Battle of the Sexes

Flamers' Ward Forum

Ok guys this place needs a boast so here is a subject we can all join in and rant about the opposite Sex

I will start with I think men are niothing but takers./ When was the last time you did something nice for the woman in your life or a friend?
Can't remember?
That figures

Now here is what happened to me

I was minding my business in a convenience store buying cat food and Coors and checking out.

Up comes this guy, grabs me and starts kissing all over my face and neck saying stuff like You are the most beautiful woman I ever saw.

I was a HELPLESS VICTIM.

wHAT THE F GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO INVADE MY SPACE.


\Typical of a man.

D

I am a misogynist.

M.

What the heck does that mean?



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Women will tell you all the things you want to hear them say.....but all they want is for you to wine and dine them , buy them things [the more expensive the better]and feed you lie after lie.

They should all have been drowned while in their infancies.

Oh, Delta. I think you'll have a smash hit with this thread.

Some men think they need permission in order to invade someone's space?

I once asked a guy if he was willing to be patient with me since I wasn't ready to rush into things. He said he was willing to be patient with me if I was willing to be patient with his impatience. That comment made my head spin and made me wonder if he heard a word of what I said. Would that fall under stupidity or just selfishness?

Our world in order of importance.

1. Sports

2. Food

3. Shelter

4. Money

5. Culture

5. Evolution

6. Bush

7. Investments

8. Return on capital

9. Cockroaches

10. Women

OH screw it
TWIi
They walk all over us annd expect us to pat them them on the "head"

They lie cheat on us and we aRE SUPPOSED TO BE
SWeet and accept it No waY I am sick of their lies
and Beck you are dead wrong we are the givers you men are the takers.

D

Women are Stewpit.


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Men are only good for one thing:



































Fixing things around the house.

If you put a woman in a tankful of sharks....pity the poor fish.

women are stewpit.


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TWII

Screw your pink screwdriver.

My Love has broken hands thats is why he can't dial; my number cause he is out of town.( Alright its been over a year since C left this world How the hell long am I sujpsed to grieve?


Well I know a hansome gamber
Whidden who doesn't drink Horse piss ( Coors)

Should I get personal. with him Dave?

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Women are Stewpit.


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My toolbox has been screwed over plenty already.

I am complaining to Black and Decker.

ooohhh, I'm getting nervous here.


Let me remind you all that Delta invited me here to play, and it's the Flamers Ward,

i don't really think these things.

It ruins the ambiance to bring that up in the Flamers Ward, but I don't want to go overboard and alienate you females.

That is real.y cute Dave shows the intellligence we womwn have to deal with

Good show for us women.

Come on Dave a little more intellect please

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Gotta go to my male bashing group now....

Women are only carrying cases for vaginas.

TWII has 4% under her profile. What could that mean?

The size of her brain? That's OK...it's larger than most women's brains.

Male chavinist pig becker or just pig as most men are

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Becker isn't even a man....why argue this debate with him.

OUt for my man bashing group....

Yes, Pig would be the appropriate word to use when describing the unfortunate sex. At least women can hide what is in their brains. Men can't.

Sad....but too true..........http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/b0/pray.gif

I think a lot of men could use a good old fashioned beating with a sensitivity stick.

Where in hell do you find one thick enough to jam up their you know whats?
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Women should stand on their heads at least once per day to get something in their heads.

Blood will do fine.

depending on how poorly they're behaving, you might want to consider a skewer.


Now, to even things up, I will say that a couple of months ago, my brother was at a social gathering and a woman walked up to him and asked him what his salary was, like it was a prerequisite for her time or something. Crazy, gold digging woman.

Beck leaving now. See you all on the morrow.

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You got it it sista

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On the all, most men I meet are cool. But one thing bugs me: they can't get or give hints. We all know they can't get hints, but it just irks me that many can't give hints. I have to be sneaky and use little hints to figure out stuff for birthday presents my brother can give because he doesn't know how to figure out what to get someone without them finding out what he wants to give them.

Don't worry adity, I've met more than my share of misogynists in my day....and I'ave not killed one yet.

Or a more simple idea is that women just be straight up and tell you what they mena instead of playing stupid little games.
A classic example of this is the famous " if you dont whats wrong I am not going to tell you" quote. If your not going to tell us whats wrong how in the hell can we fix it.

I just ask people what they want for their birthdays. There is no use playing games of hints and winks.

M.

I would rather be clear than confused.

M.

here is my strategy with women:

on a date, at the end of the meal when the check comes I say "You're picking this up right?"

then they get this look on their face. so I add

"don't worry.... i'll take care of the tip."

(i am a smooth, pimped-out player)








i don't get second dates too often.....

Well, Dekka00, if you take a woman to Taco Bell, don't you get a discount?????
Try that.

one time this chick looked at it and said "oh wow, it's huge!"


this was when I was at work right after I handed the customer her extra large cup.

Yeah, I am not so sure where this rumour got started that huge is better....










because extra large cups do NOT fit in my car cup holder.

it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean



but you can't sail the seas with a dinky little kayak now can you?

besides we're talking about fountain drinks here anyway DAMN






women are perverts. Why do they accuse us of being pigs?

Women are the same genus as :

Weasels

Polecats

Tasmanian devils

Armadillos

And Especially Porcupines. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/spying.gif

I was talking about soft drink cups.

If Adam would have smote Eve after her perpetual whining and wanting .....we men would be much happier today ......with Japanese inflatable Dolls..............

They don't ask for anything but ........LOVE

And some air added once in a while.

Defintely low maintenance.

Adam was stupid.


And I hate him..........

iT TOOK A WOMAN TO BRING YOU INTO THE WORLD BECK Can your inflatable doll do that? You Silly

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T looks like a drug test on a boat. Probably it holds fertility Semen from too much being alone without a woman
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Men stink. Really. Or maybe it's just the ones that were over at our house. Before they came, our basement didn't have a smell. They left this morning, and now it smells bad.

Stinky, smelly, gas coming from all orifices...

Where can I find a good one like that?

Get some Fa breeze quick or all the plants will die.

Some men haver heard of deodorants.
They think their body order turns us on,stupid men.

Oh I love a clean shaven man who is wearing Antonio Banderos cologne, but they have no clue who he is so mention Zorro
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Speaking of all the plants dying, one of them sat on my jade cactus! Not today, it was last month or something, but still! It's roots were sticking up and it was lying on its side! I had to put wood chuncks on its roots to keep it upright until it started to recover The culprit never told me, he just left left it like that for me to find later.

What did you expect? A sensitive man who cared about your plant.?


Thats a joke mine could be hanging over screaming for water and no man would notice or care. Oh Adam would have left the Garden of Eden to die if it wouldn't have been for EVE

D.

I had a man install a new furnace in my house last year....

He broke my toilet seat right off the hinges....
On top of that, he didn't apologize, he didn't even mention it....

So, the igniter was broke on the new furnace right out of the box and he had to go buy another one....on his dime....

I saw that as retribution for breaking my toilet seat and not saying anything about it.

I was listening to a Country song that fits here; Its called Its a little too

late

"Shoud have done this, should have done that Its a litt.e bit late
She's gone
Should have been hanging on every word but its too late she is gone

She's a little too right I am a little too wrong
She's gone Its a little bit late

Take these words home guys and remember them before Its a little too late
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Women are Stewpit.


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COOKING DINNER!!!!!

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Ohhh Dave, I ain't even good at that.

if any of you ladies are having problems with men, here is some surefire advice:

shut yer piehole

Good advice Dekka. I know a few women who need to do that.

M.

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Omg, what does she think she's doing? No woman wears something like that when she's cooking Especially those shoes. Those would not leave the shoe-room.

Men are pigs. A few weeks back we went to the nightime zoo. They have a really cool acrobats show there. SO they are throwing those cheap beads out for the kids. Some pig ahead of me lunges over and starts rooting around for beads? Yeah right! He totally was copping a feel! Yep, I got felt out by some perv dad at the zoo! My kids were next to me! The first two times could have been a mistake, but when he tried to cup, I said "EXCUSE ME! MY BUTT IS NOT A NECKLACE!" Well, he slunk off. I should have told Mr. F right there, but we had two kids between us, and I didn't want the kids to see daddy pound some guy.

Now THAT was funny. Dang, I missed having you around Bob.

I don't know, the kids might have learned something if daddy had kicked some jackass perv's butt.

M.

The guy took off after I started talking to Ron. Guess he didn't want some 6'4 guy after him.

IF I had told him right there, I am sure that my daughter would have started yelling at the guy "don't you touch my mommy. You get away from her!". she is assertive for a four year old.