The ALL NEW, crazy fantastic Caption Game.

Lounge Lizards Forum

I will update this thread every two days, I promise.






Post your captions to the silly pics I post. An oldie, but a goodie.

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Alvar Hanso, in his early button pushing days.

"Once again, just when you think you've got everything in focus, along comes a lonely old man who just HAS to step into the shot at the last second..."

Inreview server. Circa 2003. Sean Kelly pictured.

Where's Homer?

''And this is a model of the luxurious driving compartment of the all new 1958 Buick Lasabre''

"Once you have your evil lair built, it's time to implement your plans for world domination. Just remember that most people won't like that, so be sure to keep a typewriter handy for apology letters and the like...

By the way, don't copy my lair..."

voice over "Mom was right. Smoking does stunt your growth."

"Now THIS, my dear boy, is how you put together a Hi-Fi home theatre!..."

Kris says...

Whidden..please stop posting pics of my competition

"If you build it, HE will come.........."

(Too easy?...)

"Now where the HELL did I leave that REMOTE?"

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Lord of the Rings fan club president, Gregory Willis:

"These Tree Ent costumes make us look GAY!!!"

Dude, we had better get into the frat after this.

"This is live footage from the DNC Convention of 2004!"


(Sorry, I had to)

"I've got nothing. I'm just sorry you had to see this..."

Does my bum look big in this?

"And I suppose that if you all were told to jump off a bridge..."

The gimmicks they use to get you to watch Big Brother these days:

Ancient Fraternity Hazing Ritual.

As they moved into the village, the Explorers were too stunned by the costumes to notice that the natives had no nipples.

A true picture of my last 6 girlfriends.

Sorry to say.

I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

Microsoft Windows support techs.

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Becker goes hunting.

"Hey, bird, you have a hunter growing on your ass."

-HECK!

"Earnest goes hunting."

Good luck, Becker

Or SHould I say.."Better luck" Becker.

The Blair "Witch", finally revealed.

"I caught this strange human the other day, I've kept him around for a bit"

"No, no, pal. You misunderstood me. I said 'A feather in your cap.' ONE feather..."

Wife- "Earl stop telling me to take a picture of your big pecker."

Camilla Parker Bowles in her new spectacular hat. Isn't she just lovely?

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"Hey guys! I'm going to be using this for the first time tonight! Ni ni ni ni ni!"

Bride shamed at her own wedding, after caterer mistakingly brings chocolate cake.

Luke and Leah's rarely photographed half brother Phil.

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

On a rare occassion, both Sith and Jedi pledged to hold all duels until the end of the momentus wedding between Darth Nerdlinger and Queen Ohmygodshesnotinflatable.

Bride: I hope his midiclorean count is as big as he boasts.

"And for our honeymoon, we're going to camp out in front of George Lucas' house and build a shrine, that we might worship him morning noon and night, and ask him to take us as jedi padawans"

or...

Bride: "If I hear someone say "May the force be with you both tonight!" ONE MORE TIME!!..."

Groom: "The Dark sides calls to me... And with a mere flick of my wrist, I could sheer this guy's head off... Oh, the POWER!..."

"By the power vested in me, I declare you: nerds."

-HECK!

Don't marry her....just give her the money.

It will be cheaper.


Divorce is expensive...........

You could even let her max out your credit card..

It still would be cheaper.

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Bride says through her gritted teeth "We are getting an annulment as soon as this picture is taken, I did not sign up for this".

Mom always said to marry the man with the biggest lightsaber.

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She hoped the bank statement she had seen was legitimate, she wasn't putting up with this kind of behaviour for nothing.

Bride: "My husband is SO COOL!"

The bride couldn't help but wonder if this all wasn't some sick Jedi mind trick...

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Neo didn't mind living in Zero One, his consciousness encased in robotic metal,

but he still could not get over the fact that Persephone was "just not that HOT" this side of the Matrix.

Don't you wish you're husband was a robot?

"that hot chic is making my bolts come loose."

You too could have all this after just 2 years training at DeVry!"

Growing tired of their human pets, the robot overlords made their own. But they rusted from licking themselves too much.

-HECK!

I guess it's true, owners do start to look like their pets.

-HECK!

"Little did the woman know, these two family members weren't what they used to be..."

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Pre-production on the new Transformers movie wasn't quite up to standard.

"Sit, Ubu, SIT!...

Most scientists predict by the year 1956 all homes will be equipped with a mechanicalarized dog vacuum cleanerautomatrons, as well as an ultravibe husband simulatoronamatron, ensuring the total domination of the male species by 1960.

How is replacing men with robots going to make men more dominant Gabo?

It won't, that's why I wrote "domination of the male species"


Very odd my picture won't come up

"The lady was very proud that she taught her mchanical dog to pee standing upright, but the robot was annoyed that his leg was starting to rust..."

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Elanor: Looks like little MAHESH got out of his pen again!!!

Two old people in close proximity smiling... What the HELL is this world coming to....

Danish industrialist and munitions kingpin, Alvar Hanso , in the early days at Goat Station , a human research facitlity setup to generate new standards in pure scientific research for the betterment of the entire race.

"Goats are very amusing animals. As you can see here, a goat has but to lie down and eat grass from a sloped lawn, and everyone around it will laugh histerically. Goats are great at kids parties. Just keep them away from the cake"

Frank, I told you to keep that darn goat away from your still. A drunken goat does not belong in public- that's fer family only.

"And this is where the lonely goatherder and the little girl ended up living happily ever after until today. Yo-de-lay-heeeeeee!!!"

THE OLD TIMERS GOAT SLIDING CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS!


"Ready at the bottom?" OK Marge... one, two, three PUSH!!!

"After the 'incident', animals were no longer allowed into the museum of old people."

-HECK!

I hope it's OK to post a new one?
I saw this and thought it would make a good caption game.

Michael Jackson

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Oh my God, I don't have anything to dangle out of the window!

"HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW........"

Lets see, got my Jesus Juice, plastic nose, porn mags, creepy mannequins, bubbles the monkey, a hyperbolic chamber, the Beatles music collection, the elephants mans bones, a boatload of parents that are willing to leave their young children with me,


but I would give it all up, if I could just have my childhood back.

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It's the sound his electric back massager makes!!!!!!!!

he he he he, peek a boo, I see you
I'm bad, I'm bad you know it

"Bubbles? Bubbles, oh dear Bubbles, where have you gone?"

<He has his hand over his lil' tiny nose>

"Ooohhh weeee, Prince Michael's baby poop sho' do stankie."

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**ACHOO!**

"ACHOO" " dang!" " Hello doc it came off again"

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MADD


Mothers against drunk dambuilding.

sadly Chippers attempt to become a tree hugger ended in tragedy.

Here, boys and girls, is a graphic illustration of ''givin' the log to the beaver''

oooooooooooahahahhaohaoha

i can't top that one

"Hmmm. A dead beaver. Must be Civil War week in Oregon."

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Typical Tulsan Biker Gang member.

i couldn't think of anything, other than "man I want one of those"



so just click the attached picture, if it does ya fine

Now that Thing had evolved into feet as wel, his cousins were put to good use helping man.

Fred hoped that having shoes instead of tires would keep the dogs from chasing him down the street.

Finally, Joe was going to kick some serious ass.

-HECK!

The newest scam to wear out Nike shoes in record time, in order to send them back for a free pair.

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This next Lost episode will feature a Sun childhood flashback.

Aww. I owe Jimmy two bucks. He said that she won't shake hands when you have a booger on it.

"The rejection by this old bat is going to cause deep seated issues way into the prime of my life.

I should sign up for some deep therapy sessions right the hell NOW!!!"

The Queen wasn't falling for the electric hand shake buzzer trick again.Look what it did to Camilla after Prince Charles tried it our on her!

Little did Janet know, looking into the eyes of the Queen would turn her into stone.

-HECK!

NEW ONE


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That's the LAST TIME that I get drunk around Heck, and let him talk me into getting just one piercing.

Bozo The Clown's brother, Scuzo.

-HECK!

and Billy vowed never to pledge Delta Sado Faternity again.

"Man, was I DRUNK last night... huh? I have what on my face?"

-HECK!

Oh man, am I stupid.

Wolverine, after a solid *** kicking from Magneto.

when good clowns go punk

"Oh man, do I have something in my teeth?"

"No, the eyes aren't tattooed. My crazy roommate played a practical joke on me and brought home a super-powerful magnet. I literally flew across the room by my face and smashed into it. It was cool. Pain is good."

Poster child for suicide.

-HECK!

Warning... facial warts must be treated, immediately....

Attention Kids. This is what happens when you have unprotected sex.

George could never say no to a dare, and is now the poster child for Obsessive Piercing Disorder.

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Whidden after a 6 pack of Heinekin.

I couldn't decide which costume to wear. I went with construction worker, spider woman, star trek wierdo.

Trekkie construction workers who cross dress and love spiderman club, where a dude can be anything.

Bitten by a radioactive spider, which had been dipped in pure estrogen, Peter Parker went from being a normal guy to the wall-crawling, cross-dressing Spider-"Man".

You know, being a super hero isn't easy. You try swinging from webs, and see what it does for you. I got sick of being in the closet... so, little by little, I'm going to reveal my true self. Yes, I'm gay... Yes, I'm a cross dresser.. and Yes, I love Spock. Tune in, next week, when I remove my mask.... and I reveal my inner gayness.

Mr. Worff, notifty Mary Jane, my stockings are begining to run.

"Somehow Counsellor Deanna Troi noticed that Commander Riker's sexual addiction therapy didn't seem to be going too well..."

NEW ONE


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"Ive finally got my dream ... if only i could get Mr. F to dress up like this" - Fuscia

Dr. Susan Candle, orientation video, for hatch #5, the Sock Monkey.

LMAO!

good one panda

And the INReview members where shocked at the meeting to discover that there was no Mr. F.

((or is Mr F that sock monkey's alias))

Gorton's had seen a rise in profits since switching to this new mascott and dumping the fisherman.

Have you seen this woman? Last seen, Pirate's Cove... June 15th.
Husband, Mr F... too busy watching the soccer championships, lost his wife, as she dressed up in pirate garb and went in search of the Ultimate Soul Man.
If found, do not approach... Fuscia is armed, with sock monkey, and not afraid to use him. Report all sightings, at once, to Lawless, who is currently waiting with a pair of handcuffs.

Is that you in the picture Sherry? Saucy pirate wench with a pet sock monkey. Reminds me of your.


O.K. a caption. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I sure hope Mr. F comes home soon from work so I can show him my new sock monkey.

and Mr. F. was not liking sherry's patriotic outfit for the World Cup.

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Sadly Geroge did not put any research into his bald eagle costume.