Any suggestions?

Alcohol and Drugs Forum

There is a society of guys who talk about drugs all day long.
They practically talk about the cocaine they shoot up. Have you guys ever heard of such losers as these guys. They're starting this club called WDD or We've done drugs. They're planning to have a meeting in my garage and I can't get them out. Do any of you guys have suggestions on how to get rid of these people?

Kick them in the face.

Tell them the best place to score is waaaay across town far from your garage.

Fumigate the garage and keep the doors shut.

Well, if they're 'shooting up' cocaine, I wouldn't worry about it too much. They'll die soon.

-HECK!

2 questions:

1) why the heck are they having it in YOUR garage?

2) see if you can get some weed for me

Give me a GPS location of your garage and please please let me know the meeting time.

I need to make some new friends.

I was also kind of wondering why the meeting would be in your garage, and if they're still only planning the meeting, how is it that you already can't get them out?

I think the simplest solution is what Heavens11 suggested.

Two guys from the neighborhood passed by my house with the garage door open and the next day I received this letter that says that my garage has been selected for a meeting. I haven't the faintest idea why.

that's tres bizzare. It's your garage.

I don't even know why you had to even ask this question..... 911

or just lock the garage...

Start a band, call yourselves the Rope-a-dope's.

-HECK!

fling crap at them. its what monkeys do. might work on them.

Personally, I think that's the best idea for just about any situation. Except if it's a 'who can go the longest without flinging crap' contest. Then you would have do to something else

-HECK!

This is totally bizarre but I have a feeling that they are Jehovah witnesses or from some bizarre religion because they have done this several times before. I have heard from some people around that these people are disciples of Timothy Leary.

I have a suggestion:

Antipsychotic medications could do a person some good.

Charge them rent,


And please list all your problems in order so we can keep up with you and your excitement. You have listed so many I kinda lost track.

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ha ha, the first part of becker's suggestion was pretty good.

Everyone knows that hippies and bills don't mix. No sir.




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