-HECK!

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And the next award goes to...