DA secret party/staff party |
| Posted by: fuscia | | O.K. most of us have read that funny email for the nekkid quiddich match. We will be doing our own type of one here for kicks. It will start with emails between members about the secret DA party, the kids want it to be a makeout party or such, that will happen during the Hogwarts Staff meeting at The Three Broomsticks. Note, the staff party will be pretty wild, so we can have that going on as well.
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Ginny= Fuscia
Hagrid=Fuscia
Hermione=Flying Panda | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | OOOO good one Pippin.
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Agreed.
So far we have
Hagrid=Fuscia
Ginny=Fuscia
Hermione= FP
Dumbledore=FP
Lavendar=Pippin
Moaning Myrtle=Pippin
I am hoping we can get whidden to play Lucius. I have something special in mind for him | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | Lucius is awesome. Super cool in a an evil way. The lip twitch/sneer was a good added touch in the movie | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Whidden does a really good Lucius. If he does, I want to play McGonagall.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | Dumbledore can have some good talking with McGonagall being head and deputy of the school ... and we dont know much about how they talk in private, they might be real part animals  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | the malfoy in the "Naked Quidditch match wasnt very good i dont think | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | So far we have
McGonagall=Fuscia
Hagrid=Fuscia
Ginny=Fuscia
Hermione= FP
Dumbledore=FP
Lavendar=Pippin
Moaning Myrtle=Pippin
Lucius Malfoy=Whidden
Oh my yes, this will be fun.
Blimey! ders a staff party ter be plannin' there is. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | I can edit in new characters from this point on. We can start.
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To: Lucius Malfoy
From: Minerva McGonagall
CC:
RE: Staff Party At Three Broomsticks
Dear Lucius,
Our annual staff party for the Hogwarts staff will be held next week at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade Village. The party will be closed to the public. Since you were a governor of the school, you will be permitted to attend. I sincerely hope that you will be bringing some of that excellent vintage that you brought to the last party.
Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
P.S. Leave your wife at home Luci-poo
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To: Hermione Granger
From: Ginny
CC:Lavendar Brown
RE: DA PARTAY!
Girls,
I have just gotten wind of a staff party next week. All the teachers will be gone, so we can have that end of the year DA party. Make sure you do NOT tell Cho. I do not want her crying and ruining the party with her waterworks.
Ginny | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy headmistress
From: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster
CC:
RE: Staff Party
Minerva
I hope i see you at the staff party this year, if you rememeber last year was a real hoot.
The security spells are all planned, the day of the party i will put them all up | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Ginny
From: Hermione Granger
CC:
RE: re: DA PARTAY!
Gin,
I'll put a anti depressant charm on the room this time, we dont want any tears this time | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | To : Albus Dumbledore
From: Minerva McGonagall
CC:
RE: staff party
Dear Albus,
Things are in order for the staff party, although I have forgotten to inform Professor Snape. He was a real party pooper shall we say last year. I have full confidence in your charms to keep the students away. You do know how troublesome the Weasley twins can be.
Minerva | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To : Minerva
From: Albus Dumbledore
CC:
RE: re: staff party
They are always trying to break the rules, i dare say they will catch wind of this party and try and sneak in.
I have faith in Snape, I trust him. He only popped on the part last time bacause lupin was there, i dont think he will be comeing this time | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | To: Professor Dumbledore
From: Minerva McGonagall
CC:
RE:Staff party
Albus,
That is good news. He was scowling and totally unwilling to play twister with the rest of us.
Minerva
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_TO:Lucius Malfoy
From: Minerva McGonagall
CC:
RE: Party
Lucius,
Fantastic news. I hear that Snape will not be attending the party. Bring on the good times.
Minerva
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To:Professor Dumbledore
From:Hagrid
CC:
RE: Staff Party
Deer Professor Dumbledore Sir,
I've got the drinks fer the party. I made sur to load up on that 12 grain whiskey like you like sir. Blimey I wish you'd let me bring Madame Rosemerta as me date, but well, I understand.
Cheers
Hagrid | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Minerva
From: Albus Dumbledore
CC:
RE:Staff party
Minerva
I think that was more that it was his time of the month rather than his unwillingness, to partisepate
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To:Hagrid
From:Albus
CC:
RE: re: Staff Party
Hagrid
Good to hear all the drinks are ready, i do addor that whiskey.
I dont want you bringing as of you "friends" this time, they almost tore the place apart last time, i had to fix it up before the the bar tender refused to let us back in there | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Whidden | |
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Dear Lucius,
Our annual staff party for the Hogwarts staff will be held next week at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade Village. The party will be closed to the public. Since you were a governor of the school, you will be permitted to attend. I sincerely hope that you will be bringing some of that excellent vintage that you brought to the last party.
Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
P.S. Leave your wife at home Luci-poo |
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To: Minerva McGonagall
From: Lucius Malfoy
CC:
RE: Staff Party At Three Broomsticks
Minney,
I have been informed via the grapevine that Mudbloods will be attending.
I thought I have made myself crystal clear in the past, concerning my predisposition towards these lowly half breeds.
However, we have not spoken in quite some time, and I look forward to attending. I will bring 5 bottles of 1982 Chateau Mouton Rothschild Pauillac.*
Please see that POTTER or other such ilk are not included in the wine tasting, as they are horribly underage, and apt to make complete and total fools of themselves.
Regards, Lucious
*Saturated dark red. Pure, subtle, highly aromatic nose of currant, cedar, eucalyptus and exotic oak. Wonderfully silky and opulent, with utterly compelling inner-mouth perfume and chewy depth. Showing spectacularly today and hiding its rock-solid underlying structure. The great finish shows extraordinary aromatic complexity and subtlety, along with big, dusty, fine tannins.
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| Posted by: fuscia | | TO:Lucius Malfoy
From:Minerva Mcgonagall
CC:
RE:staff party
Dear Lucius,
Don't worry. There will be no students allowed. I dare say, there will be mostly staff there. As for purebloods, well as you well know I am, so we can have our own private wine tasting. We can hide behind Hagrid and play truth or dare again. You never did get to show me that tatoo Luscious dear.
Minnie
P.S. Do act like I am the uptight Deputy Headmistress. Dumbledore has no idea that I can actually let my hair down. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | TO:Minerva
From: Albus
CC:
RE:staff party
Minerva
I do hope you will be letting your hair down for this party, like you had at the Yale ball.
albus | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To:Ginny
From: Lavender
CC: Hermione Granger
RE: re: DA PARTAY!
Ladies,
I'll be sure to get some butterbeer for the party. Who knows, maybe I can even get ahold of it without the butter. Oh, and I do hope Seamus will be there
Lavender | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | TO:Lavender
From: Hermione
CC:Ginny
RE:Party
Im glad to see someone is helping out with the arrangements, ive been working my figures off trying to keep this secret.
Get lots of drinks, im hoping most of the DA will come. Ginny was right, i dont think we want Cho there again, after all those tears.
HG | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | TO:Lavendar
From: Ginny
CC: Hermione
RE: PARTAY!
Girls,
Seamus is a go for the party. I know Harry will be there, so I have taken the liberty of shoving my ex Michael into the vanishing cabinet. Now Hermione, don't scowl, it was done for love, and I will fetch him after the party is over.
I have sent a note to Cho requesting that she go to the rose garden. They could use the water. I have put a picture of Cedric there, so she should be watering the roses all night long.
I think I have a lead on some fire whiskey.
Gotta run
Ginny | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | ((Could you guys help me out? My copy of Harry Potter 5 has sadly hidden itself from me and I can't remember who is in the DA group ))
To: Herm, Ginny
From: Lavender
RE: Party games
If our guys are gonna be there, how's about some spin the bottle? I'm sure you can do something about making sure it points to who we want, right Herm?
Lavender | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | ((Harry,
ron,
hermione,
neville,
dean,
lavender,
pavati and padma pitil,
Cho,
?marietta? edgecombe,
Luna Lovegood,
kayie bell,
alicia spinnet,
angelina johnson,
colin and dennis creevey,
ernie macmillan,
justin finch-fletchley,
hanna abbott,
susan bones,
Anthony Goldstein,
Micheal Corner,
Terry boot,
ginny,
zacharias smith,
fred, George, Lee Jordan,))
To: Lavender
From: Hermione
RE: re Party games
Of course, i can enchant the bottle so it lands on the guy you want Who you hoping it lands on Lavender? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: Herm, Ginny
From: Lavender
RE: re: Party Games
That hot man known as Seamus. And I know who you and Ginny want to land on, of course. 
What else do we need to bring? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | ((Wait, why isn't Seamus on the list? Wait...wasn't there something important about that in the book? I've only read it once, and I can't remember! I was gonna read it again, but it's gone missing, so I can't even look anything up!)) | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Lavender, Ginny
From: Hermione
RE: re: re: Party Games
Everything should be there, as long as we walk up and down the corridor thinking about what we require | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | |
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Pippin said this in post #29 :
((Wait, why isn't Seamus on the list? Wait...wasn't there something important about that in the book? I've only read it once, and I can't remember! I was gonna read it again, but it's gone missing, so I can't even look anything up!)) |
((No, i think Seamus was still angry at Harry at that point, or still didnt beleive him about Voldemort being back ... that list is from the people who walked in the door at the hogs head (i think it was) and signed the list))
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| Posted by: Pippin | | ((Okay, I thought there was somethign that was between Harry and Seamus.)) | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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Pippin said this in post #32 :
((Okay, I thought there was somethign that was between Harry and Seamus.)) |
now that would be a funny rumor! 
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| Posted by: Pippin | | ((Ooooo! Okay, I'll have Murtle use that one))
To: Ginny, Herm
From: Lavender
RE: Oops!
Gals, we have a problem. I was in the bathroom typing Mmails to you guys because Cho was in the dorm room, and I think Moaning Murtle might have peaked over my shoulder! I covered up the letter pretty fast, but I think she may have caught that there was gonna be a party. I guess we'll know soon enough if she knows because she'll start bawling about not being invited. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | ((No, she'll just float around and be a pest. I don't want to spoil anyone's fun by tattling)) | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | ((nope. She would get into trouble for spying on people))
TO: Professor Dumbledore
From:Hagrid
CC:
RE:Party
Deer Professor Dumbledore Sir,
I wers hopin that you would allow me ter bring some fire whiskey fer the party. Also, what about invitin' some of the parents like Mr and Mrs Weasley to the party?? I can't stand watchin' Mc Gonagall get all snookered again. Blimey, last year she pinched my bum she did. Maybe we should be addin' more fellers
Hagrid | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Hagrid
From: Albus
CC:
RE: Re: Party
Hagrid,
The We already have some whiskey, but the more the mereier, please bring some.
It would be nice to to invite some parents, of course we would have objections by some of the Govoners, but im sure we can get round that.
Im sure Proffessor McGonagall was only having a bit of fun
((Im not sounding much like Dumbledore am i?)) | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | TO:Professor Dumbledore
From:Hagrid
CC:
RE: Party
Sir,
A bit o fun? Blimey! I couldn't sit down fer two days! Dat woman's got hands strength like a giant she does! If ye don't mind, I'll be sittin fer most of the party.
I did hear a bit o gossip. Lucius Malfoy is comin' to the party. I get the feelin' that Professor McGonagall invited him. After the last party, I saw the two of them goin' into the dark forrest.
Hagrid | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Hagrid
From: Albus
CC:
RE: Re: Party
Hagrid,
I think Lucius put something in the drink he brought last time, i also saw him with Proffessor McGonagall. Get her drinking your Fire Whiskey. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | |
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flying panda said this in post #41 :
To: Hagrid
From: Albus
CC:
RE: Re: Party
Get her drinking your Fire Whiskey. |
((Ooooo, is that encouragement?))
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| Posted by: flying panda | | ((no, hes just saying that Lucius put something in her drink to get her the way she was like a love potion)) | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: Lavender
From: Murtle
RE: I know what you're up to
Lavender,
I saw you in the bathroom today writing to your friends. You're planning a party, and nobody told Murtle. Why did you try to hide what you were writing? Were you making fun of stupid, fat Murtle? Well? Were you? Everybody does! You think just because I'm dead you can not tell me about your party?! You think just because I'm a ghost I can't be any fun! Well, I know about your party now!
Murtle | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: Stupid, fat Murtle
From: Lavender
RE: re: I know what you're up to
Dear Moaning Murtle,
Fine. You caught us. Go cry me a river, you're good at that. If you are going to be a big girl about this, though, than stop complaining and tell us where we can get some really good fire whiskey. If you come through, I will stop calling you names.
~Lav | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Whidden | | To: Minerva McGonagall
From: Lucius Malfoy
CC:
RE: Staff Party At Three Broomsticks
Minnie,
If you meet me in the back broom closet, the ones used for sweeping, not for flying, I will give you another patented "Lucious foot massage".
I am going to bring three big towels and rich cream scented with eucalyptus and mint and ti tree oil, which is a natural disinfectant and a darn good emulsifier.
I will support your beautiful feet on a recliner chair with the foot rest up, while I sit on the floor with towels on my knee.
First, I will soak your feet in Epsom salts dissolved in a gallon of warm water. This will distress you in a wonderful way before I begin the foot massage. Then I will dry thoroughly, including between your toes.
Then I will gently massage one foot completely, then do the other.
I will massage the cream gently into the whole foot, top and bottom, toes to ankle, with strokes going from your toes to your ankles.
I will work a little more deeply for the next few strokes. I will put both hands around your feet with my fingers on the bottom and my thumbs on the top. Then I will move my thumbs between the tendons (those cords you feel on the top) smoothly and firmly from your ankle toward your toes.
I will make long strokes rather than short, jerky ones. And I will work with enough pressure so it's not ticklish, but not so deep it feels like a gouge.
Then I will massage your toes with gentle, circular motions, using a bit of a stretch while I rub. Then, give them a little exercise by rotating them.
I will grip all your toes together by holding them with my thumb underneath and all my fingers on top. Then gently rotate them three times one direction, then three times reversed.
When finished with the massage, I am going to wipe the soles of your feet with a towel to prevent your feet from being slick and slip them into some wonderful heavy cotton socks or perhaps a pair of slippers.
Also, remember to drink the wine I will bring, I have brought a special bottle, just for you my sweet.
regards, Lucius
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| Posted by: fuscia | | ((After Fuscia stopped laughing, then thinks hmmm maybe I should print that out and see if Mr. F will fall for it, for research reasons of course ))
TO:Lucius Malfoy
FROM:Minnielovin'it@Hogwarts.com
RE:
CC rrrrrrrrrrrr
Lucius,
I am forever your slave. Oh my, I wish I had that time turner again so that we could relive our days together. *fans self
First my luscious one, I will polish your black leather boots. Then My dear I will comb your gorgeous blonde hair with a sable comb, carefully caressing each and every strand just the way you like it. Then I will wisper seductively in your ear "who's the big bad death eater" then give you a little bite, then say "he may be the Dark Lord, but to me you are a God". *fans self, drinks water
Sorry dear, I need to run take a cold shower,
Your wicked witch,
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| Posted by: flying panda | | To: Minerva
From: Albus
CC:
Re: Party
Minerva,
I want you to invite Lucius Malfoy's wife
Albus. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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flying panda said this in post #50 :
To: Minerva
From: Albus
CC:
Re: Party
Minerva,
I want you to invite Lucius Malfoy's wife
Albus. |
TO:Albus
From: Minerva McGonagall
CC: Lucius Malfoy
RE: Party
Albus,
Mrs. Malfoy is away on holiday. She will be quite unable to attend the banquet. As I understand it, she is away working on a Pureblood Who's Who book.
Minerva
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| Posted by: flying panda | | (( ))
To: Minerva
From: Albus
CC:
RE: Party
Minerva,
Too bad to hear that, it would be nice for you to mingle abit more this year, last year you were absolutly all over Lucius Malfoy, I was hoping you would "spread the wealth" so to speak.
And beware of his wine, it seemed to change you
Albus | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | TO: Albus
From: Minerva
CC:
RE: party
Albus,
One must do certain things for the Order. I am just very willing to do my part.
Minerva | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | (( ))
TO:Minerva
From:Albus
CC:
RE: Party
Minerva,
In that case keep up the good work, and i expect a report in my office 3 days after the party.
Albus | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | TO: ALBUS
FROM: Minerva
CC:
RE: party
Albus,
I will let you know if anything comes up of importance. The main thing is that while Malfoy is with us, he can not be serving You-Know-Who. I dare not reveal my technique of keeping him occupied.
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| Posted by: flying panda | |
TO:Minerva
From:Albus
CC:
RE: Party
Minerva,
I know you went into the Forbidden forrest last year, and i know that something was put in that wine of his. I also daresay that his wife isnt writing a book.
I trust you know what you are getting yourself into Minerva.
Albus
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: Lavender
From: Murtle
RE: 
Oh course I don't know how to get ahold of really good fire whiskey! Like anyone would tell me where to get some! They all think that poor moping, moaning Murtle isn't good enough to show where to get fire whiskey. They probably think that just because I'm a ghost and can't drink it I shouldn't be offered any! Go ahead, keep on mocking poor fat, ugly Murtle! Everybody else does!
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: The Whining One
From: Lavender
RE: re: 
Murt, you really get on my nerves. I know Hermione tells me I should be nice to you, but honestly! You complain all the time! "Oh, nobody likes me, everybody thinks I'm this. Everybody thinks I'm that." You really are annoying.
Lav | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: The Prat
From: Murtle
RE: Guess what?
Seamus and Harry have a thing. I didn't want to tell you, but you made me. It's best that you hear it now, rather than during the party. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | |
To: Minerva
From: Albus
CC:
Re: Party and fire whisky
Minerva,
I think moa... Murtle who haunts the girls lavertries over heard us while we were talking about the party and the Firewhiskey we had ordered.
Albus
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: Ginny, Herm
From: Lav
RE: I don't want to believe it
I just heard the most horrible thing. I heard from someone that there's something between Seamus and Harry. You don't think it's true, do you?
Also, Moaning Murtle's a no-go on the good fire whiskey. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Pippin | | To: Ginny, Herm
From: Lavender
RE: I don't believe it
Okay, I thought it over and I decided it wasn't true. I mean, how could those boys like each other when they have us around? It ain't possible. Still, if for some reason we ever needed to get back at Seamus or Harry for something, it would be a most excellent rumor, would it not?
I got some nice candles to hover in the air during the party. They smell like lavenders
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