New and exciting game- Kicked In The Junk!

Flamers' Ward Forum

I have created the newest online sensation since sliced Internet bread- the quiz show called Kicked In The Junk!

Here are the rules:

You will be asked a series of questions- red questions and blue questions (there is no political or gang innuendo here.) Depending on which color you get more, then that determines how many times you might need to be.. wait for it... Kicked In The Junk!

Ready? Let's play!

(Remember, write down how many red and blue questions you get right. And this is obviosly an honor system- if you use a search engine, book or ask someone for the answer, that's a forfeit so you automatically get the worst Kick In The Junk!)

Name the three branches of the United Stated Government.

Name the three demonations of Chicken McNuggets.

Name six planets in our solar system

Name the six 'Friends'

What is Jonah Salk famous for?

What is Jessica Simpson's husband and sister's name?

Name the main colors of your state flag.

Name the main colors of the Carl's Jr. logo.

What are three of the 8 Wonders Of The Ancient World?

What are the names of three American Idol winners?

What kind of animal went into space first?

What kind of animal does Paris Hilton mostly carry around ?

What was a flight number from any plane that has crashed on U.S. soil, ever.

What was the flight number from the plane on Lost.

What is Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter named?

What is Anjelina Jolie's son named?

What are the first two Amendments to the Constitution?

What are the first two rules of Fight Club?

Okay, that is enough for now. Tally up your score!

If you have more red questions correct than blue, than no Junk Kick for you! However, if it's close, don't be happy.

A tie = graze of the Junk.

If you answered more blue than red, than considered your junk kicked. Subtract the two and that's how many times you are Kicked In The Junk!

Thanks for playing!



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Yeah, I didn't think you would be

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Red = 7

Blue = 5

I gave myself an extra red, cause I don't have a state flag. Plus I don't wanna be kicked in the junk, yo.

Yeah, no state flag is a Kick In The Junkable offense.

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what is your junk? Do women have junk?

I had seven red, six blue.

I got zero red and zero blue, because I lightly skimmed the post.

I just wanted to see Pop Culture vs. Human Culture in action.

And Dave, consider your Junk kicked for a 0-0 tie.

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oh man........


now my junk hurts.

how sad, i get kicked in the junk,

i guess i should pick up a newspaper over that entertainment weekly:

7 red, 8 blue.

If you kick Chuck Norris in the nuts, YOU will be rendered sterile and impotent.

Chuck Norris is the Junk. I scoff at Walker, Texas Ranger.

He's a boot kicking sissy pants and I would be on him like a hobo on a ham sammich.

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Red = 8

Blue = 4

I might have 7 red, but that's because I don't know if I should accept the fruit fly or monkey as the first animal sent into space. I think I'll choose monkey because I don't class insects as animals dspite the fact that they are in the kingdom animalia.

What If I can only get one rule of fight club? Do I get half a point? Is the second rule the same as the first rule?
I can only think of one Ancient Wonder of the World I can think of what another two Wonders were and picture them in my mind, but I can't recall their actual names? Does that count? Can I get half a point there?
Did Clay Aiken win Idol or was he a runner up?

You're best off not knowing the fight club rules or the American Idol winners (though I can tell you Clay Aiken was runner up, beaten out by Ruben Studdard.... not... not that I care or nuttin'). Unless you want to get kicked in the junk.

I knew the seven wonders of the world, but I only remember three of them. I always remember the pyramid, lighthouse, and statue of Zeus.

I never remember stuff like the hanging gardens, but I don't think I'll forget that one anymore. The other three are not that simple to remember.

Here they are for those that don't know.

• the Great Pyramid of Giza
  
• the Hanging Gardens of Babylon
  
• the Statue of Zeus at Olympia
  
• the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
  
• the Mausoleum of Maussollos at Halicarnassus
  
• the Colossus of Rhodes
  
• the Lighthouse of Alexandria

I might have put 8 Wonders, meant 7. And I should have said denominations of McNuggets, like how many there are. I had a few beer when I wrote this Guess I have some junk kickage coming.

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jonah salk: cured polio
branches of gov in the US: legislative, executive, and judicial
mcnuggets: no idea either. Could be 6, 9, and 20 (that's what it is here)
flight number from a plane crash: could be any.
lost flight number: 815
dick cheney's daughter: elizabeth? He has more than one though, right?
first two amendments: the first amendment and the second amendment
the first being about the government not interfering with religion, the second being the right to bust a cap in the King of England's ass.

non-Americans are sub-human, so us Great And Wonderful Americans just ignore the rest of y'all's posts.


oh yeah, I am the 8th Wonder of the World, so Heck's original posting was accurate.

You know why I probably did it? This is lame, but as a kid, I watched wrestling WWF style. Andre The Giant was called the 8th Wonder of the World. Then they called that dumb broad Chyna the 9th Wonder, so in my faded haze I forgot about the extra wonder that was Andre and la-la-la.

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red 4 blue 5

Man, I really messed up the Oregon flag colors. All these years I've thought it was green and white, and I go to check my answer and find out it blue and yellow! But I knew the flight number of the Lost plane without hesitation

THANKS FOR MAKING US FEEL LIKE RETARDS HECK! i think you should get kicked in the junk just for that ... but that's just me

I agree Illuminate. He most definately deserve a big boot in the ass!

I see the ladies are gangin' up on me. Where the dude's at?

Don't make me get my junk kickin' shoes on.

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Heck & his Junk game----> <---- Me

http://www.boomspeed.com/heck/reddy.gif

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