Did Hitler have sex with Eva Braun?

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It seems to me that he let the snake out of the cage a couple of times. I was watching this things about the death of Hitler and Braun and I have heard that Eva was actually pregnant at the time of her death.

She says things like, "If this couch could talk" implying that they had sex on the couch or something.

I just had to get the word out about this. If this isn't true, you can say that I am such a sick minded bastard with no life.

I don't know, Hitler was supposedly impotent for the last few years of his life.

M.

Then who put the bun in Eva's oven?

I heard it was some black dude.

Or maybe a Jew?

pool boy? gardener?

How would they know if Hitler was impotent? Wouldn't he kill anyone that found that out?

Hitler was a man of great character and nobility. He would not have done something so heinous and how dare anyone ever suggest it!!!

I believe Hitler's sickness went beyond just that of what he is commonly known for.

In his doctor's medical records, it reveals that Hitler was not only impotent in his later years, but could not perform in his younger years under normal intimate circumstances. He had a sexual attraction/attachment to his mother, then after his mother's death, the only arousal he could muster was for his niece, at least until she killed herself or was murdered. (That is a case which will probably never be solved)

After his physical health started to decline, as documented in his private doctor's records, the only way and time Hitler would become excited enough to reach climax was while he was dictating, standing at a podium in front of hundreds or thousands of his supporters.

If their couch could talk, it would probably speak of a little creativity, however, as documented, it is unlikely that intercourse and conception was a reality.

Exactly. That is why he never had any children.

M.

I knocked her up guys.

Sorry.

Come one dude, you can do better than that. That wasn't very funny. Not up to your usual standards at all.

M.

obviously it's not a joke

What was it that Eva offered Hitler? Why was she special to him? I know that sex isn't everything, especially to someone who lusts after his own mother (that ole' Oedipis and his strange ways...), but I would be interested to find out what made her special to him...

I wonder if he gave her a mustache ride?

Maybe he showed her his Uber-waffe's?

Eva was a hot woman.

look at this picture guys


http://rac-usa.org/wau/eva.jpg

She is pretty.


However, I still hold to it that Hitler did have sex with her. On the History channel they say how Hitler would try many different ways to get aroused. Tying his women up and beating them was one, self-mutilation was another.

Dave, seriously man, the Edith thing, that could get you a new padded jacket with the "ties" in the back.

Well Hitler could have had any women he wanted but thats another issue.
If Eva was pregnant and it was not Hitlers then the father would have to have been a member of the NAZI hierarchy, Eva was not allowed to be left on her own ever and her friends had to be Hitlers friends, that would mean Hitlers allies were stabbing him in the back but what goes around comes around.
As for Adolf having sex well he did have trouble getting a certain member of the Nazi party to stand to attention but that was down to years of drug abuse esp speed and we all know what that can do to guys. Also hitler was apparently riddled with Syphilis now if Eva knew that would she go near him?

Whatever floats your boat.

Actually the reason Hitler disliked prostitutes so much was that he got syphilis from one of them possibly when he was living as a tramp in Germany.

I think this here thread explains the entire reason for WWII.

classic male overcompensation

Too bad viagra didn't come out in the 1930's....it may have prevented WWII.

I don't know why viagra would be able to stop World War II.

Viagra would have helped such a man as Hitler with his dilemma...then perheaps, he wouldn't have been so frustrated, angry to the point of wanting the annihilation of the Jewish people.

By the way Eva Braun was an Amazon woman....I only remember her in a picture which revealed that she looked like a football defensive linesman.
I don't know if it's on the web, I'll look...hardly a Maureen Stapleton.

Yeah but the annihilation of the Jewish people was not the reason for the outbreak of WW2. Hitlers policies that led to war would not have changed regardless of whether he got some or not.

Either way, it's poetic justice that this son of the devil could get very little or no satisfaction on this earth....and even more knowing he is burning in hell getting just treatment.

Well maybe not sexual satisfaction but he no doubt got satisfaction in other ways. For an egomaniac like Hitler just knowing that his is one of the most well known names in history would be hugely satisfying for him.

Well, that didn't pay now did it???

What didn't pay?

Most German women were rather ugly in those times, I guess. Amazingly, She was considered one of the most beautiful women in Berlin around 1931 before she disappered into Hitler's mountain retreat and never went beyond the house.