I hate Mahesh

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Oh wow, where to begin....


***Whidden freezes up with anxiety attack at the thought of the mountains and mountains of text he is about to type***

off topic, but I didn't know you could put quotes in a poll. I wonder if you can put pics in a poll, like the president poll, those little pics of the pres's right next to the name,

you know, for stupid people who don't know the president name and want to vote by best looking dude.

Hey, I tried it, it worked. So thats good news.


Polls with pics now, cool.


But, back to business.


I have hated Mahesh for a two years now, long before the rest of you have hated him.

That's right, I have had to read asinine post after asinine post for two stinking years.

And if I may be frank, his Matrix theory's in the early days, were bizzare and more than a little kooky. A solid Matrix within a Matrix supporter and a "Seraph as a former One" supporter.

These things irked me, yes, but it was his constant clammering over the Arhitect, and what a "good looking man he was", that made me unconfortable.

Sometimes, I wondered if he had even seen the Matrix, and if he was just here to try to make some pathetic internet friends or something. A very sad disgraceful pitiful individual.


(more later, me fears I will get writers cramp if I con't on now)

There was no "he sucks" option, so I kicked a little kid to make up the difference.

Yeah, I went there.

adityamahesh is originally from India. He is currently going to school at University of Utah.

http://www.tms.org/Meetings/Specialty/EMC03/campus-photo.gif

That is all good. The problem is, he has recently become a Mormon. It's true. I saw him riding his bike around in slacks and tie.

This is unacceptable. I wouldn't exactly vote M as the most honorable and dignified person of the year, but I never expected him to sink to this low

I hate Mahesh. AND I hate ADITYAmahesh. The punk. So what if he's in college? You think that makes you BETTER than me, boy? You think your 14 million posts mean something? You think that just because you've got computer skills, you're gonna rule the world?

Maybe so, but you won't rule ME, scumbag. Thou hideous turd-coated villianous knave. Thou demon-nurtured miscreant. Thou flippetty-jibbett. Poo on you.

Aye, a flippetty-jibbett Matrix ignorant Mormon Indian who inspires others to kick little children.

This fellow should have to meet the wrong end of a softball bat, swung by Inreview staff member Kris Tobler, then have vinegar poured onto this wounds with a salt chaser by staff member Fuscia Ferncliff.

Then have Inreview staff member Nathan Aide, aka, The CANADIAN, aka Sierradaddy, use a combination Corkscrew Leg Drop, 3/4 Neckbreaker Diamond Cutter on his sorry ***.

After that, whats left of him should be hung on a pole, and have the general Inreview membership, all 90,000 plus of them, assault the pole with empty pickle jars.


Nah, that's too good for him me fears.

pickle jars?

wow, that's cruel and unusual

Three days and that is all? Pfft. Ba-rring it on! If Fuscia was here, she would have plenty to complain about me.

M.

I've been told that mahesh smells like wet, moldy cheese, and that he basically sweats yogurt.

Even if that's not true, M, from now on I'm calling you Billy.

mahesh sucks because his name is freggin inpronouncable. oh yeah, and he's a grammer nazi. like we need any more nazis of any sort running about...

A spelling and punctuation nazi too... Whidden, Larke and Flying Panda can give you all the details.

M.

I don't see what's so hard about that name

okay let's see if I've got this right:

Uh-Dit-Yuh-Muh-Hesh

doesn't seem that hard

I hate Mahesh. He calls me old all the time. He keeps trying to sneak onto my lawn just to piss me off too. That rat bastard. *shakes old shrivled fist at him!


Mahesh- "mah heh sh" that is how I pronounce it. The middle part is like going he he he heh

M! I voted for the first option, so I have to post twice in this thread. Dang whippersnapper. I say we hold a Mahesh sucks ralley at Dennys, not too late though cause 60 Minutes is gonna come on.

Did you get your early bird special today? Was it good? Or did you already forget what you had?

M.

I pronounce his name "M" ... thats all he deserves an letter ... or maybe we should just give him a number instead

Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada.

'M' for "Minutia"

Zero suits fine. After all, Indians are responsible for giving the World the current decimal number system as well as numerals.

M.

...you say Indians as a whole ... did you contrabute to this?

No, but I am Indian so I am going to bask in second-hand glory.

M.

is that second hand nika-bocka-glory? ... if you dont know what that is, its a tall glass of icecream etc.

OMG, rofl....

Wait, am I laughing at the internet crack, or the girlfriend joke?

I think you are laughing at Mahesh, is what I think.

YES. Yes I am. I'm laughing at Billy. Billy Zero. aka M. aka, adityamahesh, aka mahesh, aka loser.

Or should I say, HOSER!

oooooooooo You called Mahesh is a HOSER. I salute you, Sierradaddy.

He's a dang toss pot is what he is. He just sits at his computer being all smug 'cause he has more posts than me. The nerve! And I can't pronouce his name. That's the one that really makes me mad I hate Mahesh.

I think this is the best thread in all of Inreview.

It certainly is the most HONEST.

I guess I should have my own parody - "Nod ya head (white coats comin')."

M.

I wish I could chime in on this 'adityamahesh' character you all speak of, but I don't know who he/she is. Is this a new member? Sounds a little

-HECK!

Ive never heard of him/her either, it seems he just popped up, ive never heard him post before, it seemes he or she has posted alot in the very short time theyve been ehre

the facts don't lie ... but that means your comparing me to M

Hey, isn't that Mahesh guy the crazy dude on Lost?

Mahesh is a hoser. He should take off eh. Like to the Great White North or something.

I think I forgot to tell everyone that this is a multiple choice poll. I suppose everyone is ruing that they didn't make multiple selections huh?

M.

I'm sure I'd be ruing it, but fortunately, i selected more than one

Who was the bright person who voted the last option?

M.

p.s. Someone removed the 1s after the !s. Must be Fuscia. Those were intentional Fuscilli!!!1111

You must have voted for the last one M ... I cant think of anyone else who would Your such a thumb sucker ... [EDIT] REMOVED BY FLYINGPANDA FOR BEING SO RUDE [EDIT]

Nope. I haven't voted in the thread myself. It would invalidate the purpose of the poll.

M.

with all this M hate around i dont think the person who voted for you is going to come forward ... i wouldnt like to admit I liked M either.

can Super Mods see who voted for what, ive always wondered that

They can surely see who voted for what. Unfortunately they can also change people's votes. I see a scandal in the future.

M.

that defetes the whole point of a pole surely ... they can change it so everyone likes them

and thats a reason i didnt put admin on there ... and by there i mean on my which mod's your favourite thread

Maybe this is why Fuscia won the mod poll.

She does live near Kris, a member of Admin

IF you need a poll to discover your popularity or unpopularity rating...aren't you diving just a bit deep into the LOOK AT ME area? Or is this a gray topic?

First of all, welcome to this message board.

Now for my response. I hate to sound a bit snobbish, but I would suggest that you do not judge a member of the board whom you have never interacted with before. This thread is the latest in a running gag of jokes that I share with some of my long-time friends here.

M.

Actually, I have been here before...another name, another life, and I have watched and read a vast majority of the threads, so, I am aware of who people are for my part. I just did not post all that much priorly, I like to read the threads thoroughly first. Gags are okay, who is to say that I was serious in my previous post?

But...thank you for the welcome anyway. I feel it.

Wait... this thread was a gag?

-HECK!

No, I really want to know if I am all that bad.

And you, Heckster, are the reason I feel so inadequate in my punk-ness that I have to take a poll for it.

M.

Nah, you're good peeps.

I am mad at your sweet avatar though, dammit.

-HECK!

Yea you should never through your beer over your shoulder, even when you slip over

Now I am starting to feel sorry for Mahesh.

Sorry? This is the Mahesh bashing thread! Not a feel-sorry-for-Mahesh thread! Get on with the flaming!

M.

p.s. Why do you feel sorry? Because I don't drink anymore?

because no one voted for the "i hate him because he is so cute" option. I would have if you had not made fun of my age so many times.

-angry face just to stay on topic.

Yeah, I was kind of disappointed with that as well. http://www.yahoo-help.com/images/12a.gif I suppose it is only good for me that I am not so cute. http://www.yahoo-help.com/images/35a.gif

M.

I would just like to point out that knightoflight is from OREGON, and therefore I shall claim him as being cool. (Don't let me down, man!)

Oh, and knight, you may be teased about your state from Mahesh. It will give you fuel to post in this thread.

Is that the place they have the Egg worshiping?

That's Washington. Plus most Oregonians don't even know about/go to it. It's an SCA thing, so it's just a select few

MAHESH SUCKS

I like Oregon!! Not that my opinion matters...but I prefer it to the DRY, DESERT WASTELAND that USED to be UTAH!!! Actually, adityamahesh you do not seem all THAT bad...I did not want to cast a vote though...I never judge a man unless I shake his hand and look him in the eye!

I will not let you down Pippin...we select few have to band together in these times of state bashing!!!

FOR?

Are you suggesting that adityamahesh may INTENTIONALLY provoke me into dueling on a thread? Would one sink to that level...hmmm...I must give this serious thought!

Im just playing with you ... Hes a nice guy. Everyone on here is nice.

Okay then...I shall put away my dueling pistols!!!!

Hmmm...one would think that with over 90,000 members...not ALL would be nice?!!!!

Stop trying to be all "hard" ... I know you have a soft interior ... Bamboo is my favourite

NOT TOO HARD...NOT TOO SOFT...Kind of chewy...that's the way a person should
be! Hmmm, that made me sound sort of cannibalistic didn't it? I meant personality wise that is how a person should be.

Knight, you will soon discover that Mahesh is a meanie. He taunts old people that are not fast enough to run after him with their walking sticks. That's just cruel

See what I mean? Mahesh is not cool Go on, vote. You know you want to.

take a guess, who thinks there a flying panda?

Yeah, that WAS a pretty odd comment.

AHA!!!

WAIT...SHE CAN'T FLY???

He thinks he can fly ... fly as high as the sky

Im picking out which bamboo grass to hit that knight with right now

So, I was wondering FP, do you think you have wings, or do you do it like Rogue or Storm from the X-Men and somehow fly with no wings?

I fly ... thats all anyone needs to know

WELL, come on....There is a photo of some little girl as the Avatar, of course, it DOES say Head Boy...well...I am just going to claim confusion on that one...

My apologies Mr. Panda !!!

Thats right ... im complete confusion ... My avatar is of Hermione Granger, from Harry Potter, as Harry Potter: HBP is out in 8 days I thought i would have a Harry Potter Avatar. And shes so cute.

The Head Boy refers to the RPG we have. Its abit slow at the moment

Apology acepted

I have no idea what you are talking about. I mean, I know I have seen one of the Harry Potter movies, but, everything aside from that...confusion strikes again!!

Sorry, I am probably off topic huh? Shouldn't we be bad mouthing adityamahesh?

Bad mouthing M can wait ... There are a quite afew people who love Harry Potter on the forum ... including the highest poster, Fuscia.

Back to Hating M ... I Hate M, he smells and hes a bully

8 DAYS 9 HOURS 8 MINUTES AND 0 SECONDS UNTIL HARRY POTTER HBP COMES OUT !!!!!

Oops, wrong thread

Wow M. You do have a way of getting people who use

1. way too much punctuation.!!!!???!!!
2. that don't like Utah

to post.

Utah does suck though.

year that post almost brought a tear to my eye.

C'mon Fuscia, we need to cheer u up.

Just don't start ya'll in me o.k.???????

I thought this thread was for tearing into me, but I suppose not. You are such soft oldies.

M.

p.s. Utah does not suck!!! Well, some people might suck, but no, the place rocks!!! And I love punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!! AND UPPERCASE LETTERS TOO!!!!! THEY really HIGHLIGHT the EFFECT!!!

Y'ALL JUST GOT A BAD ATTITUDE MAHESH!!!!

And YOU have a PROBLEM with UPPERCASE AND BIG FONT Whidden!!!

M.

Your font is bigger than mine, I have font envy.

How did you do that?

Go to the source Whidden, go to the source. There you will find your ANSWERS!!!

M.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/Whidden/pirate.jpg

aye, yee black hearted bastard, yee won't explain how yee do it, yee just flaunt it in my face that you CAN do it.

I think it's something to do with entering a numerical value instead of "large" or something...

Here's my attempt:

Did it work?

IT WORKED!!!!

Hah! See? Billy goat sux!


I fi-gured out, yer seeee-cret!

MUHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Uh-oh... I think Whidden feels newfound strength surging through his veins... He's been OVER-empowered....

It's all Billy's fault. Billy, you SUCK!!!!

WOW, OK, NOW THE IRRATATION LEVEL IS JUST BEGINNING, YOU THOUGHT MY PREVIOUS ALL CAPS BIG FONT WAS A MIGRANE WAITING TO HAPPEN,

YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET YOU LILLY LIVERED JIBBERING IDIOTS!!!!!

IT'S LIKE A NEW TOY, I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH OF IT.

But back to the topic at hand:


Today, Everyone's Angry, Regarding Utah University's Pinhead.


Mahesh.

I hate Mahesh, so I'm going to start blaming him for everything wrong.

My glasses have been crooked for over half a year, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

I stubbed my toe, AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE!!!!

Bush was elected for a secend term, AND YOU ARE GETTING THE BLAME FOR THAT ONE TOO!!!

ok, since everything is now M's fault

MAHESH! ITS YOUR OWN BLOODY FAULT I HATE YOU!

whoa, someone actually voted for M as being a great guy. In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny "Ah what a maroon"

Of course everything is my fault. I broke everyone's glasses, I kicked Shadow and Dekka in the groin, I shaved Whidden's head bald, I painted Fuscia's house a bright pink (why do you think she is painting it?), I emptied Heck's fridge of beer (he keeps a few wine coolers too), I blew Pippin's fake giant egg to smithreens, I infected Panda's computer with malicious viruses, I kidnapped Gabo's dogs and dropped them off all over the place in Taiwan, I shred Sierradaddy's book of Shakespearean insults to bits, I billed all my 900 calls to Spaliznad's home, etc. etc.

So don't tell me it is my fault. I already know it is.

M.

I will just continue to write with my small, insignificant writing...

No you cannot. Either you are with us, or with the terrorists.

M.

Hmmm....not very good options...I shall opt for choice C!!!

I HATE M! I BLAME HIM FOR THE LACK OF CHOCOLATE IN MY HOUSE!

Hey. My glasses broke last year. M it's all your fault. It is also your fault that I lose my clip on sunglasses all the time!