Who you voting for in 2008? |
| Posted by: Whidden | | Notice I put Nader last, after the Lost guy and the dogs. That was on purpose.
EAT IT NADER!!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Spaliznad | | Who in the hell voted for Condie Rice?
wtf?
You do know she eats babies right? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Hey, I don't get to run?  FINE! I will be the right hand for Grant and Sherry!  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | And Sherry won't be the First Lady... she will be Madam President! With Grant being the VP.  So, Sherry, get ready for me, to be your "it" person!  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Spaliznad | | We hold a slight advantage so far, but the number of votes held by the dogs and monkeys is fairly disconcerting. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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Whidden said this in post #8 :
Sorry, but your Anti SUN postion is suspect. I couldn't run with someone who likes to get a tan. I had to leave the ticket and do what it took TO HEAL THE NATION. |
I have no tan! At least not on purpose. Only my arms are tan and that is from driving! I am anti-sun! LIES AND PROPOGANDA FROM THE WHIDDEN/SPALIZNAD CAMP!
Grant and I are not monkeys either! Our camp is going to complain about this! There is vote tampering going on here!
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| Posted by: Pippin | | The Edge? You mean that funny column on the side of the Living section of The Oregonian? I don't think anyone would vote for it. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Comedy.
I don't need to be on the ballot, I will just run things in the background like Sidious or Karl Rove 
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Actually, I would run only if The Edge was my running mate. You gotta love good ol' The (Edge).
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| Posted by: HECK! | | I didn't. Last time I voted, I went for the lesser of two evils and the most evil won.
And remember, I am out of the poll business ::claps hands like a blackjack dealer:::
-HECK! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Whidden | | Hee hee hee,
last time I voted, I voted for the most evil of the two evils and my guy won, so there!
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | | when I voted, I voted for someone who actually seemed good, but had no chance of winning.
So evil won. But the good guy always wins, so it may look like the bad guy won, but really, he just lost and fooled himself into think he was winning.
I mean who actually expects a Texan to be worth anything anyway? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: HECK! | | Well, you know, they had to rename the state 'Tex' when the 'Ass' moved to Washington.
-HECK! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: nikiTa | |
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HECK said this in post #17 :
Actually, I would run only if The Edge was my running mate. You gotta love good ol' The (Edge).
-HECK! |
Great to see you finally can hear the power of the Edge's guitar.
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| Posted by: nikiTa | |
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HECK said this in post #25 :
Yeah, he's as awesome as Kenny G 
-HECK! |
Ooooooohhhhh that was cold.... darn near sinister.
But at least you didn't utter the words "Barry Manilow."
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| Posted by: Whidden | | Kenny G and Barry Manilow will be destroyed in the Spaliznad/Whidden Administration.
Right after we implode the sun.
This is more than a campaign promise, it's our word. We will not bend to special interest groups who question our moral fibre.
MORAL FIBRE?!?!!?!? MORAL FIBRE?!?!?!?!!?*
You pasty-faced sonofa*****'s, Spaliznad invented moral fibre!
He was displayin' rectitude and high-mindedness when them special interest pencil-necks was still messin' their drawers!
---V.P. Whizzle.
*courtesy of O'Brother where aret thou | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Looks like Gaboman, and I need a platform.
Under our rule
Crazy guys from Oklahoma must take out the trash.
Flat income tax for all
You can get out of parking tickets by sending booze and or chocolate to the administration
Nekkid day will henceforth be called "Dekka's Holiday" and be given an official status so that people can take off work if they celebrate it. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: gaboman | | "Doesn't matter what this poll says, since Whidden's brother is the govenor of Florida, the chairwoman of his campaign is vote counter in Florida and his cousin runs the election desk at Fox."
- Michael Moore, from his new pre-election documentary entitled "Votestealingspaliznadwhiddenparty2005". | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Don't forget that expose about how Whidden gets drunk and looks at flowers. Yep, he is taking kickbacks from the flower industry. They also had a special news coverage story about Spaliznad being addicted to the fan.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | | As Secretary of Defense, I hereby propose a Bill to Congress called the Flower-Baby Peace-Loving Hawaiian-Shirt-Wearing Can't-We-All-Just-Get-Along Love-Is-All-You-Need-Man Act.
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| Posted by: Whidden | |
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gaboman said this in post #31 :
"Doesn't matter what this poll says, since Whidden's brother is the govenor of Florida, the chairwoman of his campaign is vote counter in Florida and his cousin runs the election desk at Fox."
- Michael Moore, from his new pre-election documentary entitled "Votestealingspaliznadwhiddenparty2005". |
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fuscia said this in post #32 :
Don't forget that expose about how Whidden gets drunk and looks at flowers. Yep, he is taking kickbacks from the flower industry. They also had a special news coverage story about Spaliznad being addicted to the fan. |
Sour grapes from the loser monkey party. "They took er jebs", my ***.
Unlike you surley grifters, Me and Spal have a plan.
We will implode the sun. And drink Kentucky Bourbon while doing so.
I'm also thinking of constructing a DARK TOWER to control all space and time.
You know, take all the infinity of universes and control them with a sooty black pylon.
I think it would be fiscally sound, and good for the economy.
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