The Bold and the Beautiful

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Does anyone else watch this soap? I do, but I hate the boards for it. They are so mean.

..... oh you're one of THOSE mothers




how mean are those boards? Let's make a "I hate the BATB MB" thread "because they were mean to fuscia"

Oh Grant! They are not mean to me! They just rag on the characters all the time. They call them names like

Satanie=Stephanie
Sleazerteaser=brooke

It gets annoying that they get so mad over a character.

Well, Bold and the Beautiful is a daily soap... and I mean... it takes up, what? an hour of their day every day... that's like 1/24th of their day. minus the sleeping hours its probably more like 1/16... an hour for eating... 1/15... two hours for preparing meals 1/13th ... half an hour for the dishes... 1/12.5... another half an hour for bathroom and women stuff... 1/12... 2 hours for bathing, make up, hair, lotioning...... 1/10th... an hour for pleasing their husbands... 1/9... (which usually only ends up being 10 minutes, in reality). An hour of washing, an hour of changing nappies... 1/7... half an hour of vacuuming, half an hour for pleasing the pool boy, Ricardo... 1/6... half an hour for preparing lunches for kids, and half an hour sending them off to school.... 1/5... an hour down at the school because their son was suspended for looking up the girls' skirts... 1/4... an hour shopping for the day's groceries... 1/3... an hour on the Bold and the Beautiful Message Board, and an hour for making up names for the characters ... and there you have it...1/1 - Bold and the Beautiful is pretty much their whole day.

It is only a half hour soap. I do the dishes and make the kids beds during commercial breaks.

Multi tasking! Just like I am posting here and posting my lame pirate tales on another board.

Those hardcore BATB fans wont leave during the ads, out of fear they'll miss the first few seconds when the ads are over...

I was just looking for someone on this board to talk about B & B with, but now you are going to make me out to be a hater. Don't be a hater Grant.

Okay... so tell me about Stephanie's issues at the moment? Is she acting all... Satan-y or something?

She is the mom who gets into your business no matter what you think. She faked a heart attack to manipulate her son into picking which wife, the new one or the one returned from the dead.

I'd prefer the one that isn't decomposed myself

Though if the son's gonna pick a wife from whether or not his mom/mum has a heart-attack, he deserves to end up with a corpse.

Right? Right? High Five anyone? Anyone? Ahhh... fine

Nope. He belongs with the slut wife who was married to his dad and his brother. She has a small kid with him, and the returned wife has teenagers with him. Pick the slut!

whoever's got the bigger rack, I guess.

Though its uncool if she'd been with his bro and dad... it'll almost be like third-party incest

Well if it were only rack size....

The show is full of incest type stuff. Hell, we should just write a soap here at INR. I think we could do at least as good of a job as they do.

That topic creeps me out more than anything