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I remember when I was fourteen years old and my friend coming up to me and telling me about having sex with a guy. I said, "Well Cathy, what's the guy's name?" and she said back, "I don't know the guy's name" I just looked at her strangely.




Also, I remember going to a Heart concert one night. It was pitch black out and I couldn't see anything. You know those kind of nights where its so dark, you can hardly see your hands without a flashlight?
I was driving along the road when this elderly woman was on the sidewalk shouting at me to stop the car so I did.
I remember the conversation by heart, "What's the problem?" I said then she told me that her husband was dying.

I was on a greyhound bus one time, in Louisiana somewhere, and this drunk lady talked to me non-stop for hours.

She spit when she spoke, but she was nice enough. I thought her very old, but I was around 19 at the time, so she was maybe 40's.

She said she was a physic, and knew all kinds of stuff. But she would not shut up,

it was night, everyone else was asleep, I would fall asleep myself, and she would shake me awake, and keep talking, talking, talking.

She told me in the bible it said that we have all lived before and that this repeats itself over and over,

and that was how she knew what was going to happen in the future.

I figure she was talking about Ecclesiastes which says there is nothing new under the sun, but she was giving a very strange interpretation of it.

I don't remember much of what she said, cause it was a constant drone, but I remember being very happy when she got off the bus.

I heard on Larry King Live that Tammy Faye wants to be cremated, and her ashes placed in maracas.

Atleast he knows what he wants.

M.

I was at work one time, and this crazy bum looking dude came in, he was with these two young college-looking students, maybe they were buying him a meal.

Well anyway he keeps trying to tell me something, but his brain is so far gone he can't get past the first few words.

"Let me explain it to you," he said. "Sixty thousand-- Six--- Thirty thousand-- nukes.. uhhhh lemme just write it down for you."

So I gave him some receipt tape and a pen. He wrote:

Mental illness is funny sometimes.

When I worked for a restaurant in my teens, I had this one elderly woman say to me, "I don't give a **** what I ****ing eat! You get your ass back in the kitchen and start cooking me something."

She also kept calling me over to the table to talk about her dog

Strange personal real life stories?


My life has been one huge freak fest.
Already discussed many on this board.
That's all you sucka's get.

what the heck does "CAR PAINT IN THE MORN!" mean???

Dekka00

Car paint is a toxin.

Now, you made me go and get a vial of deep navy blue car paint stuffed deep in the recesses of my hutch.

This PAINT is made of "toluene, methyl isobutyl ketone, methyl ethyl ketone, ethyl alcohol."

Below it reads: WARNING!! "This product contains (a)chemical(s) known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

Now, why this Warning!! is only known in California, I do not know. But I am pretty for certain the last statement in the warning is an indication this paint causes your peter to fall off. Not good in any US State.

I know for a fact that toluene is a huge huge carcinogen.

And when he said "Car Paint in the morn."
It means, not only is car paint a deadly and maiming toxin, but it is highly addictive.

I mean why else would milliions of people throughout the world choose to drive these carcinogen skinned vehicles that pollute our environment and cause global wars?
Why would we wake up every morn to get in those cancer maggots?

Because we are addicted to the paint, that is why.

First thing we do in the morn is get in our toxic vehicles and on we go.....

It was a warning for all mankind!

I wish these crazy old men's minds were intact enough for me to have a convsersation with them.

Well, you got yourself an old woman who has come out of MC to translate for you....God provides.

God? it wanst me!!!! I swear on your Holy Bible of goodnee and uberness!!!!

wha oh yeah bums i saw these bums talking about reunions and p00(ex yeah poo is wierd .....eva see a green one? and nuclear waste how good it was and stuff........

(BTW who is the one who made the smiles?

Perhaps onewindgedangel you could give us a story about that planet you are living on!
That would be great....all us on earth would love to hear a story.

I am just playin'...

but still I'd like to hear what it's like on that UFO you state as your location.

Anyone can make a smilyu with a gif thingy ... whidden told me about them, just cant remember what they are ... I supose the smily list are just the more popular ones, or just a set of smilies ... you may have noticed that there is more than one style of smily out there. You can have a "smily" from somewhere else, just treat it like a picture

Whidden,
That story about the psychic is not that far off from what I believe.
I have a similar view in that, this may be Limbo or Hell and we keep repeating it until we get it right and then when we die we go to heaven. De' ja vu' is that we HAVE done it before. Once, twice, who knows? Until you give your whole to God and follow his teachings will you finalyy make it into heaven.
Or
It's all a lot of hooy and we were dropped here form a terestrial superior race as a sub culture who didn't evolve, destined to kill each other to the end of time.

I don't subscribe to the parallel universe thing where lives are happening at the same time in a differnet dimension that can't be seen.
I have seen K-pax.
Isn't the Dark Tower part of the Gun Slinger series by Steven King?
I thought it was but, I could be wrong.
I was wrong once, but it turned out, I thought I was wrong but I was really right.