which redneck would you rather hang out at a bar with?

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Pick yer redneck.

I just watched both Blue Collar movies on Sunday, Comedy Central was playing them back to back. I admit, before I watched it I thought it was lame. But I laughed my silly ass off. Ron White is the best, he does his set with a smoke and a drink. Excellent. I like Engvall a little better than Larry and Foxworthy, but they are all pretty damn funny. At the end when they all sit there and just talk crap is great.

But Ron gets my vote, he's a dude.

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I know it is stupid, but I laugh my butt off at that stuff every time.

The other option can be for our resident redneck.

Whidden?

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Isnt Rodney a redneck?

Hey I bet some of ya'll are rednecks and don't even realize it.

I'm for Larry the Cable Guy, He's got my vote. I think he would be a lot of fun but all in all you need more than one. So why not have them all. That would be a hoot.

If it ever comes on again Bill Engval hosted a home makeover special, it was a Mobile Home Makeover but it was actually a good show. They made over this familys single wide trailer into a double wide. They had 6 kids in a trailer. Mom and dad had a room the 3 girls had a room and the 3 boys slept in the living room.

Oh who was the redneck that made the poll? OTHER, there are only 4 of them so where does other come into play???? LOL

You must be a REDNECK if,,,,,

I doubt im a redneck ... im English, Upper middle class and do go in fo that sort of thing

Ron White is hilarious.

apparantly sometimes i start to sound like a redneck after a few drinks

I sound like a drunk Larry The Cable Guy after a few.

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hahahahha i could barely understand what that guy was saying. I think that added to the comedy

Totally. He's dirty south funny.

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Oh and how many of these can you answer? No cheating!

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the call letters for the radio station that carries "The Grand Ol'Opry"?
23) Where would you grow those yellow onions?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?
26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?"
31) What color is your John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What do you harvest when you plant "shade"?

I knew two. I think that's pretty good

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Didnt understand half the stuff ... and i know i ain't a redneck ... Ive seen Shows like Rodney, there rednecks, and im not one of them

The scary thing is, I think my mom could answer a bunch of those questions.

Whidden has claimed to be a redneck before. He has honorary status.

Hey! My mom got a 9!

I got 4.

Now I'm not saying I'm a redneck but I knew the answer to these

2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?
9) What is a chigger?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?
26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
31) What color is your John Deere?


I was close on this one
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

Hey do you know what Knee High by the Fourth of July refers to?

I knew these:

9) What is a chigger?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?

The only one I have seen is Jeff Foxworthy....not really fond of Redneck men.

And that is why Whidden does not qualify as a "Redneck," but he is a country bumpkin.

I'm more of a backwoods hick. Not the kind from Deliverence, though my teeth are about like that, but I don't mess with people on canoe trips and stuff.


No, if someone from Pop culture comes to mind, I'm like Cooter or Cletus from the Dukes of Hazzard. Just a happy slow taking weirdo, who like old cars and trucks, grins a lot, is kind of oily, has a dog, and likes to play tunes on the jukebox down at the Boars Nest. Something like Freebird.


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Ever been to the Ozarks Whidden?

As a kiddy country bumpkin we camped in northern Arkansas...fished on the White River...saw a huge water snake...

and when I got home, I found a big red tick on my back.

Call me a hick with a tick I don't care....I'm still high bred...

I have bad teeth, live in Appalachia, and slur many of my words together.

My momma is dark-skinned and curley haired... yet all of her relatives live in the boondocks and grow corn and beans and tomatoes (and they are good)

call me what ye will

I think you get bonus points if you actually eat vienna sausage too.

The only reason I knew some of the answers is because my mom is from Missouri. She is not a redneck, but more of a hick like Dave.