The HIT and RUN thread

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Feel like you're in the mood to hurl an unwarranted insult at someone?

Spit it out here.

You'll feel better, and hopefully whomever gets the insult will realize this is all in the name of Flamer's Ward Fun, aka, FWF.

REMEMBER that.

Ok.

Whidden SUX.

Adityamahesh is a yogurt-sweating freak of nature whom I have given the nickname Billy. Yogurt used to come from goat's milk, so M. is a Billy goat. And he sux too.

Flying Panda not only thinks he can fly, but also REALLY thinks he's a panda. He's lost 4 teeth already and dislocated his jaw twice because he keeps trying to eat bamboo shafts... Twit.

And I'm out.

Quoting Dekka again: BOO-YAH!!

Sierradaddy is a weenie for picking on my screen name.

Sierradaddy is a jackass!!!

And he can't even insult properly. WOOT!!!

M.

Sierradaddy is gullible

Well Sierradaddy beleived me when i said i think im a panda and can fly ... ... and i think thats gullibility

Now we're cookin'.

If Sierradaddy lived in the states, he would vote for George Dubya Bush.

You know that scummy film that is left on your spoon after you eat melted cheese at a Mexican restaurant?

Well, that's what Mahesh's teeth look like.

Also, he believes in a Matrix within a Matrix.

Larke2000 is dumber than a sack full of hammers.

Mystic watches reruns of Rosanne , and likes it.

Fuscia has not told anyone but me, but she has ballooned up to almost 850 pounds.

Delta does NOT live in New Orleans, but rather in Hackinsack, New Jersey.

Dekka is a registered Republican.

Flying Panda got his nickname from eating Panda meat at Eggroll express while high on mesculine.

SoWhatsTheTruth's home is a cardboard box behind a liquer store in Little Rock, Arkansas. She makes frequent visits to the Bill Clinton presidental library and hangs out at "the monica" exibit.

Shadow Stalker welches on all his bets.

Pippen roams the streets of Oregon, beating up homeless people and taking their wallets.

If they have no wallet, she busts their jaw with her brass knuckles.

Becker wouldn't know a good bowl of beans if it jumped up and bit him on the ***.

Whidden loves Link.

He also has a thing for the Architect. So does Larke.

M.

Mahesh once used Jar Jar Binks as an avatar. Nuff said.

Heck! thinks Captain Janeway is HOT.

Kris Tobler is a Willie Nelson fan.


She also has never seen an episode of Xena, Warrior Princess. She watched Fox news instead.

HECK has a Jar-Jar Binks memorabilia colleciton.

Whidden looks at pregnant midget porn.

fuscia doesn't shave her legs. or armpits.

Sierradaddy stalks Avril Lavigne. His house is a shrine to her. It's creepy.

Mahesh stepped in dog crap last month, and still hasn't washed his shoes.

SWTT is really a pimply-faced 14-year-old boy from Belgium in dire need of a hair cut.

Delta has the worst farts you've ever smelled. It's appalling.

flying panda is a socialist anti-American. And he doesn't like Jesus.

Pippin talks with a lisp.

Dekka wears sandles with socks.

Mahesh bathes with bologna so dogs will play with him.

-HECK!

Avril Lavigne? The broad responsible for 13 year-old-girls wearing ties? Thanks a lot, dink.

-HECK!

Dekka keeps a set of tongs in a small cup beside his toilet, to capture those 'prize turds'. He puts them in pickle jars, lines them up on his kitchen countertop next to the fridge, and gives them names.

Sometimes, he'll take them out for a walk, or let them play with his favorite G.I. Joe's.

Dekka.....

Somebody HELP him...

HECK sunbathes in the nude.










AT NIGHT.










INDOORS.








How 'Brilliant'

That is only half-true.

-HECK!

Sierradaddy is a big 900 lb. guy who needs a crane to lift him up from the toilet seat to the sofa and vice-versa. In fact he is so fat even his larynx has gathered a few pounds. Now whatever he says it always sounds like grunting.

M.

Dekka has a high-pitched voice. Whenever people call him they address him as 'ma'am'.

M.

Mahesh has lactating man-titties.

Dekka wants to be a proctologist.

M.

Billy's favorite actor of all time is David Hasselhoff.

His favorite actress of all time is Bea Arthur.

SD thinks Saturday Night Live is 'a hoot'.

-HECK!

It IS dammit!!

Well, sometimes........

HECK owns a miniature poodle, and he dresses the toy dog up in superhero clothes, then goes to the park to try to pick up ladies.

Heck's pick-up line is, "Hey baby, want to go for a bumpy ride tonight?"

M.

Heck! used to eat his boogers, till in the 4th grade, he discovered they were too salty.

Now he eats other peoples boogers.

Whidden was in a boy band.

That's right. You heard me.

A boy band.

He pranced around like a fairy and sang like his balls hadn't dropped yet.

http://www.cwn.org.uk/blackroom/images/boy-band-w400.jpg

That's Whidden, second from the left.

Dekka is gay for McCully Culkin.


He cries himself to sleep, every night, cause he can't kiss this face:

http://www.inreview.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=597755

McCauley Culkin was a good child actor, but now i think the money went to his head ... his starting in home alone and richie rich (i know the guy who wrote that) was good

I didn't mean that the money had litterally gone on his head but yes, he has become big headed

EDIT: hes friends with Micheal Jackson, so i wouldnt put it past him Making his head larder using plastic sergery

Sean Kelly is a pansy.

Marc Flemming sniffs gas, and does the worm while waiting at the bus stop. He also likes to wear pink lace underwear.

BOO-YAH!!

Dekka, I'm commandeering that phrase for a bit. Find another one...

[DISCLAIMER]
If any of these fun insults actually are true, don't be mad. I couldn't possibly have known...

It all sounds that same ... If you cant handle it i would stay well away from the B2K forum just say how you see it ... spell out the sounds

Deck ahh zero zero iz GAYE fer Ma Cally Kulkin. Hee wantz too kizz em.

dat troo, ya got inta iz mind man. Dats da trooth

Gaboman is related to the crocidile hunter, cousins to be exact, and they are the best of friends.

http://www.inreview.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=597787

http://www.inreview.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=597791


Gaboman is my best friend, and we are both from Austrailia! It's full of crocs!!!

Me and Gabo love to hunt crocs, and talk funny! BEE-YOOT-I-FULL!!!


One time a very bad snake bit me on the rear, and Gabo sucked out ALL the poison.

I'm glad he was around that day, let me tell you!!! Or I could have died!!! Close to death I was, if not for my best friend Gabo!!!


---Steve Irwin, friend, cousin and favorite Aussie stereotype of Gaboman.

I thinkGabo sucks his rear on a regular basis, or wishes he could ... thats why gabo rushed at the chance it was really close to the center as well, i say it all happen

I better run after that big hit then right ... i mean thats the name of this thread ...

Whiddens gun muzzel is so short the sherif ran him out of town laughing. His horse is a donkey and his spare is an ass

Flying Panda is scared of Gaboman. He also wets the bed.


He would buy some Depends, but he is too poor. He eats government cheese for dinner.

What the hell are Depends Whidden? ... Im not scared of ickle wickle Gabo.

I dont eat cheese on its own ... only on Pizza and what not.

And wetting my bed is a desease, i cant help it ... very touchy (Joking - thought i sahould just say this before anyone thinks im serious and starts complaing to the police) ... at least i dont still have my teady and blacky like Whidden does

Depends are an adult diaper in the states. They advertise them on t.v. is how I know about them.


I keep forgetting that you English are stupid, and don't have the correct cultural awareness that we Yanks process.

Oh well, you still live under a KING, if you ever get democracy, or a decent government, maybe you will open your eyes to what the world is all about.

But me fears you will stay in your cultural ignorance. It's what you get, for dropping those atom bombs on Japan in WW2.

That bastard Churchill really screwed you up.

Go eat some crumpets and forget about it.

I think this is the most fun I've ever had in any one of the threads I've started. Thanks for making me happy.



Rat Bastards.

Hey, I can't believe I took a shot at Marc Flemming. I mean, Sean can take the heat, I'm sure, but Marc? I mean, he's so SENSITIVE...

With a little luck, niether he, nor Gaboman will ever see this thread.

Panda, Columbus died in 1506... He couldn't have done anything in the late 1800's, except continue to decompose.

Must have been the in the Elizabethan era then

EDIT ... i swear he went to America during a queen

Queen Isabella of Spain sent Columbus

Ohhh im thinking of sir frances drake

Fuscia gets liposuction atleast once a week.

M.

M.

M is has to wax his back weekly.

Well, atleast I am supposed to have hair.

If Fuscia doesn't get drunk by 10 a.m., she considers her day to be wasted.

M.

M is a compulsive flasher. He is addicted to mopery- exposing yourself to blind people.

FP still wears footy pajamas

When Fuscia goes to a bar she orders prune juice

Pippin sleeps in a giant cot and wears a nappie

What's a nappie?

Dipper (Babies underwear)

Diaper, but yes.

Whidden can't for the life of him figure out how many heros are in the Fantasic Four

Sierradaddy spends all his free time on bumfights.com

Mahesh's favorite member of the X-MEN is Jubilee. The man needs help

Pippin's favorite villain is Rainbow Rider.

M.

M. IS Rainbow Rider

Panda is Bizzaro.

M.

M is the creazy Priest at the fair ground.

Panda loves putting his fingers in electric outlets.

Whidden just colored his hair pink.

M.

M farts as loadly as possible at the back of church

That to

Pippen invented the space shuttle fuel sensor, that keeps it from launching.

M is Voldemorts father

Whidden's cats bring him dinner every night.

Whiddens cats are the main bread winner in his house hold, they steal gold from next door nabours ... he also has a little monkey who daces for crouds when he plays he acordian.

PULSE has large fangs and turns into a bat at night.

FUCIA WILL DRINK ANYTHING THAT SHE GETS FREE.

MAHESH is really an alien from innerspace.

He likes to suck on toes.

Delta / Wonder woman
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DEKKA is afraid to eat anything he serves at work. It might eat him first

MYSTIC USES PAPER CLIPS INPLACE OF Q-TIPS.

becker es un pendejo!

FLYING PANDA never passed his solo flight....He keeps falling on his face.

that's why he is known throughout the United Kingdom as FLATHEAD

Becker hates beans. He can't stand them.

M.

If Mahesh's windows were sealed shut he would never know where to empty his bladder.

Kris urinates standing up.

What a a mess!

Heck eats lots of baked beans so he can fly for free.

PIPPIN sleeps on Harry Potter books

THE WAY IT IS keeps telling me whenever I get my questions unanswered...
That's The Way It is...Birdbrain.

MistyRainwater lives in a cave and makes wall carvings depicting the history of Flying Panda ancestry.

Sierra Daddy is part of the experiment to inject hUman DNA into Sheep Bah Bah Daddy

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I think it worked..........