Best *** Kicker.

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Who would you want with you, if you had to go into battle against some mutated alien zombies/general non human invasionary force?

In other words, who is the best *** kicker?

You can vote more than one.

Id want as many people with me if some mutated alien zombies/general non human invasionary force attacked ...

Best *** on a kicker goes to Uma, cuz she's the only real choice for me. Ripley wasn't kicking ***, she was stompin' Aliens. Not too big on Lucy either, though I know Kris might take my head off for that remark...

Best *** kicker COULD have been NEO, but he never really killed the Agents he fought. Wimpy for the movies, if you ask me. He could fight, fly and crow, but he wasn't supposed to be a Peter Pan, if you know what I mean.

OMG! I just realized you put Pee Wee in there!

My choice would be someone who was great in melee combat as well as firearm combat, but nobody really qualifies to me... For melee, it's Bruce Lee without question. Neo couldn't handle Bruce Lee if he was in Zion. And if Bruce was in the Matrix, give him a minute to get used to bending the rules of physics in there, and he'd pulverize EVERYONE... He'd be the only regular human to deal with the Agents. Morpheus came close, but Lee would have won that fight on the semi, imo.

For firearm combat, I'd say Rambo. He was an absolute crazed man with an M-16.

I had to go with Kirk, Skywalker and John Wayne.

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OH! You know who I'd have chosen, if he was on the list? Wesley Snipes as Blade. Guns AND swords, AND hand-to-hand. Plus, he drove a mean muscle car, and played to-the-death games with vampires. Took no guff too. He's my choice, forever.

Bruce wayne as bat man in Batman returns is good, he has that really cool tank car

Ooh, forgot about Blade, I would put him in there if I was a mod in here,

but I'm like the general membership, I can't edit the poll at all, even for the one hour after I make one, just can't get in there and do it.

Can you accidently put in a dirty word

Us 'regular' MOD's are like Superman with kryptonite underwear in the poll forum.

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so its like accidentally on purpose?

Hecks! post about Batman made me not want to add him to the poll.

I voted for Aragorn. He really knew how to kick some butt.
and he was totally hot in that movie

STEVEN SEGAL HELLS YES!

his movies are all the same. But he sure kicks a lot of ass.

I want to see a movie with Steven Segal, Jean Cleade Van Damme, Vin Disel, and DMX. Now that would be a hell of a movie

well yea, so do i but when im type it my hands seem to have mind of there own

What about: Bill & Ted, Howard The Duck, Sloth from The Goonies, Dark Helmet, the lame robot from Black Hole, Animal from The Muppets, Ms. Pac Man, Donkey Kong, Fat Albert, Kool-Aid man, the old lady from The Wendy's commercial who asked: 'Where's the beef?', Lion-O, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Duke, Cobra Commander, He-Man, Skeletor, Orko, Splinter from TMNT, Shredder, the California Raisins, Rubix The Amazing Cube, Cooler from The Pound Puppies, Speed Racer, Tron, Starsky, Panch, Barney Miller, Herman Munster, Jack Tripper, Mr. Furley, Shaft, B.A. Baracus from The A-Team, The Man from Chico and The Man, Duff Man from The Simpsons, or the Great Gazoo from The Flintstones.

I mean, what the hell kind of poll is this?

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The A-Team is more tha one person if you dont mind me saing.

I want to vote for XXX ... 1 and 2 (only jokeing)

This is a very relevant poll.

you forgot about yoda and van damn

Yoda!!!



Hey, but I did add Van Dam.

I gave Ripley a vote for Chod, and Bea*bleep*trice from Kill Bill a vote for myself.

I also gave one to ah-nold, because the dude was running around an open field in Commando, with hundreds of guys shooting at him, and he didn't get hit once. Not once! Then he proceeded to kill all of the dudes shooting at him. Now that's some major butt kicking right there.

I love me some Wesley Snipes

and you forgot

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.
This guy is the best ARSE kicker of them all because not only can he kick multiple arses at one time with few movements using the Phillipine art of Kali, but he is far more intelligent than any of the other choices. Anyone who can take on the CIA and the other black operatives without remembering his name AND coming out ahead all the time.....that man is the greatest arse kicker of all time ever.

http://event.movies.yahoo.co.jp/theater/bournesupremacy/cast/images/cast01.jpg

I think that Barney Miller, from Hecks! post could take Matt Damon all day long.


Wipe the street with him. Show him who is boss. Humiliate him in front of FISH, WOGO and HARRIS.

Barney Miller would make Matt Damon cry, and run home to his buddy Ben Aflecks house and sob like a baby.

Maybe Matt Damon would cry and run to his lover Ben Affleck, but NOT Matt Damon as Jason Bourne!!!!
Huge distinction.

First of all, you gotta find him....not easy when he is scaling down walls....without spidey crap....

http://www.onlineathens.com/images/062002/bourne.jpg

Hey, just messing, I added him to the list and gave him a vote for you.

It helps a little, though most everyone has voted already, so the ones I add later are sympathy nods, cause they missed the first influx of peeps into the thread.

I know, just messing back.

Thanks for adding him, I am in the middle of watching the Bourne Identity to take a little break and lo and behold thought to add the biggest arse kicker of all time ever....Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.

He did kick some major butt. I saw the first one, but not the second.

the fight scenes were done well, and the dude could drive a car, that's for sure.

Gotta see the second....the Bourne Supremacy. His intelligence against the Central Intelligence Agency really shines in that one.
AFter Bourne's arse whooping they should call it the Central Idiot Agency.

The Bourne Ultimatum is due out in 2007.

I voted for John Wayne, Bruce Lee, Clint Eastwood, and Samuel L Jackson.

Bruce Lee could beat anyone in hand to hand.

Eastwood and Wayne, they just rule, and Sam Jackson, man, he's got the bad a** look down. If looks could kill...

Whidden, can you restart a poll, with all the people in this time, then ask everyone to re-vote, that way, it might be better :\ ... dont know if you have the power (with a rolling "R" of course)

it really is no contest: I am the best ass kicker.

this is merely a poll for second place.

I think you got that wrong there ... its "I am the best ass kickie"

WOAH you're a-cruisin' for a brusin' mister

I dont bruse easily Mister Dekka, and i can give as much as i get ...

BOOYAH!!

Accually it would be alot of highlighting a dragging, not copy/paste involved, but i supose you oldies wouldnt understand that JK

I still wish we could edit are own polls for like an hour, we are GM you know, and only GM and mods can make polls, but only mods can edit them (and even then, only in there forums ...)

ah, flying panda the young whippersnapper


brought up in the days of drag and click-ness

learn to use CTL+C and CTL+V in conjunction with your mouse

you will learn to copy and paste wit' da quickness

I been doing the copy and paste since 1995, I don't plan to change.


I'm set in my ways and will learn NO OTHER WAY.

... And sometimes, CTRL + X, if what you're copying is better MOVED than just copied.

Neo knew that.

and CTL+Z if you mess something up
and CTL+Y if you mess something up even worse by trying to fix it

But i know of your ways old Dekka ... but to have 2 windows open, and highlight the old one, and drag to the new one, so that taht vertial "moving" line comes up works much better, and saves of the clipboard of your computer, meaning memory saving, meaning faster computer ...

drag-and-click....... it's COMMIE CRAP

Trust me, i know all these short cuts ... i had to learn them for when i did CGI at university (although i new most of them) and i use cut, play and stop, and back buttons that are on my keyboard

fair enough

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It shoudl be Vin Diesel in real life

I know this poll has sailed on into Inreview oblivion, but I went ahead and added Yoda.


He was suggested earlier, and I said "No", but now I repent and see my error. Yoda, though a Computer Generated Fakarooni this last time around, did kick some serious butt in force power skills and light saber skills against The man with the Golden Gun.


So, I added him to the poll, maybe he will get a mercy vote from new people someday down the road.