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Google Gulp

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Google has been a company of innovation when it came to Internet, but now they’re venturing into new territory. “Google Gulp” is supposedly a smart drink that changes your brain chemistry. They come in four original flavors, and like Gmail will only be a limited release.

“Google Gulp”

I was only joking when I said Google wanted to take over the world, but it seems they just might.

It makes me think of that movie with Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in it, where all restaurants are Taco Bell, except in our future, all everything is "google"

This is just too much. Supposedly, every bottle of that drink will have sophisticated technology which will reconfigure the drink depending upon the drinker's DNA structure and will also affect the brain chemistry helping us perform better.

I hate to say this, but this is one Google product I am in no hurry to try.

M.

i bet there's nanomachines in the google gulp and after a few months google will unveil their new search engine that will index and catalogue the contents of your brain. so now you'll never have to remember anything, just do a search of your brain at google's website.

[edit: darn you AM! you read my mind. uh, you haven't been drinking a google gulp lately, have you? ]

What are you talking about J-man? I just posted what I concluded after reading Google's website.

M.

there was no reply when i came in here and when i finished and hit "go" i saw that you had beat me to the punch about the embedded google technology.

That is correct. I suppose I am the fastest draw in the West.

Honestly, I cannot think how Google can make those bottles affordable with all that embedded technology. I suppose they recycle the bottles.

M.

I just don't understand how this is even possible. Is this a joke, or something????

That is what I am hoping, that this is Google's idea of an April Fool's joke. But I have seen their jokes in the past and this doesn't look like one. I suppose it is for real.

M.

Okay, if it's NOT a joke... HOW is it possible???

Okay, I just read up more about it on the Internet, and then went back and read everything they had to say on Google's webpage. Apparently, it is an April Fool's joke. Those b******.

I was honestly quite surprised that they would be able to incorporate such futuristic technology into a commercial product. I am pretty sure that if the technology to read DNA sequence from saliva and process it so fast and then reconfigure the drink exists, it would certainly be classified.

M.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking..... and that's why I said... HOW is it possible. I mean, I KNOW that there is technology developed out there, to do many things... but, it would not just be on the open market like this!!!

Now that we know it is a joke, Larke might want to refer to his post again. I am sure he feels similar sentiments - again.

M.

Oh, I'm sure that he does, M....

oh, yeah... sure... just laugh it up you two.

thank goodness it's an april fool's joke. if anyone was going to actually manufacture something like this, micro$oft would be my first bet.

Well, if we won't laugh at you, who would we laugh at man?

Microsoft has more sinister plans than designing such products.

M.

Microsoft scares me.... ever see the movie, AntiTrust? If you haven't... see it. You will know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!!!

micro$oft is the single most reason why i got interested in computer/network security. the devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.

and i can't think of a better place to go where i can enjoy being laughed at... or something like that. you know i mean.

But how do you know that you really know the devil?

Kris, I think I might have seen that movie a long time ago. It is about a bunch of hacker kids and one of them starts to work for a Gates-esque person, right?

M.

LOL that's the truth!!! you never DO know!

I am really interested to see Longhorn. Supposedly it is all XML and SOAP-based, with cross-support for conventional applications.

M.

Yes, THATS the movie, M.... it's good, but scary too!!! Too freaking true to lifes possibilities.

Anyone see Google's new satellite imaging that goes with its mapping. Trip out. I can see my swimming pool and where I park my car. Insane.

-HECK!

Oh too funky! It has the whole world on the satellite... just can't zoom close into rural areas and countries outside of the US. Still awesome though.

how about this one->

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html

That's comedy ap1096.

-HECK!