The sun is getting lazy

Flamers' Ward Forum

Dark at 5? wtf is that about? I usually wake up around noon, and there's no light in my room (long story). This gives me about 4 and a half hours of decent light.

Seriously, wtf yo?

So what if this has been happening for a while? I'm slow... : /

Damn the sun.


Lazy old star will be on welfare and living in the projects before it's all over.

I'm going to boycott the sun. Never did nothing for me anyway, but give me sunburns and migranes.


I'm a moon man from now on.


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Damn sun dark here at 4.00 and how about some heat for a change it -2 here for gods sake.
I am with Whidden from now on I am a moon man.

gets dark at 5:12 in VA i love winter

The other day I woke up with a headache at noon. Took a nap at 1. Woke up at 4.

I saw daylight for about an hour and a half.

Ridiculous.

The Sun. What a tool.

I say, who needs it?


And yeah, some left wing liberal whacko, all full of "scientific facts", will come in here and say, "what about photosynthesis Whidden?"

I say, you know what you can do with your photosynthesis.


You know what the biggest contributor to global warming is?


It's not volcano's, it's not cars and suvs, it not greenhouse gases.

It's the Sun.

Thats right, if not for the sun heating the earth up everyday, like it does, them polar ice caps would reach down to the equator. I think that all scientists would agree that without a sun, the global warming problem would be solved.

Even crazy whacked out ones like the kind that Hillary Clinton listen too.

Al Gore would relax. Liberals would be happy. The earth would be a frozen ice cube.

And I'm all for it.

that way, I could drive my SUV in peace, and not have to feel guilty about it. I might have to put some kind on spiked tire on it, so I could drive on the ice, but it would still be cool.


And you might ask, well Whidden, without the sun, what would the earth orbit around?


I say, who needs to orbit around something. An orbit is overated.

Let us drift into space, orbitless.

Do you know the utter millions of dollars that Nasa spends on sending these overpriced cheese eater probes into space to look at stuff.

Those days would be over. The earth would explore the galaxy as it floated along the cosmos, like a big frozen death star.


I say, screw the sun. All it ever did was give us skin cancer and migraine headaches from too much light.


Starlight alone will be enough light for us. The moon will look cool all black and unlit.

I may not have read all that, but I must say, well put!

The sun, is a virus, a cancer of this solar system.

And we, we are the cure.

We must band together now, for this great cause. For if not now, when? We must stand on this day and say that we will stand this great darkness no more! This great darkness that starts in the sky and spreads to our inner souls. Nigh! We will stand this no longer! Gather, my brothers, and listen as I tell you that I demand light on this great day! Light for my reading, light for my folly of the outdoors, and most of all, light because there is no light source otherwise in my room and I cannot see a damn thing after 5 o'clock!

Stand tall my brothers!

Stand strong!

Stand for a brighter tomorrow!



Spaliznad & Whidden '08

I say we make Lodgebo the Secretary of Defense and put him charge of blowing up the moon. Er, I mean the Sun.

Yeah, make him blow up the sun. Or implode it. Whichever.


I'm gonna be checking into some HOT intern action, I won't have time to micromanage this thing.


--V.P. Whizzle




Spaliznad & Whidden '08

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I'd like some hot intern action too. Put that on our actionable item list.

Oh, and we're going to need a graphics department. That poster is horrendous.

Dekka sucks with graphics, but he can get us good interns.


I'm thinking he would make an excellent Secretary of State.


Plus, when we call him, we can say, "hey secretary!"



that will be awesome.


Not as good as the interns, but still solid good natured fun.




Sayzak is good with graphics, but he is a conservative. We don't need to many conservs on the ticket, it will skew the vote.


One is enough. I'm conservative enough for all of us.


Plus, I'm a avid Sun hater. The lazy good for nothing peice of crappola.

Why couldn't it have been a Red Giant?


No ambition.

I concur.

I would very much like to call dekka secratary. =-o

As for the graphics, we could add Sayzak as some sort of outside consultant. In turn for being allowed to participate in such events with some of the coolest people ever, he will provide us with slick graphics that will get us all the interns we could ever hope for.

Oh, and I hate the sun and stuff.

I do, I really do.

But dammit if I don't like the interns more.

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Sayzak has hereby been demoted to presidential vacuum operator.

Whidden is not only my running mate, but now head of Spiffy Graphics INC.

I just got a call from Ralph Nader. He wants to debate us.



That whacko wants to keep the sun. Something about food for our children.


always bringing up the damn kids.


Who wants to hurt kids?


Nobody. Why do they always say that then, like we have to do it for the next generation?


Nader is bizarre. If it wasn't for Dekka's support for the man, I would have no respect for him at all.


I told him to go back to trying to make cars run on banana peels and leave the presidency to the grown ups.


Plus he said some crap about blowing up the sun, and super nova's and the earth incinerated.

I told him implosion was the route, and then he brought up black holes.

The man is a pessimist and an obstructionist. He has no ideas of his own.

Cept maybe taxing the crap out of us and letting our citizens starve to death so that the tuna can repopulate.

What a whacko.

What would all the pagans do without a sun and a moon to worship?

Utter chaos=anarchy would ensue.

Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten would have accomplished all with loud guitar and screaming vocals.

No, to this I say, Punk Rock will pay!

I can rustle up the torture chambers, shackles, irons, chains, handcuffs, sterile and non sterile array of surgical knives and picks, electroshock, rat's cage, haldol, sodium pentathol, programming head gear, cybermindcontrol gear complete with memory extractors and injectors....

If I've missed anything, I'll be sure and add it.

You've picked the correct directorate of intelligence on this one Whidden.

Ahhhh yes, we have made great advances in rfid chip implants with GPS tracking and affecting neural/synapse/neurotransmitter chemical reactions!

Okay, I have a mission for my followers.

Since this Nader fellow seems to think he can ruin my plan for extinction of the sun, he must be dealt with. Seeing as how we have newly appointed CIA operatives, I have a task for you.

You are to make it to appear that Nader was runover by a Greyhound bus.

Driven by a child.

Who is hungry.

This will amuse me because on the news report the anchor will say, "Nader was run over by a Greyhound driven by a hungry child."

And for those who are against me, I ask you this:

Where is your proof that we need the sun? I see no hard scientific data regarding this "ball of fire". Ridiculous if you ask me. I'll believe that we need the sun as soon as I believe that it's not appropriate to drop my pants in public.

Nonsense! If not in public than where!?

But I digress. Get rid of Nader. Now in some random google search my name will pop up with the phrase "get rid of Nader" and I will be sentenced to one of them secret CIA prisons that aren't real and no one knows about.

Spaliznad,

It wouldn't be a secret organization if I were to blabber my plans or acceptance of a task all over the tower of babel that is the internet, now would it?

....

I don't know what you're talking about. Who are you!? Never call here again!?


How was that, I think I was incredibly convincing. BTW, I have a way to enact our plan. http://www.inreview.com/showthread....=825#post623617

Project Marshmellow is hitherto enacted and underway.

Of course, this is war on smores!!!

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I vote we blow up the moon too. i mean seriously, it leeches off the sun (which has already been deemed lazy), so doesn't that make the moon even worse. its a bad influence i say, a bad influence, that must be removed. oh sure, there's the "it'll screw up the tides" thing but thats just a load of hogwash.

But Shadow.


Blowing up the moon would be pure insanity. How would we even do such a thing?



Not only the tides would be affected, but there are a lot of animals that feed and navigate by the moon.


These animals would die. Don't you like animals? whats wrong with you man?


And what about the children? We would have less children, because Lovers would have no moon to look at and fall in love, and have babies.

No babies, no children.


Why do you hate kids?

Don't you want future generations to exist?


Repent of your hatred of the moon. And if you have kids someday, name one of them moonbeam.


nikiTa, make this happen. Use the rat cage. I want Shadow saying he loves big broth..., I mean, I want Shadow saying he loves the moon post haste.

I think Shadow Stalker may "compromise our goals".

I think a secretive CIA meeting thing is in order.

If you're not in this administration, pretend like I didn't just say that.


KTHX.

Project Devil's Nest is underway. Resources have been contacted and deployed. Target has been acquired. It won't be long.

Plans for blowing our lazy yellow friend up are not progressing to well I propose therefore we block the sun out as a short term solution, Monty Burns did it so I assume we can.

Do what you must.

We will settle for nothing less than total victory.


We will not go quietly into the night. Or quietly into the quasi twilight that Stars will provide. Whichever.







We will prevail.

I'm gonna go watch some old star trek deep space nine episodes and see how they tried to take out the sun at the Kardasian station. Them Founders were some trig buggers.

Gentelman I propose we take this fight to the intelligent leaders in Washington ( and Bush ).

Just sign the petition

Destroy the Sun

I'm #315 on the list.


Forces are in motion baby!!!

We are going into the tanning bed business.

As future directorate of intelligence I do have security measures on my machine.
Because of such tight draconian measures...I could not sign the petition.
Feel free to sign up for me: La Femme nikiTa, nosun@aol.com, enef is enuf!

#319

Dont' forget to vote for us, in the election thread, which is in the flamers ward.


We are winning so far. The public wants the Sun outta here!



Our platform is true. We will prevail.



---Whizzle

the moon is inconstant

screw the moon

yep.