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Jessica Simpson: 'Best Cleavage in Hollywood'

On the list of In Touch Weekly's "Best Cleavage in Hollywood" Jessica Simpson's rack landed in the number one spot.

The list is as follows:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra - FAKE
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey - FAKE
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan

Those two should be excluded from the list for having fake boobs. I think Jess has probably had a lift done on hers, but they're still all hers. Hell, they've all probably had a lift or a tuick at some time, it's Hollywood!

I am surprised Angelina didn't beat Selma.

Best list ever. I think Pam Anderson should be there. Jenna Jameson, too.

Doesn't bug me if they're fake. It's alllllllll good to me.

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I'm surprised Nicolette Sheridan made the list. You're telling me only 9 people have better cleavage than her? What about the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond. I think she's got a better bustline and cleavage than Nicolette. Once again, I think this is just another list compiled to focus on who's CURRENT in Hollywood. Not all time. Where's Elvira? It's freakin Halloween, for god's sake, and Elvira doesn't make the list, but Susan Sarandon does? It's gotta be due to the fact that Elvira doesn't work in the industry anymore, to anyone's knowledge.

Dolly Parton, too.

Man, I remember she was on Carson once, and he's all, "...I would give about a year's pay to take a peak..." Classic.

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Oh, LOL!!

And I remember that in one of Elvira's movies, she had to use her bosom to force open a chained-up fence. Her bosom broke the chains... Now come on... That's just not HUMAN.

I remember she was pressing her cans against a window or something like that. Gave me that 'special' feeling.

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