America's "Most Foolish Person"

Michael Jackson Forum

JACKSON CROWNED 'MOST FOOLISH AMERICAN' FOR THIRD TIME RUNNING

Troubled superstar Michael Jackson has been voted America's "Most Foolish Person" for the third year in a row, beating a murderer and President George W. Bush to the title.

The annual April Fool's Day poll showed that the "Thriller" star was the most popular choice for the top spot, with convicted killer Scott Peterson, sentenced to death this month for murdering his heavily pregnant wife Laci, at second place.

The list also featured his sister Janet Jackson at sixth place, in honor of her breast-flashing "wardrobe malfunction" gaffe, hotel heiress Paris Hilton came in at fourth place and disgraced lifestyle guru Martha Stewart at third.

Compiler of the poll Jeff Barge says, "It's getting hard to envision an America in which Michael Jackson isn't the most foolish individual. Short of a lesbian wedding ceremony for Paris Hilton, it's hard to imagine who could possibly push him out of the number 1 spot."

- SF Gate

I think we're going to have a champion here for years to come. What an idiot nincompoop.

Tell me, where can I vote? I don't want to deprive myself of the democratic process.

At least Paris made the top 5, I know she deserves it!

Anyone see South Park's take on Paris Hilton? How about their episode spoofing Michael? Both were pretty much dead on and friggin hilarious!

Those South Parks were great.

Well, Paris having a lesbian wedding wouldn't surprise me... hell, what HASN'T... no no no... WHO hasn't she done!!!! Just kidding.

Michael deservingly has this title... and I'm sure that he will continue to reign as the King of Fools for some time.

He needs a jester's hat. and bells. lots of jingling bells.

I'm sure he has plenty in his closet.

-HECK!