Naked Quidditch, Anyone?? |
| Posted by: flying panda | | I fell asleep with my computer on one night, and a site came up, it was a fan story, the title was "The Naked Quidditch Match"
Ill post the first "letter" here, there rest can be found at This site
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Chapter 1
To: All Students
From: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress
Re: Naked Quidditch (11/15/01)
As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game will be conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff. Given the nature of this particular game, the staff of Hogwarts will ensure temperatures in the Quidditch field stay reasonable.
All betting regarding the various sizes and weights of student equipment is not condoned. Should a magical measure stick be seen in the vicinity of the field on game day, there will be 500 points deducted from the house and a month of detentions.
Students in first through third years playing on the team are exempted from this display, as they were non-participants in the foolish game. They are to remain in their Quidditch uniforms.
Given the fact jock cups cannot be used in this game as per the restrictions of a "naked Quidditch challenge", any male student who wishes to learn of a genitalia protection spell may come to my office in confidence.
I would like to stress to all students that this type of "dare" from a Truth and Dare game is unacceptable, but magically binding. Please do try to engage brains before making foolish choices.
- Professor M. McGonagall |
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| Posted by: flying panda | | OK i want to take this opertunity to fore-worn people about the launges chapter 9 of the link (above) ... the descriptions mentions certain "bits" that parents might not want children reading about ... a mod might want to edit the title, just as a precartion.
Also reading through it, a few things made me shudder, like the fact that YOU CANT APPARATE INSIDE THE HOGSWART GOUNDS ... The people from the book wouldnt act like that, or say things like that ....
I like the idea of having a log of all the Mmails (thats what the writer has used instead of Emails (very clever)) its kind of like a book made up of diary pages to tell the story. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | I also liked the 3 jokes about Voldemort:
"Oooh, I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort!
I DiD, I DiD
I Did tee a bid bad Moldiemort"
"There once was a stinker named Voldie
His breath, it smelled kinda moldy
He's oh-so greedy
He's tried to kill me
But failed cuz his head is so hole-y"
"There once was a restored Dark Wizard
Whose fondness for others rested only in lizards
He was such a drag
That his conquest was bagged
And now he's just stranded out in a lonely blizzard." | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Pippin sent me the link to the site. It is a riot!
parents, be warned, they make mention of certain body parts  . Not for the young.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | thats what my second post mentioned ... bits were funny, others made me think what the ...? chapter 9 was the worst bit for naming body parts ... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: adityamahesh | | I haven't read it. Did anyone call theirs a good broomstick?
Harry: "Look, mine is a Firebolt. Draco's is just a Nimbus 2001".
Ron: "I have only a Comet 67".
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| Posted by: flying panda | | it was totally none realistic (or maybe too realistic for Harry Potter, i dont think there are loyers in the magical world, well if they were they would work for the minetry and would work for you know who | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | but wouldn't it be fun to run a thread with emails from the HP characters about something? It would be a riot. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | it would, problem is you have to get into character ... and it has to be carfully planned, if more than one character is involved one won't know what others are thinking, and to have a good story you need to know everything and above about whats happening, thats why im so good at creative writing, i know everything about the character ...
It would be fun though | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Blimey! If we come up with it, I get ter play Hagrid I do. 
Remember Whidden was a great Lucius Malfoy. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | If i was Hermione i would put a stop to any apparating in and out of hogwarts ... I know Magonagall couldne appareate during the Quiccitch match ... and Ginnies idea about the dragons wouldnt have worked ... cos they couldnt apparate in the first place ... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Stuff like that bothered me too. I am a stickler for the rules. I did like the email type of idea. It worked well to know who wrote to who. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: flying panda | | yea, there were things that could have happened inbotween thim, that doesnt need saying, but is implyed in MMails
 how coicidental is that M-mail ... M | | Reply To this Message
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